Blown Off The Throne: Toilet Paper Prank

1. Mike G - July 14, 2009 4:12 PM

Great reaction "OH GOD"

2. Billy Rapture - July 14, 2009 4:12 PM

Thats gold.
Ive seen this done in an old folks home.
=P

3. ( . Y . ) - July 14, 2009 4:16 PM

( . Y . )

4. Billy Rapture - July 14, 2009 4:17 PM

That's hot.
^^^^^^^^^^^

5. WAH POW - July 14, 2009 4:19 PM

methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucyl

6. Billy Rapture - July 14, 2009 4:20 PM

That's not hot.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

7. OH GOD - July 14, 2009 4:20 PM

Lol. Priceless.

8. some black guy - July 14, 2009 4:20 PM

okay WTF TOO LONG

9. RK - July 14, 2009 4:22 PM

hilarious!

10. 0___0 - July 14, 2009 4:24 PM

whats hilarious the video? or the comment @5

11. DeeplyTroubled - July 14, 2009 4:28 PM

It sounded like he may have squeezed out a turd while he was leaping into the air. And it appears the turd may have lodged in his ear.

12. ALZU - July 14, 2009 4:29 PM

I CAN POST MOAR

13. LSDiesel - July 14, 2009 4:33 PM

*ignoring the attention whores*

Genius. My favorite part is the whole thing.

14. Nelson Ribeiro - July 14, 2009 4:35 PM

I don't get it. Aren't tape measures made to recoil? How does this one spit out the tape?

15. Anon - July 14, 2009 4:36 PM

How's that done?

16. FUUUUUUCK U ABOVE ME - July 14, 2009 4:37 PM

IGNORE THIS

———-/´¯/)——--(\¯`\
———/—//———--\\—\
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(-(—(—(—/-)--)--(--(-\—)—)—)-)
-\————\/--/—\—\/————/
--\———— /——\-————/
—\-———-(———)———-/
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17. FUUUUUUCK U ABOVE ME - July 14, 2009 4:38 PM

@13 GET A LIFE

18. Lain - July 14, 2009 4:38 PM

At first, I thought he severely hit his head.

And what's up the comments? Longest amino acid or something?

19. MR.FUUUUUCKYOU - July 14, 2009 4:42 PM

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20. Josh - July 14, 2009 4:44 PM

Throne*

21. anon - July 14, 2009 4:44 PM

lol isn't there a character limit for comments?

this is more spam than I am used to seeing even on geekologie

22. El Basto - July 14, 2009 4:45 PM

Evil genius.

23. Pedant - July 14, 2009 4:46 PM

Don't you mean 'blown off the THRONE'?

24. Suck a Dick - July 14, 2009 4:46 PM

@17

Suck a dick.

F.uck you,

GFS

25. naas - July 14, 2009 4:46 PM

summer school for the stupid has apparently opened it's doors

26. hikaru - July 14, 2009 4:46 PM

][_,([ ]) ][_, at the comments

27. 24 GO FUUUCK UR MUM - July 14, 2009 4:48 PM

SUUCK ON DIS B!TCH

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28. hikaru - July 14, 2009 4:51 PM

omg look at all the comments, @25 you're absolutely right

29. meeotch - July 14, 2009 4:52 PM

Where's keyboard cat when you need him? For whoever was asking about how it's done, it looks like it's just the tape itself and not the spring or casing.

30. LSDiesel - July 14, 2009 4:53 PM

i lick to suuck on huuuuuge di.cks
8=======D~~

31. naas - July 14, 2009 5:00 PM

@30 LSDiesel imposter - being grounded with the internet from playing outside has never been so fun before, has it?

32. frank - July 14, 2009 5:02 PM

whats up with the middle fingers?

33. Dishy Dishyington - July 14, 2009 5:02 PM

Daisy was the only thing holding back the spam. And now she's gone. You've driven her away.

34. Pistol Pete - July 14, 2009 5:05 PM

Uh, homeboy's still got his tighty whiteys on when he leaps off the toilet. Either he takes a growler differently than I do or this might be one where Daisy's input might actually be, dare I say it, ACCURATE?

35. frank - July 14, 2009 5:06 PM

I can't believe im saying this but @33 you're right. WE NEED HER NOW!!

36. naas - July 14, 2009 5:08 PM

I LOVE HUUUUUGE DI.CK!!!

37. naas - July 14, 2009 5:08 PM

hehehe, a growler...

38. naas - July 14, 2009 5:09 PM

ZOMG HUUUGE DIIIIIIIIIIIICK

39. omgomgomgomgomgomgomg - July 14, 2009 5:10 PM

wow naas get a life

40. Freddy K - July 14, 2009 5:11 PM

Too bad I can't watch the video.

