Jun 7 2009WoW Gold Farming Website Pays $500K For Tattoo Ad On Adult Film Star's Ample Chest
Russian adult film star Anna Morgan (seen above, possibly named after that chick in The Ring) was paid $500,000 to get a tattoo on her natural DD breasts advertising a World of Warcraft gold-selling website. Ah, capitalism. Also, breast advertisement ever.
The WoW Gold selling website, MyMMOShop.com has paid Russian porn star Anna Morgan to tattoo their company's logo and website URL to her breasts. The company feels that her natural dd sized breasts will provide an ample space for the advertisement. Given the number of films porn stars tend to make in a year's time, the tattoo should be seen many thousands of times. Anna has agreed not to alter the tattoo for at least two years.
Wow, I don't know what to say. This is simultaneously the most brilliant and saddest thing I've ever heard. I don't know whether I should laugh or cry or try to motorboat my monitor. BWUBWUBWUBWWUB! I chose wisely.
Porn Star Paid $500,000 To Tattoo Company URL & Logo To Her DD Breasts [newsguide]
Thanks to Troy, who once ran a Snuggie ad on his junk. The rest, is history.
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Reader Comments
1. dave - June 7, 2009 3:41 PM
i should pay her to tatoo my face on her breasts. that would be sweet.
2. Salem - June 7, 2009 3:46 PM
bloody wow -.-'
3. boomboompew - June 7, 2009 3:58 PM
woooooow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCgvHwf4uHU&feature=channel_page
4. naas - June 7, 2009 4:00 PM
jeezus boobies those are something, I'd like to get lost somewhere in there
5. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 4:11 PM
Just look at the sacrifice this person has made in the name of 'art'. At the very least, I'll support her cause by buying as many of her 'films' as I possibly can.
6. joe - June 7, 2009 4:14 PM
@1, i bet u could fit 2 faces up there.
7. Daisy - June 7, 2009 4:15 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where MAx tatooed a wheel of fortune ad on BAja's chest, using a moped spare tire as a template. After he was done with the art, he soothed it with bacon flavored ice cream.
8. Jaded Icon - June 7, 2009 4:26 PM
Strangely enough I still repect her the same amount I did before I heard about the tattoo. Which is a hell of a lot.
9. Dirjel - June 7, 2009 4:27 PM
"Also, breast advertisement ever."
Hahahahahaha
10. PsychoSane13 - June 7, 2009 4:30 PM
Hmmm that is a good plan, for both porn star and the web sight at least while the hype lasts.
T_T Crap now I am going to have to make the "bacon flavored ice cream" before i label it as 'bleach'.
11. Watch-303 - June 7, 2009 4:35 PM
Shes hot, but stupid for ruining her good looks with that tatoo in that spot.
12. DanCosgrove - June 7, 2009 4:38 PM
Talk about target audience, too. I hear people who play WoW likes themselves some porn.
13. Chuck Nunchuck - June 7, 2009 4:43 PM
Why isn't the googles showing me anything on her? I need to see vids of her for market research.
14. naas - June 7, 2009 4:44 PM
mmMmmm bacon ice cream.... mmMmmm baaajjjaaaa's chest...... That picture puts a little tingle down there
Daisy welcome back btw, forgot to say that last week on the way out. I called out a few FAKE posts in your absence & I hope it's ok
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/for_the_ladies_readers_sweet_z.php#comment-111598
15. naas - June 7, 2009 4:45 PM
and http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/honesty_fail_how_not_to_sell_a.php#comment-112434
16. Boost - June 7, 2009 5:16 PM
F*** WoW Gold selling advertisements.
They Spam their crap all day long in-game.
I already pay $15 a month for the game, I'm not paying MORE MONEY FOR FAKE MONEY.
Damnit.
17. Nightfall - June 7, 2009 5:17 PM
Way to market to your target demographic. WoW and porn go together like Chris Hansen and pedobear
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
18. Oliver - June 7, 2009 5:18 PM
right.. because with half a mill you'd still want to get boned weekly by ugly male pornstars..
19. Oliver - June 7, 2009 5:18 PM
great boobs though
20. Arcturus - June 7, 2009 5:21 PM
I'm calling shenanigans. Google has absolutely nothing on this "porn star" except for this tattoo story on 50 sites. My guess is the site grabbed a picture of random Internet slut #45409232423, came up with this BS story, and are now reaping all kinds of free publicity and improved search engine rankings.
21. McCracken - June 7, 2009 6:13 PM
weird......
