Jul 1 2009Bacon Boys: Cutest Picture On The Planet?

No, the one on the right is ruining it.
Product Site (actually for fake gift box, indicating THIS might not be real either)
Thanks to Henry, Marley, Biff Tannen, quasievil, mrs. Willy, Herson, Kassie, Klay and whoever else may have sent this: even wrapped in lettuce, you'd still look good.
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Reader Comments
1. dave - July 1, 2009 9:59 AM
i would eat all of them.......no pun intended
2. naas - July 1, 2009 10:02 AM
There's some delicious looking threads now right there mMMmmmm
3. Iron-Balls McGinty - July 1, 2009 10:06 AM
Move Over Bacon - Here's something meatier!
4. synesthesia - July 1, 2009 10:06 AM
uuuuu - and i thaught my parents had bad tastes in clothes in the 80's ...
5. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 1, 2009 10:08 AM
The one on the right is an adorable little porker. GET IT! (Shoot me, I don't want to be here today)
6. Timbo - July 1, 2009 10:19 AM
Michael Jackson would have quite a day with this one...
7. naas - July 1, 2009 10:21 AM
I'm going to guess this will meat STOMPYS approval today
8. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 1, 2009 10:24 AM
Kill them!
9. Ollie Williams - July 1, 2009 10:35 AM
*yawn*
10. hi! - July 1, 2009 10:40 AM
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=kv11gl2nib5sd89v2lx2weiqh7q GW needs some interesting stuff...like the stuff in my link...those pics are really interesting...click the link....its sexy....
11. fasdfasdfasdfasdf - July 1, 2009 10:43 AM
ditto #9
12. Klay Dayman Christian - July 1, 2009 10:44 AM
Where's my internet fame damnit! I sent this picture to you GW and you know it!
13. shimmy sharoo - July 1, 2009 10:47 AM
they need smacking already.
14. Daisy - July 1, 2009 10:59 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max really wanted a BB gun for christmas, and let everyone know it. He was told several times that he'd shoot his eye out. When Christmas finally got there, Kolchak the night stalker gave him the BB gun, and he went ahead and shot his eye out as fortold in the scriptures.
15. GLADIATOR - July 1, 2009 11:00 AM
The new mascots for Maple Beef Bacon! BUAHAHHAHA
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16. St Joseph - July 1, 2009 11:02 AM
Those are some ugly ass kids nice suits though
17. Madgame - July 1, 2009 11:07 AM
I actually can't remember the last time I had bacon....hmm
18. captain obvious - July 1, 2009 11:23 AM
@6......they are safe now!
19. Leonidas - July 1, 2009 12:04 PM
Squeal, piggy! EEEEEEEEK!!
20. mungs - July 1, 2009 1:21 PM
Daisy I love that movie...and you...<3
21. msjessiemeghan - July 1, 2009 1:56 PM
I would eat my own clothes.
Bacon is the gateway meat for us vegetarians btw.
22. Jerry - July 1, 2009 5:14 PM
Better keep them away from the zoo, and the lion cages.
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
no petting zoo for you!
23. Choad Tax - July 2, 2009 2:29 AM
boy on the right is deffinately the best, hes just a chubby funster
@7 that pun sucked so hard i had to laugh
24. Jaded Icon - July 2, 2009 7:06 AM
Perfect dinosaur bait.....*sniff*, parents should be proud. Now lets get us some meatasoreass.
25. Darth - July 2, 2009 10:59 AM
Are we talking now about a real bacon hype? Or have these products always been there?
26. Gail - July 3, 2009 5:22 PM
Insanely cute and delicious!
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