Jul 10 2009Death Star Of Hearts: Star Wars Tattoo Chick

My tattoo's sweeter.

Zelda crest baby!

That's a win in my book!

Def a win.

And that's what real geeks get as tattoos.

I'd hit it...as long as I put a sheet on her back, otherwise I'd just laugh too much

Well I too love the star wars saga, I would ask for some money back from the tattoo artist for
(1)shaping the death star like a child's drawing of a heart
(2) making it look so small between a tie & x-wing fighter
(3) hanging that ridiculous looking I dunno WTF symbol from the bottom of it
(4) scattering all that shit all randomly

Ollie's going to have a field day with this one & I bet whoever is hitting that wears a stormtrooper helmet & talks like yoda.

@6
Mmmm and she could wear a Vader helmet and just breathe like he does the whole time.....uhh...nevermind....

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was being chased by some dementors, and was able to fight them off with the help of a patronus charm. Later he was expelled from school for using magic in front of mortals, and Baja's mother called him Derwood.

o my god that last part just made me literally laugh out loud. geekologie writer, you are the freakin man!

If this is for real then this chick is seriously damaged.

Swim away, swim away.

Would make a fun came pulling out and using the heart-shaped Death Star as a target. 10 points for that, 2 points for the light sabres, 5 points for the flying things (not a huge Star Wars fan) and 50 points if you get it in her hair!

^ fun GAME. Freudian slip.

I think whats actually bothering people is the negative space. It looks more like she got each individually and not a mural piece. I think if they were scaled properly with some kind of background it would come together better... but I love SW tats, and im still turned on.

For all we know that woman could be a trannie. Still turned on Wes?

@15

That just made it hotter!

Jesus christ. I don't even know what to say to this one. I got nothing.

Haha they took a picture of her taking a picture... Classic:) I wish I was this imaginitive! :,(

@12

Sounds like a nice came, i mean, game. Someone should try and find her so we can all play.

niiiiiiice trannie w/starwars tatto a deff INTERWEBZ + 1000000 points!!!!!!!! WIN WIN IF YOU ASK ME

I would PEW PEW PEW all over her back and try to shoot every ship with my semen. Then I'd go replenish my fluids and shoot down the rest of them. PEW PEW PEW.

Put on a differet suit and I'd not only hit it, I'd pounce on it and knock it around a little.

**different

why am I always the one to make typo?

I'm pretty sure she'd be a fun movie date. Let's go see Star Trek together since she's such a fan.

OMG, our president visits geekologie. Welcome Barack!

when she gets old, it'll look like all the ships are melting to that sun tattoo on her right arm.

--perhaps that may be her intentions.

I'd like to see the Boba Fett a little closer. That looks pretty badass.

I'd be downin' a giant bottle of gin if I had to look at that crap too. :::referring to the hottie in the background::::

That's a lot of retard

http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

@29

What happened? Did you look in the mirror?

I want this woman.

Love the tramp stamp especially.

ha.. Star Trek? bad form Mr. President..

Soooooo TACKY! FAIL

She has a nice figure but I have a sneaky suspicion that she is going to be quite homely looking from the front which is going to ruin all possibilities of hitting that like a epileptic Wookie. Can’t pound it from behind because I will be giggling too much having to look at all the crappy tattoos covering her back and won’t be able to flip her over because of the Ewok face.

I wonder if you try to stick it in her ass will she scream "utinni!"? That would be funny.

Is the Millennium Falcon' cockpit on the wrong side? I think so. I think: FAIL

if youre gonna do it do it right, plan it out, get a good artist to do it, dont rock the celtic knot/weird death star combo.
sooooo much wasted space, makes me sad :(

ROFLMAO @
"epileptic Wookie"

k star wars always a plus, but omfg shitty ass tattoos
at least do a nice back piece instead of being some tattoo artist practice butcher meat

Girl: WIN!
GW: FAIL!

is she single? (pleaseeee pleaseee be single)

@Chaz:
just wait for her to turn around. She probably has a hair lip

its just hideous....and if she walked past me i would laugh at her for wasting her money and the artist time.

lol she even has the stars on there, except they're brown. and freckles. pew pew

A (as in one or two) Star Wars tattoo on a chick might be hot, but this looks like a picture a 4th grader might draw. Ant the heart shaped death star looks like cat puke.

So, uh...did Failblog jump the shark or what?

Geekologie Writer, will you marry me?
I totally don't mind that you have a Star Wars beach towel. Seriously.

