Jun 5 2009Yay For Holes!: National Doughnut Day
Today is national doughnut day, so get out there and munch on some hole. Almost all doughnut retailers are offering free nuts or other specials to commemorate the occasion.
National Doughnut Day started in 1938 as a fund raiser for the Chicago Salvation Army. Their goal was to help the needy during the Great Depression, and to honor the Salvation Army "Lassies" of World War I, who served doughnuts to soldiers behind the front lines in France.
I went to Dunkin' Donuts earlier this afternoon and they were offering a free donut with the purchase of a drink. So I bough a coffee and started pouring the Irish whiskey. BOOM, an thirty minutes later I'm getting thrown out for making love to this sexy maple-glazed number. What? I'M A VERY SENSUAL PERSON.
Thanks to T.J. and Jelly Time, who prefer bagels because they don't like sweets.
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Reader Comments
1. FIRSTOMG - June 5, 2009 5:06 PM
I AM SOOO COOOL I AM FIRST OMG!!!!!
I LOVE GW!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Freddy K - June 5, 2009 5:06 PM
Woo Hoo!! I LOVE holes!!
3. GRAMMARNAZI - June 5, 2009 5:14 PM
Where I live Dunkin' Donuts makes the worst coffee in the world. It tastes 'thin'-- Which is fine, if you like drinking warm dirty water.
4. latin lover - June 5, 2009 5:15 PM
i love buttholes.. of tight latina girls :-)
5. GLADIATOR - June 5, 2009 5:27 PM
Ewww ... that green donut needs to shave.
Anyone willing to spot him a disposable "bic" rasor?
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
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The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
6. Pew³ - June 5, 2009 5:37 PM
Does anyone want a Hertz Doughnut?
Hurts! Don't it?
Get it? I haven't offered a Hertz Doughnut since Jr High. Ah the memories!
7. staplerzzzz - June 5, 2009 5:41 PM
My new favorite holiday... well maybe the only holiday I like.
8. Red - June 5, 2009 5:44 PM
I go there every weekday morning. They have the best coffee in the world (Sorry GRAMMARNAZI, you're dunkin' donuts must suck ass).
9. Red - June 5, 2009 5:45 PM
Ugh, "you're" = "your". Horray for English Professor failz.
10. Pew³ - June 5, 2009 5:47 PM
Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fŭcks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
11. Joshua Göhmer™ - June 5, 2009 5:48 PM
OW DAMNIT!!!
Pew³ you just punched me in the arm!!
12. Staplerzzzz - June 5, 2009 5:52 PM
Double D's coffee varies from place to place, who makes it, and when it was made. I have found the you really need to eat a doughnut with DD's coffee. If all the 'fast food' chains went out of business, DD's would be the only one I'd miss.
13. Pew³ - June 5, 2009 5:53 PM
Private Pyle, Private Joker is your new squad leader, and you WILL bunk with him! He'll teach you everything; he'll teach you how to pee!
14. GRAMMARNAZI - June 5, 2009 5:54 PM
@Red
Ya, it does. That's ok cuz the chicks that work there wear skanky uniforms.
15. Latifa Tanyisha Bonquisha - June 5, 2009 6:00 PM
FIRST
16. Pew³ - June 5, 2009 6:09 PM
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
17. Pew³ - June 5, 2009 6:21 PM
As soon as your bunks are done, I want you two turds to clean the head.
I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.
18. unofficial - June 5, 2009 6:27 PM
unofficial piece of shit day rather
19. granpda - June 5, 2009 7:22 PM
my wife's donut shop sold out of donuts before 10 am today!!
20. Jaded Icon - June 5, 2009 10:06 PM
When will lard cakes get their own day?
21. Daisy - June 5, 2009 10:58 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max had the loch ness monster's tongue in his pocket. He was starting to get really excited when the monster pulled his car keys out, and started moving away from him. Max had to think fast. He morphed into Nessie's only known enemy, a sonar probe and made off after her. Baja wondered why max was running in her direction yelling PING PING but she replied PEWPEWPEW which made Max duck and cover.
22. amy - June 5, 2009 11:50 PM
Yay for holes, indeed. LADIES?
23. m0nkey - June 6, 2009 7:47 AM
i love donuts! i missed it!
were there any awesome deals at D&D?
24. m0nkey - June 6, 2009 7:47 AM
*DD
25. Captain - June 6, 2009 8:45 AM
Must See!!!
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26. Pat - June 6, 2009 11:49 AM
Huzzah donuts!
27. I <3 - June 6, 2009 1:41 PM
I <3 fat ladies ;)
28. Haunted Cruise Ship - June 6, 2009 2:15 PM
Dear Geekologie writer Karl Wang,
Would you like to share a stale donut with me. It's a powered donut. Not with coke. With Sugar.
Xoxo,
Anna
twiiter.com/noauxiliary
29. Everyone Thinks I'm Jewish - June 6, 2009 3:41 PM
Man, if I still ate donuts I'd be all over this day like Joe Francis on underage ho-vag.
30. Purple Classic Cardy Ugg Boots - September 11, 2009 8:45 AM
I need a supportive but also cushioned running shoe and this one meets both needs very well.Will buy from again.