GW, next time you show a prank video in the bathroom, it better be a naked chick. I'm talking twat baby.

41. n.aas - July 14, 2009 5:13 PM

@39 yeah I'm working on it

42. Dishy Dishyington - July 14, 2009 5:18 PM

It's just the like the scene in NBD where Baja puts his alligator in the toilet after the fish bowl breaks. In the middle of the night Max, who doesn't know about the 'gator, sits down to pee without first looking.

I suppose you know the rest. Chomp etc. Afterwards Max changes his name to Alexa. Based on a true story from Staten Island, where the sewers are full of alligators.

43. ][-][ ELLO - July 14, 2009 5:18 PM

this reminds me of the time that i saw the film "A clockwork Orange" of that one guy where he bones that girl with the really huge ( . Y . )

44. jaja - July 14, 2009 5:19 PM

@14 AWESOME !!!
i totally only realised after you said that xD

45. no comments in awhile? - July 14, 2009 5:33 PM

read my name

46. CoinOperatedBoi - July 14, 2009 5:59 PM

@34
I was going to say the same thing. I call fake, looks like he's still wearing his whities....

47. WoW84 - July 14, 2009 6:23 PM

this just made my day.

THANK YOU GW!

48. Elder - July 14, 2009 6:32 PM

I do this to my 85 year old Grandma every day. She has Alzheimer's so she forgets and keeps falling for it everyday. I had to take a few months off when she broke her hip. ROFL old people are so dumb.

49. Daisy - July 14, 2009 7:24 PM

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja only had 13 hours to find Max before he would be turned into a goblin.
On the way she encounters many new friends and tells the goblin king he has no power over her.

50. Pistol Pete - July 14, 2009 7:29 PM

@5: We have google too.

the full name of the tryptophan synthetase A protein, an enzyme with 267 amino acids, extends to 1,913 letters.

51. Billy Rapture - July 14, 2009 7:30 PM

Praise Jesus!
Daisy is back!
=D

52. Pistol Pete - July 14, 2009 7:30 PM

@50: DAISY LIVES!

aaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm spent.

53. Beastman AIDS - July 14, 2009 7:53 PM

Is it normal for people to talk on the phone while taking a shit?
I can't do that - i'm conscious of the other person hearing my poo hit the water. Haha i can't even use a public restroom if the neighbouring stall is in use.

54. ALZU - July 14, 2009 8:36 PM

@52 LOL FAIL

55. Daisy - July 14, 2009 9:52 PM

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56. ALZU - July 14, 2009 10:17 PM

LOL OMG DAISY DID SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPAMMING. what date is this? it must be remembered for all time

57. suckmycomment - July 15, 2009 5:04 AM

ur flipping urself off moron, the thumbs should be the other way around.

58. led display - July 15, 2009 6:55 AM

lol......................

59. Jaded Icon - July 15, 2009 7:21 AM

Meh..........stupid spammers.

60. JPX - July 15, 2009 7:31 AM

It looks like he bumped his head and broke his cell phone, real funny. I'd kill his daughter. It's pretty gross that he has telephone conversations while taking a shit and what's worse is that now the whole world knows it.

61. STOMPY - July 15, 2009 10:00 AM

wait, what? Shouldn't those little bastards posting on this thread be off discovering masterbation or something? I hope they chock.

62. ALZU - July 15, 2009 10:14 AM

well i hop u diez chockin urself for n00b hahahhhhaahah !!!!!1!!1!one!!111!!

63. jaja - July 15, 2009 11:20 AM

@42 LOL AT YOUR FAILURE !!!

Baja is a chick you moron...

64. Fake - July 15, 2009 11:38 AM

Fake. Why reach for toilet paper when your undies are already pulled up? I wish this was real tho.

65. erok - July 15, 2009 1:10 PM

Shits def. fake! Like you guys said... underwear is still on. PLUSSSSSSSSSS: In the slow motion replay, the "Oh God" is never said... its only on the regular speed version (even though the tape noise is on all versions).

Cool idea though, Im ganna try it on my roommates (parents), and GW, ill send the first copy to you so you can have some more "Breaking News!"

66. Ciao - July 15, 2009 2:38 PM

lmao, I might try this...just try without the risk of a freak accident.. :B

67. graig smith - July 15, 2009 9:37 PM

ewwww. who takes a dump while chatting on the phone?? don't people know bathroom sounds can be heard on the phone?

68. Rob - July 17, 2009 9:15 AM

He sounds too gay to have any children...

69. Cruisemissleking - December 30, 2009 2:28 PM

AOW GOD!

70. PK - January 10, 2010 4:25 AM

WIN

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