Jul 27 2009Cute: Dog Leash Has Severed Hand To Hold
Seen here with optional belly dancing belt, the Hand Leash from Alice Wang is just that: a leash with a mannequin hand that you hold. Also works great for cats (I'm looking at you, crazy cat lady). Now why nobody thought of this sooner is beyond me. I mean, it just makes sense. That said, I'm still holding out for a foot model. What? DON'T JUDGE ME.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
PET PLUS [alice-wang]
Thanks to anthony, who wants two so he can hold dual hands and sing Kumbaya.
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Reader Comments
1. tiz nizzle - July 27, 2009 9:53 AM
meh
2. tiz nizzle - July 27, 2009 9:54 AM
atleast the chick in the last pic is pretty cute
3. STOMPY (doesn't think ur comment is funny) - July 27, 2009 10:03 AM
@2
ya, i'd totaly lay her arse down in that park and nail her in front of her dog...
4. Spikey DaPikey - July 27, 2009 10:10 AM
Cool ! now i can slap people from a distance !!
*swing that hand baby* :D
5. Timbo - July 27, 2009 10:24 AM
For those super lonely people...
6. bendizle - July 27, 2009 10:24 AM
aww now the creepy cat lady who walks all her cats can finally get some love too
7. naas - July 27, 2009 10:25 AM
Good monday morning geekologie readers, I missed being close to you last week.
The chick looks euro which means she probably doesn't shave the pits STOMPY, something I know you're into but I couldn't live with these days
8. STOMPY (doesn't think ur comment is funny) - July 27, 2009 10:30 AM
@naas
you got a lot of good comments to catch up on...
http://timebombsetgtfo.ytmnd.com/
9. will - July 27, 2009 10:38 AM
Im buying.
10. will - July 27, 2009 10:40 AM
how do you buy this?
11. Christopher Edwards - July 27, 2009 10:42 AM
The picture of the hand/leash thing in the box is... i dunno somehow utterly creepy.
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 27, 2009 10:45 AM
@7
Welcome back.
This leash is stupid. The cowgirl boots remind me of something naughty. I want to kick that dog in the face.
13. naas - July 27, 2009 10:49 AM
yeah STOMPY? What's been good? (that link was hypnotic, well done)
@GFS☺
14. STOMPY (doesn't think ur comment is funny) - July 27, 2009 10:55 AM
@13
GFS and I had a point/counterpoint discussion on robots.... could have used ur help
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/ethicists_demand_new_laws_for.php#comment-127387
15. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 27, 2009 10:57 AM
@13 & 14
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/ethicists_demand_new_laws_for.php#comment-127373
16. nadalo日本にいます。MUSIC IS MY BITCH - July 27, 2009 11:02 AM
Excellent for those lonely people that need an extra helping hand/////comes with lube i imagine
17. Chode - July 27, 2009 11:05 AM
Are the fingers bendable? This would be one of the main reasons a girl would purchase something like this. She could bend the fingers into a shocker and go to down. Or if she was old fashioned, she could just go for the fist.
18. Chode - July 27, 2009 11:07 AM
*go to TOWN*
f-ing no edit button.
If I had that hand right now I would make it shoot the finger.
19. naas - July 27, 2009 11:07 AM
@14 yes you did, that was beautiful. I am sorry I wasn't live to chime in with you & GFS but that was a great ride, loved it
20. Jaded Icon - July 27, 2009 11:09 AM
Welcome back naas!
This girl is cute! Don't care about the pits GFS, but that is because I have low standards. Booze helps with that.
BTW: Stupid leash......
21. Timbo - July 27, 2009 11:11 AM
Slow day today....
22. naas - July 27, 2009 11:29 AM
Thanks jaded icon, it's good to be back. Timbo it's early, it should pick up.
@you - get back to work
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 27, 2009 11:33 AM
Happy Monday boys.
This leash makes my skin crawl.
24. Pat - July 27, 2009 11:33 AM
Does it come in additional skin tones?
25. naas - July 27, 2009 11:37 AM
....LOVED the novely eagle head submission also, Pew³ FTW
26. naas - July 27, 2009 11:37 AM
novelty
27. DOg - July 27, 2009 11:45 AM
i like her to hold me on a leash. Bark bark
28. Jerry - July 27, 2009 11:58 AM
Never wanted a dog, but now I do. The hand needs some tendons and other stuff hanging out though.
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
29. Dishy Dishyington - July 27, 2009 12:01 PM
She's cute. I'd like to slip her collar off so we could run off into those trees, get away from her owner holding that creepy leash.
30. Pistol Pete - July 27, 2009 1:20 PM
I need one of those only I want the hand in the "shocker" config
31. kevin wesley - July 27, 2009 1:45 PM
that's not needed for my dog who last only 45 sec before he has a stroke/ seizure. hey Mr. Geek bloger show that video of the narc. weiner dog, told my wife about it and laughed the whole way through the story
32. Ciao - July 27, 2009 7:13 PM
does it come as a novelty eagle head too?
33. Daisy - July 27, 2009 7:29 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. YOu can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like htat scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max sent some smoke signals to Baja who was in a raft with Kevin Bacon. Later he set some junk up to knock Dewey Cox off the raft, and allow Baja to get the drop on Bacon.
34. Dinosaur Rex - July 28, 2009 1:13 AM
That's a man's hand
I wont hold it, until they make some bigger and powerful
35. geekofan - July 28, 2009 2:46 AM
check this out >>
http://75684.onodot.com/