Jul 20 2009Chicago Bulls/Robotic Death Army Conspiracy
Let's not kid ourselves, robots are going to to take over the planet and only farm us for use as bio-fuel and cage fighters. And, apparently there has been arobotic conspiracy involving the Chicago Bulls logo for some time. And to think, I used to want to be like Mike.
When I was a child, someone showed me the Chicago Bulls logo, upside down, and pointed out that it was, in fact, a robot sitting on a park bench reading the bible. My little mind was blown. 20 plus years later, I look at the logo and no longer see the bull. Just an upside down robot priest...
Why are they doing this? What do these robot overlords want from us? Please, America. Rise up against the cybernetic oppressors before it's too late!
Finally, somebody talking some sense! It's times like these when I know, despite all you naysayers, that I'm not alone. Although, sometimes, I wish I was. Seriously bro, a man needs some private time. Now toss me that National Geographic on your way out, will you? Not that one, the other one. Yeah, with the dino on the cover.
The Chicago Bulls Logo Conspiracy [rationalreality]
Thanks to b00m, who suspects the Celtics logo was created by the Illuminati to help control sports fans.
Reader Comments
1. John - July 20, 2009 6:28 PM
first
2. Gil Yellows - July 20, 2009 6:30 PM
that's old as hell
3. jaime - July 20, 2009 6:30 PM
never noticed it.
reminds me of this gal
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rosie-the-robot-maid-from-the-jetsons-big.jpg
4. JMTombstone - July 20, 2009 6:33 PM
Ummmm that really doesnt look like a robot sitting on a park bench reading a bible.
5. Pew³ - July 20, 2009 6:42 PM
To me it looks like a novelty eagle head sitting on a rock reading comics.
I want one.
6. GizmoDuck - July 20, 2009 6:49 PM
that baby is naked!!! CP!!
7. JK - July 20, 2009 7:00 PM
@ 1
Go to Hell.
8. FDSY - July 20, 2009 7:21 PM
i can't see it
9. Brunch Miracle - July 20, 2009 7:30 PM
can't you see his little robot arms clutching that bible?
10. Ciao - July 20, 2009 8:18 PM
i don't see it, though I do see an angry saltshaker reading some big arse book. >:P
11. Anthony - July 20, 2009 9:04 PM
Okay, so I kinda see it, even though this is a bit of a crock.
And why the hell does it have to be the Bible? Why not some other book?
12. Daisy - July 20, 2009 9:34 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max was talking to Baja and she said she was waiting for a bus in the deep soputh and some robot retard told her the story of his life and tried to kill her with poisoned candy.
13. RandomNigel - July 20, 2009 9:48 PM
looks like an angry hammer.
14. scurl - July 20, 2009 9:57 PM
this reminds me of the last time my mind was blown. now don't get the wrong idea, she was a wonderful girl, i just happen to be very persuasive when i want to. is that robot sacrificing that child to the robot devil? is this some sort of early concept art from futurama? why is the sky blue? where'd all this grass come from, and would anybody like to buy some? also...rockapella. how you like them novelty eagle heads?
15. fa-q - July 21, 2009 12:41 AM
first!
16. first - July 21, 2009 5:32 AM
First!
17. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 21, 2009 7:14 AM
"despite all you naysayers"
GW, I'm the only one. Just say my name. Come on. Say it. Take down the language filter and say my name bitch!
18. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 21, 2009 7:31 AM
This guy is my new hero. -->http://mrrobot0.blogspot.com/2009/06/ai-not-or-how-to-stop-worring-about.html
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 21, 2009 7:53 AM
Don't click Phoenix's link! IT WILL GIVE YOUR COMPUTER TEH AIDS.
20. LoFiSciFi - July 21, 2009 8:14 AM
Looks more to me like a robot Butt Fracking a fatty.
21. Jaded Icon - July 21, 2009 8:15 AM
I couldn't see it at first, but then...I saw it......a novelty eagle head.
BTW: Don't sleep with Phoenix's mom! She will give you teh Aids.
22. zoeli - July 21, 2009 9:02 AM
Haven't had a perfect match!!
