Jul 10 20094GB Vision: Calvin Klein USB Sunglasses

These $200 sunglasses from Calvin Klein (available this October) feature a 4GB flash drive in the right arm so you can take your data to the beach or wherever the hell people wear sunglasses these days. Me? I just squint.
calvin klein usb sunglasses: data for your eyes only [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. tobyraider - July 10, 2009 10:10 AM
Are you kidding me... how many thumb drives does one person need?
2. tobyraider - July 10, 2009 10:11 AM
For 200 bones, they better come with a nakid Megan Fox.....
3. bleg - July 10, 2009 10:13 AM
only 4gb?
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 10, 2009 10:19 AM
Shit's weak!
5. blp - July 10, 2009 10:19 AM
For that much dough they could at least put a 32GB in it so I know where my HD porn is at all times. "Who stole my porn!? Oh yeah it's on my head."
6. /Eyeroll - July 10, 2009 10:20 AM
$200 for a crappy flash and some gas station glasses, pro... I swear I've seen that style in grocery stores and gas stations...
7. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 10, 2009 10:23 AM
These glasses would really piss off ZZ Top.
8. catch22 - July 10, 2009 10:25 AM
that frame style, that drive space, that...lack of signifigant tint
...no thanks
9. naas in southern cali - July 10, 2009 10:26 AM
Yeah these are like $5 glasses that come with a stick of gum in each side of the frame. The flavor in the gum never lasted too long
10. Chaz - July 10, 2009 10:26 AM
what a shit idea lmao
USB slots are usually only on computers, which are usually inside, which usually ISN'T where the sun is.
11. Taylored - July 10, 2009 10:28 AM
Maybe if it was a 16gig and had polarized lenses.
12. fiimhfan - July 10, 2009 10:32 AM
if anyone watches Chuck, these glasses remind me of the ones Bryce gives to Chuck
13. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 10, 2009 10:34 AM
Yellowbird would argue that in europe the drive would be in the left arm. This would be the only correct way and Americans are stupid for having it in the right arm.
14. Brad - July 10, 2009 10:54 AM
Fail to the Max
15. naas in southern cali - July 10, 2009 10:55 AM
..... it's a good the we've all come to learn Yellowbird is retarded otherwise it'd be worth arguing over
16. naas in southern cali - July 10, 2009 11:09 AM
the=thing
17. Daisy - July 10, 2009 11:14 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
this is exactly like that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max gets dressed up as a cowboy by the doc and travels back in time to an older doc, who asks what idiot dressed you up like that?
18. bill - July 10, 2009 11:26 AM
@ 10, There is such a thing as a lap top you know, its for people who travel or go to places, like th beach. Still a pretty stupid idea though, After all how sad doe the arm of a pair of glasses look coming out the side of a laptor or desktop.
19. Ciao - July 10, 2009 12:45 PM
for 200 clams I can get a 550g versatile external harddrive. >:E
besides, those only look like old dude glasses --big, bulky things.
20. Ciao - July 10, 2009 12:52 PM
@18 - in addition if the fella is in the out bright day typin' away, he'll have to choose between using their memory banks that looks awful sticking out or having a hard time seeing the interwebs .
...yeah, not really a wise product design thar.
21. Jerry - July 10, 2009 1:29 PM
Nice idea, lame glasses.
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
22. Pat - July 10, 2009 1:48 PM
For having a 4 GB flash drive, these glasses look like something out of "Risky Business."
23. msjessiemeghan - July 10, 2009 2:37 PM
Pat: THATS A GOOD THING THOUGH!
I love Risky Business.
24. led display - July 10, 2009 11:40 PM
different usb drivers ..cool..
25. kevin wesley - July 11, 2009 11:11 PM
you dear geek writer need these cheesy shades while your in Florida lookin like a Tourest from Huntsville, Alabama, trying to score with some HE-SHE fan of the site. So was her looks as good as the photoshoped model she gave you to brag to all the guys at the bar ? Cannot believe you drove that far to catch HERPES and lie about some relationship with some groupiee of the site, hell you could of caught it tues nite at Ruggbys when you bought barfly a drink!!!!!
26. Rhialto - July 13, 2009 9:28 AM
This is good spy stuff!
27. Alex Lim - July 14, 2009 10:38 AM
These new shades can hold 4GB of storage space, and will retail for $199 when it hits the market this October.
http://www.pupuweb.com/blog/calvin-klein-usb-drive-sunglasses/
28. cheap auto insurance - December 17, 2009 1:00 AM
Next time the pendrive can hide into sunglasses already!
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