Tacky and nerdish.

even if this was real or fake, way too much going on and just plain tacky looking! A couple tattoos here and there are nice, but this is overload!

this is an upper back piece i've been gradually putting on my girlfriend for a few months. it's a complete work in progress, as the fine details in the ships, countless hours of blackness, explosions, and a massive imperial star destroyer are yet to be added. this kind of job isn't something thats done in one, or even a few sittings. there are pictures of some of the pieces on my myspace page. some are very incomplete. www.myspace.com/rokstar357 is the link. and i usually don't comment on this crap, but the term "fail" only applies in this case to the photoshop ''misplaced shadows" conspiracy theorist who commented earlier. congratulations, you're a moron! and just so everyone knows, this girl is much much more than cute. sure sucks to be a tattooist. tools.

hey Jeremy - i can't wait to see them complete - because as they stand now... well, a little heavy on the slop, sir. Whats the saying? Good from far - far from good?

burn it with fire!

OH GOD I LOVE THIS BITCH! (no! don't turn around. i don't want to see your face.)

I found my new goddess!

This is just one of our groupies folks.

Next time don't waste your time with taking pictures! Just bring our groceries right away!

So, has anyone stopped to think that the scaling is in relation to perception and distance? Or are a bunch of Star Wars elitists just finding something to bitch about since Lucas has been quiet for a few weeks?

@51

Welcome to Geekologie. You must be new here.

@51-HAHAHAAAAAAAA! FAIL!

this does kinda look the space battles i use to draw back in 6 th grade. minus the heart shape death star. my death star was in the shape of a penis.

@51:

Sorry, but the work so far doesn't really look all that stellar. If it's a work in progress, then what is the rest of it going to look like? Just like when you draw a picture, you need to work on the "non exciting" parts as much as the "exciting" parts of the picture. Plus if you screw up on perspective on a tat it is near impossible to fix it.

I'm just underwhelmed. If this wasn't on a cute girl then it would be considered terrible. I just hate the whole "sushi tattoo" look you have going on there. It's all from the same thing but none of it is tied together very well at all. Methinks that you should have planned this out a little more...

And yes, I've seen stuff like this done TONS better. You don't get a pass because it's Star Wars & your girlfriend has a nice bod.

Well, as far out as it sounds, I am the girl in this picture. Don't believe me? My myspace url is www.myspace.com/starwarsfanatic357. This picture was taken of me without my knowledge on the 4th of July weekend at the beach in Ocean City, New Jersey. My dear Boodle, my fiance wasn't looking for a "pass" when he posted his message. It was clearly to state that there is a process to tattooing that involves layering, and this picture just happened to be taken at a time when very few layers were applied. It has nothing to do with drawing "exciting parts and non-exciting parts" equally. Tattoing is NOT the same as drawing. The rules that apply on living canvas are completely different than that of any other medium. Ever heard the expression "there's a method to my madness"? This is the way that it HAS to be done. This tattoo is being done exactly the way I want it, and will continue to be done that way. I didn't ask to be put on here and for my artwork to be judged by people who haven't any knowledge about the process of tattooing, and have nothing better to do with their time than hate everything, because they don't fit in well in society (AKA: Tools) . As far as you having seen better work, GOOD FOR YOU!! There's no doubt in my mind that there are far superior artists in the world than my fiance, and he understands and admits this more than anyone. He's a very modest artist, even though he's the best-selling artist in our region. Sure, there are better artists out there, but art IS perception, and I perceive my backpiece as a combination of my love of Star Wars and the love of my fiance, who is doing his absolute best to give me the top of his ability. I don't care what you think about it. You don't wear it. A "pass" to me or him means nothing from someone who refers to a tattoo as a "tat". Do you also refer to the sacred instrument of tattooing as a "gun"? If you've ever been tattooed, did you refer to it as "gettin' some ink done"? If so, you're opinion doesn't matter, because you clearly have no respect or knowledge of the art. And as far as your "sushi tattoo" theory, Methinks you should find something better to do with your time than hang out on a site title Geekologie. Have a nice day!!

star wars is gay.. almost as gay as your husbands sideburn tattoos.

This is my friend Jessica from New Jersey! :) the piece isn't finished and she's opening a tattoo shop (Mickey's Tatoo & Piercing LLC) with her fiance in a few months. i'm excited for her and i think her tattoo's kick ass!!

love you girl! -Brit

haha, a friend just showed me this, because i did a design with a heart shaped death star as part of my love&hate series a while back:
http://www.aheartaday.com/2010/03/xo-wing.html
guess she totally out-geeked me there...

@60

I refer to it as "Getting Ink done." I call my work "Tat"s in an out-of-shop environment. I also call the tool they use to put the ink in my skin a "gun." If my opinion is simply worthless because of that, then you're a communist. Your tattoo looks like shit. I looked at both your supposed "Fiancee"s page and your own and not once did I see ANYTHING about your supposed back piece in any of your pictures. Especially since your "Fiancee" just saved the image above to his computer and uploaded it to Facebook. You're also a failed geek. Because anyone who would turn the Death Star into a heart should be taken out back behind the barn, and shot in the back of the head.

I find your lack of intelligence disturbing.