Jun 16 2009You + Me - Clothes + Mario = Romance

This handmade bed blanket was created by Etsy seller punzie and looks great (punzie also does custom work and has a bunch of other designs if you look in the sold items section). Granted, it would look even better with you underneath it. I'm not talking dead hooker style either, I'm talking real romantical like. What do you say, come over around 8? We'll fire up some oldschool NES, drink some sparkling cider (my parents don't allow alcohol in the house) and then retire to my luxurious twin-size. Oooh, you like a little role playing, do you? Well then, let me just slip into my Raccoon Mario costume. Okay, now pretend you're a garbage can.
Hit the jump for a ton more blankets (including some Zelda, Mega Man and Metroid action) and another link to the Etsy store.












Thanks to Anthony, whose parents make him keep his bedroom door open if he has girls over.

Reader Comments
1. Taters - June 16, 2009 1:29 PM
Sweet!!!
2. Timbo - June 16, 2009 1:30 PM
That's awesome!
3. DarkDeathRay - June 16, 2009 1:33 PM
Perfect for all those 30+ year olds that get a little chilly living in their mom's basement.
4. STOMPY - June 16, 2009 1:33 PM
I love how mario is punching luigi's nuts in the fourth picture....
("you're gonna love my nuts")
5. Pew³ - June 16, 2009 1:37 PM
The sheets are made from virgin wool, and designed to stay that way.
6. STOMPY - June 16, 2009 1:42 PM
I think Pew Pew Pew wins the smartest post award for the day...
7. Moose Knuckle - June 16, 2009 1:42 PM
I may hump the Metroid one
8. Phillynate - June 16, 2009 1:45 PM
I would pay great amounts of bullion for these. How much? Where can I get them?
9. McCracken - June 16, 2009 1:46 PM
I agree with STOMPY, Pew Pew Pew wins. That was great.
10. naas - June 16, 2009 1:51 PM
that's just beautiful, DO WANT
11. STOMPY - June 16, 2009 1:55 PM
I would be to scared to spill my penis butter and jelly sandwich on it...
12. naas - June 16, 2009 1:59 PM
STOMPY I'm scared to know that you even made one of those
13. Ben - June 16, 2009 2:13 PM
FIRST!!1!!!one!
14. Pew³ - June 16, 2009 2:29 PM
@13 For being a firstard in the 13th position, your last name shall now be..
Dejo
15. FIRSTTARD - June 16, 2009 2:35 PM
FIRST!
16. gizmoduck - June 16, 2009 2:40 PM
OLD OLD OLD SPITBALL
17. Pew³ - June 16, 2009 2:41 PM
@16. So old you've already worn out your first set, right?
18. 3.14chan - June 16, 2009 2:50 PM
Sleep with a italian plumber? I will stay with metroid and geekologie can keep the dinossaur.
19. Logos - June 16, 2009 3:00 PM
I never noticed before how much the cross on Link's shield actually looks like it's giving you the finger
20. RK - June 16, 2009 3:02 PM
#3 -- Hilarious!
21. Ollie Williams - June 16, 2009 3:07 PM
The jumping Megaman is by far the best.
22. Pat - June 16, 2009 3:25 PM
Oh how I want these all!
23. henree - June 16, 2009 4:33 PM
i need these right away. thank you.
24. henree - June 16, 2009 4:33 PM
i need these right away. thank you.
25. Andrew Ator - June 16, 2009 4:59 PM
I suddenly have new and profound respect for my grandmother's quilting collection.
26. Rhialto - June 16, 2009 5:19 PM
You gotta be a Mario freak but it looks great! Good job!
27. new school old school .com - June 16, 2009 6:51 PM
those are beautiful. epic want.
http://www.newschoololdschool.com/2009/05/the-new-adventures-of-megaman/
28. led screen - June 16, 2009 10:08 PM
oh. ..baby ...it's not for me .
29. led panel - June 17, 2009 5:23 AM
This is already out off time .!
30. Dr. Awesome - June 17, 2009 5:31 AM
really, if we're gonna be picky should the title be (You + Me) - Clothes = Romance, coz without them brackets only GW is taking off his clothes, and thats no fun for ne one!
31. Daisy - June 17, 2009 6:21 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max arrives in a small town to deliver his cargo and win a few bucks playing cards with the locals down at the Chinese market. Practically bankrupting nearly all of his opponents, his friend Wang bets him a game of "double or nothing" to try and regain his cash and loses. Max wants his well earned money, but Wang explains he doesn't have the cash on him and that he'll pay later because he's due to pick up a long, lost girlfriend from the airport. Convinced Wang's pulling something sly, MAx insists he drive Wang to the airport so they can stick together. However, at the airport Wang's girlfriend is kidnapped by the Lords of Death and Max is sucked into helping rescue her.
32. Jaded Icon - June 17, 2009 7:50 AM
@ 32
Geez Daisy! Thats a long one! (bet thats the first time you heard that huh?)
Anyways, this is cool in a 8 to 12 yr old kind of way. Kind of wish I had these when I was that age. Now-a-days my gf would kill me for getting theses, course that may be because she is a sega fan...hmmm.....
33. Effie - June 18, 2009 5:33 AM
I'm in.
Let's make a date of it babe!
34. Mark - July 2, 2009 8:33 AM
I dont know what your looking at daisy but i garentee its not fake because i have bought from punzie before and if you wernt such a noob you would check it on etsy before saying something so stupid not to mention the shadows are fine. I bought a umbrella quilt and she also does requests as long as you give her the right reference to work from all good stuff.
35. Connie - September 12, 2009 9:22 PM
I'm pretty sure this is made of awesome! :D
36. Pew Pew Pew - September 13, 2009 9:35 PM
@32
Good job refenencing yourself
37. Juju - February 8, 2010 10:13 PM
OMG... ::D I have to recreate those Zelda ones... Then I can invite Link (I shit you not, it's my friend's name, too) and Artie over and have a LoZ orgy! ::D ::D ::D