22. McCracken - June 7, 2009 6:14 PM
weird......
23. naas - June 7, 2009 6:42 PM
weird......
24. asdf - June 7, 2009 6:58 PM
This is a publicity stunt....
25. aids - June 7, 2009 7:09 PM
IF i played WOW i would guy gold from them to put my face in those boobs.
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
26. aids - June 7, 2009 7:10 PM
Buy* Those breast screwing up my spelling!
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
27. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 7:17 PM
So, do you think this is just another EA publicity stunt?
28. B - June 8, 2009 12:01 AM
OK, I think the important thing here, assuming that this is not a made-up story for a publicity stunt, is that there is only one picture of this girl to be found online, and no videos.
If she's in the line of work that's claimed, there would be at least something out there. And I've tried to find it...
Because, good lord, that's a gorgeous girl. And I want dirty pictures/videos of her before she ruins those lovely jubblies with some stupid tattoos. Or, if it's not a real story, I still want dirty pics/videos of her.
29. Jennifer T. - June 8, 2009 1:50 AM
snuggie junk ad made me effin' snort with laughter. nice one!
also that chick has a manly/ugly face. don't know what everyone's talking about, she'd be considered a horse without her bewbies.
also also, eff goldfarming. i sort of miss the days when mmorpg's were strictly nerd-fare.
30. John Godlee - June 8, 2009 4:36 AM
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=eum6tv4gjcird66lpu5ufj7z3ei7k
31. Hellzo - June 8, 2009 6:03 AM
well they wasted $500,000 because nobody will be able to find her on the net so nobody will see the tattoo.
32. Jaded Icon - June 8, 2009 7:14 AM
@ 29
Jennifer T. please don't misunderstand our level of interest in this russian porn star. It is simmilar to how women like "badboys", we happen to like russians w/ big bewbies that have a high possibility of having HIV. Its the DANGER factor. That being said, will you marry me? At least until I get my green card......and sex.
33. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 8, 2009 7:46 AM
@ALL
Try serching in cyrillic. It only makes sense that she would be on RUSSIAN web sites. Last time I checked, the Russian language uses the cyrillic alphabet. Just a thought.
34. Pat - June 8, 2009 9:38 AM
You DID choose wisely.
35. Milkman - June 8, 2009 12:52 PM
I'll have to come back to this later but holy .. she looks like she has a nice set of dairy cannons.
36. chester - June 8, 2009 2:07 PM
this is bs. you show us a porn star that is NO WHERE on google images. not effing fair.
yes safe search is off. eff you safe search. and you gw. you blue ball mongering ahole.
not to mention i had to clean all of this up for your moderation bs.
mf.
37. fred - June 8, 2009 4:14 PM
how do you "search" in cyrillic?
38. Darth - June 8, 2009 5:40 PM
Which 19-years old whore doesn't want to make good bucks? Those titties are fake anyway.
39. London-girl - June 8, 2009 6:26 PM
God that is so ethically dubious. I just...don't even know.
40. lala - June 8, 2009 10:51 PM
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
41. Captain - June 9, 2009 7:16 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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42. john doe - June 9, 2009 10:57 PM
heres a quick question...
WHERE ARE THE BOOBIES????
43. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 10, 2009 2:35 PM
@37
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=%D0%90%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%B0+%D0%9C%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BD+%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%BD
44. Freddy K - June 10, 2009 4:04 PM
by the way, those are bigger than DD.
45. Red - June 10, 2009 5:06 PM
Actually, it's Анна Морган порно. You missed a letter. Still no porno.
46. B - June 10, 2009 10:45 PM
@29
"also that chick has a manly/ugly face. don't know what everyone's talking about, she'd be considered a horse without her bewbies."
Excuse me, I look at the whole woman, not just her "face." A woman is not an object, she's more than just her face.
In this case, she's two objects. Large, round, bouncy, wonderful objects.
And, like many guys, my obsession with seeing her naked and/or doing dirty, nasty, degrading things for my amusement, is simply that she's a woman who I have not yet seen naked and/or doing dirty, nasty, degrading things for my amusement. That's reason enough right there.
I'm sure, like most women, I'll grow bored of her once I have seen the aforementioned pictures and/or video.
47. wow gold - June 23, 2009 12:37 AM
Just look at the sacrifice this person has made in the name of 'art'. At the very least, I'll support her cause by buying as many of her 'films' as I possibly can
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http://ppereia.mybrute.com
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