Jun 24 2009Yikes!: How To Make Gundam Even Scarier
Like this. Just look at those hands *shivers*. That's not Gundam, that's Gunmadam. Happy ending: DO NOT WANT.
Hit the jump for an action pose.
pink gundam: cute or stupid? [technabob]
Thanks to rox, who used to ride in a giant mech until it tried to go rogue and had to be put down. That's the chance you take when you flirt with an inferno, rox.
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Reader Comments
1. Cameron - June 24, 2009 10:40 AM
O_O
2. Timbo - June 24, 2009 10:41 AM
What's a Gundam?
3. Daisy - June 24, 2009 10:42 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete potoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where MAx painted a submarine pink for a party, and then it was called into service. All the enemies thought it was a secret weapon and fled in terror.
4. bill - June 24, 2009 10:44 AM
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5. STOMPY - June 24, 2009 10:46 AM
I think naas just swallowed some arsnic...
6. Pat - June 24, 2009 10:47 AM
My whole perception of reality has been altered.
7. STOMPY - June 24, 2009 10:47 AM
Whats with his big clear penis in the second picture?
8. Freddy K - June 24, 2009 10:48 AM
Oh this is just awesome.
9. Tennist0 - June 24, 2009 10:53 AM
I just got shivers...not even a robot deserves that fate...just kidding, every robot deserves that. Lets pont and laugh!
10. naas - June 24, 2009 10:57 AM
@2 certainly not that, that's more like an insult
@5 zomg, that is GHEYER than GAY HE-MAN aaaAAaAAAAaaa Kill it KILL IT
11. Ollie Williams - June 24, 2009 11:06 AM
What has been seen cannot be undone.
12. STOMPY - June 24, 2009 11:07 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/321310053_a574b005bf.jpg?v=0
13. /Eyeroll - June 24, 2009 11:10 AM
@ Bill.... you fail
@ Gay Gundam... awww. Not cool
14. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 24, 2009 11:12 AM
What is up with Girly Gundam having a giant penis?
I would like to see the "vehicle" this tranny forms into.
15. Stuey - June 24, 2009 11:12 AM
Thats kewt
16. naas - June 24, 2009 11:14 AM
Jezus, even the stance the thing is in screams GAY. It looks like it just walked into a room of gundams, stopped to observe everyone, tilted in it's left knee while contemplating ramming ass, ugh - and the look on it's face. Clearly it's wondering why it exists.
The 2nd pic is missing a rainbow shooting through the background, then through the galaxy - but seeing how the thing is mounted like STOMPY pointed out the rainbow probably cried itself away.
For all the ammunition stockpiling FDSY is doing for the robopocalypse, doing something like this to a gundam isn't helping the resistance one bit
17. STOMPY - June 24, 2009 11:17 AM
@naas
don't you mean "seeing how the thing is hung like STOMPY the rainbow probably cried itself away"?
18. naas - June 24, 2009 11:23 AM
HA! If that's how your hung STOMPY, wow man..... but I hope that's not how you fly through the galaxy
19. Pew³ - June 24, 2009 11:24 AM
You guys are looking at this all wrong. You see a gay Gundam.
You're supposed to see a female Gundam riding a clear dildo that your manly Gundam now wants to fǔck the shĭt out of!
Pew Pew Pew!!!!
20. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 24, 2009 11:26 AM
That's not Gundams Penis! It's goliath's Drink Stirrer!
21. FDSY - June 24, 2009 11:28 AM
my god. Hello Kitty is everywhere.
22. Daniel - June 24, 2009 11:29 AM
I want one!!.... i would say if i was a girl, but i'm not, so screw that, i'm gonna watch some porn!!
23. SiGee - June 24, 2009 11:30 AM
@19
Agreed. Definitely a girl...
That is what I thought when I first saw it.
we need more action figures riding dildos....
24. naas - June 24, 2009 11:33 AM
@19 I see no female gundam here despite all that flamboyance. I see a metallic powder puff that's crying on the inside, wishing it were never let outside to be seen like this
@21 more like heeeeey kitty got their lipstick & sashes on this poor machine, utter sadness
25. STOMPY - June 24, 2009 11:33 AM
Gundam doesn't need women because everyone he meets he makes his beeach!!!
26. Moose Knuckle - June 24, 2009 11:34 AM
I'd hit it...
With a mallet Bugs Bunny style
27. Moose Knuckle - June 24, 2009 11:38 AM
If the did that with Evangelion, THEN I'd be pissed
28. haha - June 24, 2009 11:48 AM
Reminds me of Fei-Yen Knight from the Virtual-On games.
29. Freddy K - June 24, 2009 11:56 AM
#19 - exactly.
This is not a gay gundam, its the Chun-Li of ghundams....with smaller thighs.
Also, gotta love the garter belts.
