Jul 7 2009Dude, You Should Totally Get A Bacon Tattoo!
I think it's safe to say we would all eat that, but I would go the extra mile and lick the pit. Happy lunching!
Picture [flickr]
Thanks, son, now go to your room. Mommy and daddy are going to wrestle.
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Reader Comments
1. Birr Crinton - July 7, 2009 12:37 PM
it looks like a flintstones log
2. CCCPZ - July 7, 2009 12:38 PM
haha i was thinking the same thing
3. Dr.Freak - July 7, 2009 12:38 PM
mmm puss
4. patrickyayo - July 7, 2009 12:39 PM
good job
5. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 7, 2009 12:43 PM
It that piss flavored bacon?
6. LSDiesel - July 7, 2009 12:44 PM
Well, at least no one will ask what it means.
7. STOMPY - July 7, 2009 12:44 PM
mmm, not so much.... If you are going to get a lame tat might as well show a dinsouar cooking bacon by shooting its eye lasers at it...
8. Stuey - July 7, 2009 12:46 PM
Jesus, that is some epic pit hair.
9. Stuey - July 7, 2009 12:50 PM
Thanks for the idea for my tatt Stompy
10. LSDiesel - July 7, 2009 1:01 PM
@7, I'm finally starting to like you.
11. JFreezy - July 7, 2009 1:04 PM
Wow. Just wow. Not only is that the dumbest tattoo I've seen in a long time, (and I've seen a few) but the actual bacon looks like crap! At least the bacon tattoo I have on my penis looks real! Annnnnnnd when you apply friction to the tat, it tastes like bacon! Ladies???
12. Jerry - July 7, 2009 1:07 PM
No eaty for me
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
13. captain obvious - July 7, 2009 1:12 PM
@11 you were almost funny!
14. msjessiemeghan - July 7, 2009 1:13 PM
The pit hair!
15. Moose Knuckle - July 7, 2009 1:14 PM
If I'm on a plane that crashes somewhere atop the snow swept Andes, I know who I wanna be sitting next to....
*tucks napkin into shirt*
16. bicep - July 7, 2009 1:16 PM
Nice attempt at copying Anti-Clown humor, JFreezy.
That arm is sadness.
17. dar - July 7, 2009 1:18 PM
good thing he didn't get something he'd regret in a month.
18. manders - July 7, 2009 1:33 PM
you know, the tat is.....interesting(?) at the very least it's a conversation piece/starter, but not really sure how many girls he's gonna pick up with that one - it may just make me hungry for waffle house.
The armpit hair is just gross, and i could have spent the rest of my day happy not having seen that.
19. Daisy - July 7, 2009 1:38 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver Back Down where Max got mad and beat up some guys who were behind him in the car and beeped their horn too much.
20. SiGee - July 7, 2009 1:45 PM
What happened, Daisy?
You tired????
We all know you can do way better than that!!!
21. LSDiesel - July 7, 2009 1:50 PM
@20, speaking of tired, you fell asleep during my evening handjob last night. I had to finish it myself....again. I realize its not the most riveting for you, but c'mon, don't be rude.
22. kmath - July 7, 2009 2:15 PM
WHY!!!!???
I don't understand a very badly designed cartoon bacon tattoo on someone's arm. This makes no sense....
23. poshy - July 7, 2009 2:25 PM
Wow. That dude totally stole my tattoo, right down to the grease.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2009/03/suicide-girls-g.html
24. sohaan - July 7, 2009 2:25 PM
man please leave stupid shit to jackass or college humor
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/102
25. Hooche - July 7, 2009 2:35 PM
Complete rip off of Posh's tattoo! Not fair!
26. Frank Rizzo - July 7, 2009 2:53 PM
Nice job ripping that off ... wow, you couldn't even take a few minutes to make it even slightly different then the one you ripped off ...
27. Averre - July 7, 2009 7:00 PM
...And 20 years from now he'll look at that abomination and say "What was i thinking?!?"
Thankfully we beat him to the punch 20 years earlier, what a douche.
28. julie - July 7, 2009 7:44 PM
that butthole stole that tattoo from my friend, what a dill hole. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2009/03/suicide-girls-g.html
29. Zee Brat - July 7, 2009 9:36 PM
@28 So your mad that the lame ass tattoo was your friends idea first? Okay...
30. Erays3r - July 7, 2009 9:53 PM
The internet is the free exchange of other peoples ideas.
31. led display - July 8, 2009 12:28 AM
.................cool..
32. Laura H. - July 8, 2009 2:11 AM
Say what you will, it's about the only tattoo that will look *better* as your agéd skin withers, wrinkles, and gets all weird and bumpy.
33. Tobler1 - July 8, 2009 2:28 AM
@19 WHY!!!! must someone ALWAYS cry fake!? DUMB! Is it so inconceivable that people are actually dumber than yourself? Look around maaaaaan. they're EVERYWHERE!
34. Tobler1 - July 8, 2009 2:30 AM
If the shadows are "Wrong" maybe its because its FRESH and swollen ie raised.
35. Phoenix - July 8, 2009 3:24 AM
Check This Out!!
http://tinyurl.com/qk8gdb
36. kreebilicus - July 8, 2009 5:14 AM
why is the bacon sitting in splodges of yellow jizz?
37. kreebilicus - July 8, 2009 5:17 AM
@33 lookee here!!! daisy's caught a fresh, wriggling n00bfish! straight out of kindergarten creek!
38. mungs - July 8, 2009 5:52 AM
@37 nicely done
39. Jaded Icon - July 8, 2009 7:15 AM
@37
I say we fry up some of that n00bfish!
BTW: Bacon = Bliss
Bacon Tat on arm = Sad (like crying clown sad)
40. jessepko - July 8, 2009 11:58 AM
Awww, lick the pit? sick, sick, sick.
41. Vinter - July 10, 2009 11:58 AM
its a marker , its in no way shape or form a real tattoo
42. Trav - January 16, 2010 7:25 PM
@41 What about the red skin around the tat?