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23. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 21, 2009 9:12 AM
@26
Hello Spamming Troll
24. STOMPY - July 21, 2009 9:25 AM
@1
twatwaffle
@2
get over it, all news is old as soon as it is created...
@3
everyone knows that rosie was played by a midget in a robot costume, like c3po
@4
ummmm, ya it does
@5
Good eye, i would rather a novelty eagle head reading the bible than some robot trying to learn our weaknesses
@6
the robot is naked too, think about it..
@7
good call
@8
you need to cross your eyes like one of those sterogram pictures
@9
can you see his very frowny face he is making? he obviously doesn't beleive in creationism
@10
you will be the first to die in roboapocolpyse when you grab for a salt shaker and get some packbot attacking you
@11
like i mentioned earlier, the bible hides the keys to mankinds weaknesses
@12
yes, they ripped off that scene big time
@13
an angry hammer that will eat your corpse perhaps...
@14
the robot got so upset about what it read in the bible it felt the need to kill a baby, it happens to the best of us sometimes...
@15
twat
@16
thx but nothx...
@17
words, put them together in a logical way, they make a sentence... work on that first and than we will try and fix your non comment comment issue...
@18
i said thx but no thx,
@19
u fackin twatwaffle, glad to see you firstards don't have any humor and this is the only way you can get attention to try and make up for the fact that you suck
@20
everytime you swear, you make baby raptor jezus cry...
@21
better safe than sorry, see pascal's wager...
@22
twat
@23
brutes don't use condoms when they arsefack... thats why aids is so prevelant among them
@24
yes, yes i see it, way to look at what everyone is callinig the bible in this pic and see a fat badonkadonk... well played...
@25
anyone dumb enough to click phonexixs (can't spel don't care...) link deserves the bruteaids...
@26
do muslim chicks mind if I fistfack them? cause thats what I'm gonna do!
@27
stop trying to suck up, i know since your pleasurebot idea hasn't come to realization yet you will settle for some sweet muslim love...
@anyone who cross referenced all my comments
you get a cookie
25. Jerry - July 21, 2009 9:57 AM
Yup, we're screwed.
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
26. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 21, 2009 9:58 AM
@STOMPY
Pascal can suck a dick. There is no god.
"If there is a God, He is infinitely incomprehensible, since, having neither parts nor limits, He has no affinity to us. We are then incapable of knowing either what He is or if He is.... "
What utter bullshit. Now give me my cookie.
27. Boggle - July 21, 2009 10:09 AM
Although you could also alternatively say that it looks like a female robot spreading her legs & doing the kit-kat shuffle.
28. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 21, 2009 10:33 AM
@31
Welcome to the team, son. Here's your "robots are awesome" button, pleasurebot handbook, and quart of gear oil. Enjoy!
29. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 21, 2009 10:42 AM
*YAWN* retarded.
30. STOMPY - July 21, 2009 10:54 AM
@29
mybute sucks, get a life
@30
way to make baby jezus raptor cry, now I have to give him some of my newcastle untill he quiets down...
@31
thanks, i had to google kit kat shuffle, good stuff.
@32
I thought that was you handing out pamphlets at the airport...
@33
Wake up, (Wake up)
Grab a brush and put on a little makeup,
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup,
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table,
Here you go create another fable,
31. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 21, 2009 11:22 AM
you wanted to.
32. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 21, 2009 11:22 AM
D00d! It cut out the rest of my text.... oh well... trust in my self righteous suicide.
33. Gosh!!! - July 21, 2009 11:35 AM
@24
this.... or at least that's what I was told when I was a kid
Its a robot spreading someone's ass o_____O
34. STOMPY (just discovered what kit kat shuffle means) - July 21, 2009 11:46 AM
@35
yes, yes i did want to
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@37
is that a robo shocker you are showing is in your comment? hawt...
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12. Daisy - July 20, 2009 9:34 PM
"FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong."
You are a fool.
You apparently know nothing of photoshop - and the best way to find out if this is fake is to actually just flip the image.
- save it -> open it up in a picture viewer (any will do, even the standard viewer on a PC) -> flip it and you will see it.