30. kelehendroslehendros - June 24, 2009 11:59 AM
hey baby i get off when you get on *flexes robo guns* ~.^
31. STOMPY - June 24, 2009 11:59 AM
@29
Ahhh yes.... Chun-Li's thighsicles.... man they were huge...
32. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 24, 2009 12:02 PM
Can I fück it?
33. naas - June 24, 2009 12:07 PM
@29 sorry, but no. A female gundam would look far more shaplier, curvier, hotter and much less GAY than those pictures above. As much as we'd all like to try and think it's a female gundam, it simply is NOT.
THIS IS WHAT A FEMALE GUNDAM LOOKS LIKE http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs35/f/2008/239/e/7/Nobel_Gundam_by_amiba00.jpg
34. #34 is a moron - June 24, 2009 12:13 PM
#34 is a complete idiot....
Just sayin.....
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
35. Crazywow - June 24, 2009 12:22 PM
Obviously a robosexual looking to sodomize unsuspecting soda machines and possibly the odd abandoned automobile...up the tailpipe.....so maybe a robohobosexual.
36. Ciao - June 24, 2009 12:23 PM
that's either a cruel joke...or a bored person, very bored
37. Tibbs - June 24, 2009 12:24 PM
Next story guaranteed, "Will.I.am's manager punches Gundam Bot and blames it on Crazed Fan!!!"
38. Truk - June 24, 2009 12:28 PM
I hope that Girldum is legal because I just abused myself over it.
39. naas - June 24, 2009 12:45 PM
@34 hahaha
40. Phil Ken Sebben - June 24, 2009 12:54 PM
HA... HA.. questionable sexuality choices.
41. Freddy K - June 24, 2009 1:12 PM
#33 Naas NO!! I t can 't be a gay one... it just.... CAN'T!!!! I don't believe it.
...so what does that mean if I got a little chubby thinking it was a girlie one? I'm so confused.
42. naas - June 24, 2009 1:19 PM
@41 exactly my friend, you're confused. Just keep referring yourself to the link of the girly gundam when you start to hear tapdancing or the clangity clinking of pocketchange after looking at the gay one up there
43. Xxvamp_killaxxX - June 24, 2009 1:36 PM
haha awsome
44. ಠ_ಠ - June 24, 2009 1:39 PM
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45. Heather (on vacation!) - June 24, 2009 1:40 PM
Dear sweet zombie Jesus. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
46. sobored - June 24, 2009 2:13 PM
LOL funniest thing I've seen all morning lol.
http://gawdimsobored.mybrute.com
47. danihana - June 24, 2009 3:44 PM
My girly geekiness wants it.
48. McCracken - June 24, 2009 3:58 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha This just made my day. *wipes tear* *sigh* it's just so beautiful.
49. asiansensation - June 24, 2009 4:21 PM
id tap that
50. karan - June 24, 2009 5:16 PM
I want one!
51. ThrowPerezunderabusliterally - June 24, 2009 5:40 PM
Oh no! There is a Perez Hilton robot now?!?! Dear God Why??? Oh wait, this robot doesn't have a black eye....yet.
52. led screen - June 25, 2009 1:37 AM
power ......
!! wow
53. XSkila - June 25, 2009 3:39 AM
HAHA whats with its freak leg in the first pik??!
54. deverius - June 25, 2009 6:51 AM
this one transforms into a wedding cake.
55. Ashi - June 25, 2009 1:16 PM
DO NOT WANT. Lol this is scary
56. Darth - June 25, 2009 1:48 PM
Which company did this? My Little Kitty?
57. Russian - June 25, 2009 5:55 PM
AAARRGGGHHH!!!!!! my eyes!!!!! someone was finally so stupid to make a Quadsexual!!!!
58. grub - June 30, 2009 6:53 AM
(O_O) what did you do to exia?!?! TOTAL MUTILATION!!
59. Twinkee - July 1, 2009 10:15 PM
Holy shyt.
I want it.
I don't care if it's so gay, awful, or Photoshopped you can see its gayness/awfulness/Photoshop qualities from the moon.
I want this mother****ing queer Gundam.
I want to be able to whip this overly flamboyant, sparkling, eye-blinding piece of crap off my shelves and show it to my friends and say with the most serious face I've ever used that I have THE Gunmadam.
Hell I'd buy myself a model, paint it over, and glue every single last spangle and sequin to replicate this if I can't get my hands on it. Damn.
60. yumi - August 26, 2009 10:40 PM
i knew it, heero felt sorry for relena and gave her a gundam...
Pargan must have asked trowa to paint it, only he would have the acrobatic ability to do it, but he must have asked quatre to get the colors and gems, cuz only a guy with 40 sisters would know how to decorate it, and duo must have knocked wufei out to keep him from having an insane justice meltdown... or one died of laughter (duo) and one of a heart attack (wufei) (and it was a ruptured blood vessel in the brain)