Jul 10 2009Death Star Of Hearts: Star Wars Tattoo Chick

My tattoo's sweeter.

Zelda crest baby!

That's a win in my book!

Def a win.

And that's what real geeks get as tattoos.

I'd hit it...as long as I put a sheet on her back, otherwise I'd just laugh too much

Well I too love the star wars saga, I would ask for some money back from the tattoo artist for
(1)shaping the death star like a child's drawing of a heart
(2) making it look so small between a tie & x-wing fighter
(3) hanging that ridiculous looking I dunno WTF symbol from the bottom of it
(4) scattering all that shit all randomly

Ollie's going to have a field day with this one & I bet whoever is hitting that wears a stormtrooper helmet & talks like yoda.

@6
Mmmm and she could wear a Vader helmet and just breathe like he does the whole time.....uhh...nevermind....

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was being chased by some dementors, and was able to fight them off with the help of a patronus charm. Later he was expelled from school for using magic in front of mortals, and Baja's mother called him Derwood.

o my god that last part just made me literally laugh out loud. geekologie writer, you are the freakin man!

If this is for real then this chick is seriously damaged.

Swim away, swim away.

Would make a fun came pulling out and using the heart-shaped Death Star as a target. 10 points for that, 2 points for the light sabres, 5 points for the flying things (not a huge Star Wars fan) and 50 points if you get it in her hair!

^ fun GAME. Freudian slip.

I think whats actually bothering people is the negative space. It looks more like she got each individually and not a mural piece. I think if they were scaled properly with some kind of background it would come together better... but I love SW tats, and im still turned on.

For all we know that woman could be a trannie. Still turned on Wes?

@15

That just made it hotter!

Jesus christ. I don't even know what to say to this one. I got nothing.

Haha they took a picture of her taking a picture... Classic:) I wish I was this imaginitive! :,(

@12

Sounds like a nice came, i mean, game. Someone should try and find her so we can all play.

niiiiiiice trannie w/starwars tatto a deff INTERWEBZ + 1000000 points!!!!!!!! WIN WIN IF YOU ASK ME

I would PEW PEW PEW all over her back and try to shoot every ship with my semen. Then I'd go replenish my fluids and shoot down the rest of them. PEW PEW PEW.

Put on a differet suit and I'd not only hit it, I'd pounce on it and knock it around a little.

**different

why am I always the one to make typo?

I'm pretty sure she'd be a fun movie date. Let's go see Star Trek together since she's such a fan.

OMG, our president visits geekologie. Welcome Barack!

when she gets old, it'll look like all the ships are melting to that sun tattoo on her right arm.

--perhaps that may be her intentions.

I'd like to see the Boba Fett a little closer. That looks pretty badass.

I'd be downin' a giant bottle of gin if I had to look at that crap too. :::referring to the hottie in the background::::

That's a lot of retard

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@29

What happened? Did you look in the mirror?

I want this woman.

Love the tramp stamp especially.

ha.. Star Trek? bad form Mr. President..

Soooooo TACKY! FAIL

She has a nice figure but I have a sneaky suspicion that she is going to be quite homely looking from the front which is going to ruin all possibilities of hitting that like a epileptic Wookie. Can’t pound it from behind because I will be giggling too much having to look at all the crappy tattoos covering her back and won’t be able to flip her over because of the Ewok face.

I wonder if you try to stick it in her ass will she scream "utinni!"? That would be funny.

Is the Millennium Falcon' cockpit on the wrong side? I think so. I think: FAIL

if youre gonna do it do it right, plan it out, get a good artist to do it, dont rock the celtic knot/weird death star combo.
sooooo much wasted space, makes me sad :(

ROFLMAO @
"epileptic Wookie"

k star wars always a plus, but omfg shitty ass tattoos
at least do a nice back piece instead of being some tattoo artist practice butcher meat

Girl: WIN!
GW: FAIL!

is she single? (pleaseeee pleaseee be single)

@Chaz:
just wait for her to turn around. She probably has a hair lip

its just hideous....and if she walked past me i would laugh at her for wasting her money and the artist time.

Girl ...sexy body ..

lol she even has the stars on there, except they're brown. and freckles. pew pew

A (as in one or two) Star Wars tattoo on a chick might be hot, but this looks like a picture a 4th grader might draw. Ant the heart shaped death star looks like cat puke.

So, uh...did Failblog jump the shark or what?

Geekologie Writer, will you marry me?
I totally don't mind that you have a Star Wars beach towel. Seriously.

Tacky and nerdish.

even if this was real or fake, way too much going on and just plain tacky looking! A couple tattoos here and there are nice, but this is overload!

this is an upper back piece i've been gradually putting on my girlfriend for a few months. it's a complete work in progress, as the fine details in the ships, countless hours of blackness, explosions, and a massive imperial star destroyer are yet to be added. this kind of job isn't something thats done in one, or even a few sittings. there are pictures of some of the pieces on my myspace page. some are very incomplete. www.myspace.com/rokstar357 is the link. and i usually don't comment on this crap, but the term "fail" only applies in this case to the photoshop ''misplaced shadows" conspiracy theorist who commented earlier. congratulations, you're a moron! and just so everyone knows, this girl is much much more than cute. sure sucks to be a tattooist. tools.

hey Jeremy - i can't wait to see them complete - because as they stand now... well, a little heavy on the slop, sir. Whats the saying? Good from far - far from good?

burn it with fire!

OH GOD I LOVE THIS BITCH! (no! don't turn around. i don't want to see your face.)

I found my new goddess!

This is just one of our groupies folks.

Next time don't waste your time with taking pictures! Just bring our groceries right away!

So, has anyone stopped to think that the scaling is in relation to perception and distance? Or are a bunch of Star Wars elitists just finding something to bitch about since Lucas has been quiet for a few weeks?

@51

Welcome to Geekologie. You must be new here.

@51-HAHAHAAAAAAAA! FAIL!

this does kinda look the space battles i use to draw back in 6 th grade. minus the heart shape death star. my death star was in the shape of a penis.

@51:

Sorry, but the work so far doesn't really look all that stellar. If it's a work in progress, then what is the rest of it going to look like? Just like when you draw a picture, you need to work on the "non exciting" parts as much as the "exciting" parts of the picture. Plus if you screw up on perspective on a tat it is near impossible to fix it.

I'm just underwhelmed. If this wasn't on a cute girl then it would be considered terrible. I just hate the whole "sushi tattoo" look you have going on there. It's all from the same thing but none of it is tied together very well at all. Methinks that you should have planned this out a little more...

And yes, I've seen stuff like this done TONS better. You don't get a pass because it's Star Wars & your girlfriend has a nice bod.