Jul 30 2009 Cocoa & The Sandersens: Strike 3, Yer Out!
NOTE: VIDEO BEST WATCHED WITH CANDY AND ICE CREAM BUT NOT POP-TARTS.
I honestly didn't know what a strike out was until I watched this, and I think it's pretty safe to say I've been living my life in vain. This video is so jam packed with important life lessons that I'm thinking about writing a book about it. It's gonna be called, 'Striking Out: How Not To Give A Dang'. Yeah, and it's gonna be a bestseller in both self help AND cookbooks because I'm going to include a couple of my favorite stoned recipes like 'Skittles' and 'Ice Cream Right Out Of The Box'. So, Cocoa, what do you say -- me, you, a palace made of candy? BECAUSE I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - July 30, 2009 4:30 PM
that's getting out of bed & starting the day over here. I get more energy & accomplishment from that than 2 boxes of wheaties
2. pillow - July 30, 2009 4:35 PM
I have never made it to the beer
3. Not A Bum - July 30, 2009 4:36 PM
Wanna give me a dollar!!!
YES!
-notabum.com
4. Calabasa209 - July 30, 2009 4:36 PM
One of the most important things i learned in college. which lead to me learning to not give a dang. the ONLY feeling thats more victorious than a strikeout was finally smoking with the old man....
5. Calabasa209 - July 30, 2009 4:37 PM
@naas- the wake&bake is the most important sesh of the day
6. Cynyde - July 30, 2009 4:38 PM
I'm pretty sure that the techno video from a few days ago was better made and made more sense.
7. Not A Bum - July 30, 2009 4:39 PM
Actually they remind me of Sifl and Olly
8. Theramin Jim - July 30, 2009 4:40 PM
THAT WAS AWESOME!
9. Ollie Williams - July 30, 2009 4:42 PM
B-B-B-BLOCKED AT WORK!
10. SmokingGirl - July 30, 2009 4:54 PM
I don't give a dang so much, that if I tried to give a dang, it would be utterly impossible to give a danging dang. DANG!
11. JFreezy - July 30, 2009 4:55 PM
Damn!! I'm blocked too!! So I will say this............................ Edward is gay!
http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg
12. ginORMAGANTUAN - July 30, 2009 5:04 PM
gayest post to date......
13. strike one - July 30, 2009 5:06 PM
i used to love taking strikeouts
14. Davo - July 30, 2009 5:06 PM
@12 you are the gayest postnugget to date. I don't even smokey mcsmokepants and that was some fundizzle hilariousness.
Fro realz.
15. Pork Chop Hotdog - July 30, 2009 5:16 PM
that poptart scarred the shit out of me!
16. naas - July 30, 2009 5:21 PM
One nice thing about this, no matter what order you take those strikes in you will still achieve the same results
17. BNTEV - July 30, 2009 5:22 PM
I WANT TO FLY TO THE CEILING!
18. science - July 30, 2009 5:23 PM
@ 16 i disagree based on science and experiments
19. snake in a box - July 30, 2009 5:27 PM
SURPRISE COCKFAGS!
20. naas - July 30, 2009 5:31 PM
@18 you just need to hold the shot in while you down a bong & a beer, trust me it works
21. ginORMAGANTUAN - July 30, 2009 5:33 PM
this is gheyyyyy!!!!!
22. science - July 30, 2009 5:35 PM
@20 I am going to run experiments tonight I will be back with charts and graphs in the morning
23. naas - July 30, 2009 5:37 PM
@22 I will do the same & see if I get the same results as once before
24. Calabasa209 (toking on trainwreck) - July 30, 2009 5:53 PM
@22
@23
in the name of science, i too will conduct my own study later
25. 2 - July 30, 2009 6:27 PM
havin too many team players sucks at that game..
by the way dont get too itnfluenced by that stuff, there are still many other nice drugs out there and ways to take 'em that still need your imagination for names.
26. JJtoob - July 30, 2009 11:34 PM
Poptarts put the "dang" in "dangerous".
27. Lobster McBisque - July 31, 2009 7:31 AM
Love the dancing moustache...
28. Eskimo Dave - July 31, 2009 8:33 AM
Funny or Die hasn't been very entertaining to me at all lately. However, this was pretty funny, and gave me some really good ideas to enhance my long weekend.
STRIKEOUT!!
29. science - July 31, 2009 9:38 AM
i conducted experiments but i dont remember what something something variable control blind taste test confederate placebo i was shitcanned
30. naas - July 31, 2009 2:00 PM
I forgot, them remembered, then passed out shortly after starting the test, woke up & forgot what we were trying to achieve before
31. naas - July 31, 2009 2:00 PM
them? my head isn't straight yet
32. yaaar - August 1, 2009 9:42 AM
that was actually funny
33. GeekoFan - August 3, 2009 3:14 AM
Must See!!
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