Jun 2 2009Winner Of Baby Race Crawls For Laptop

First of all, I bet on baby races all the time ($40 on the bald one with a dirty diaper). And secondly, Kajus Aukščionis recently won a Lithuanian baby race and is a super fast crawler. Not as fast as me, but I have a special skill set. But what gets young Kajus crawling so fast? Laptops. The little haxor loves those things and bolts to them whenever he sees one. It's true, I heard one time he shat through his diaper in Best Buy he was so excited.
Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal [gizmodo]
Thanks to ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, who may or may not have fallen asleep at the keyboard.
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Reader Comments
1. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 2, 2009 1:42 PM
Don't care. Where's more PEW PEW?
2. GRAMMARNAZI - June 2, 2009 1:43 PM
FLURST!!!!
3. GRAMMARNAZI - June 2, 2009 1:44 PM
foiled again!!!
4. proteon - June 2, 2009 1:44 PM
STUPID!
This is just like the part where your mother had you poop on a scale at EB for the first copy of Zelda Ocarina of Time! Except you can see that the intelligence wasn't capable of transfering to your older brothers and sisters who when they had children raced them for laptops because Apple is too shy to make you race for iPods!
5. GRAMMARNAZI - June 2, 2009 1:50 PM
AAAAAHH, soooo cute!!!
Just look at those loving parents as they use their babies like rodents in order to get something for free. ................. AAAAAAAHH, soooo cute!!!
6. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) - June 2, 2009 2:06 PM
Bald babies are the best. Also fat babies. Yes!
7. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - June 2, 2009 2:09 PM
Future WOW player
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8. FIRSTTARD - June 2, 2009 2:10 PM
FIRST!
9. Uncle Eccoli - June 2, 2009 2:20 PM
Alright, first Chinese with their disgusting food and now Baltic people with their weird races...
10. GRAMMARNAZI - June 2, 2009 2:21 PM
Ya-wow, It just occurred to me that sometimes I call my girlfriend "baby'. When you think about it, that's kinda sick-- gotta' stop doing that.
11. fussy - June 2, 2009 2:24 PM
http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=450f26d5
12. BK - June 2, 2009 2:26 PM
But what was on the screen of the laptop?
My guess is that it was a picture of a cardboard box. Babies love those things.
Or he just saw the reflection of himself and wanted to get it on.
13. BK - June 2, 2009 2:27 PM
Horny babies..........
14. Moose Knuckle - June 2, 2009 2:29 PM
I usually bet on Lithuanian baby pit fighting,
Viscious little bastrds!
15. Pew³ - June 2, 2009 2:37 PM
The race was fixed. That baby is a ringer. As a matter of fact, that's no baby!!!
It's Verne Troyer!!!
16. Ollie Williams - June 2, 2009 2:44 PM
The news tip section is the best part of the article.
17. turtoise - June 2, 2009 2:45 PM
where the hell is DAISY
18. Crazywow - June 2, 2009 2:50 PM
Maybe it's the copious amount of alcohol and drugs I'm ingesting but I'm having trouble comprehending the image of supposed baby that the chick in yellow is trying to entice. Perhaps she'd do better by releasing her chesticles and letting them breathe. I know they keep racing greyhounds hungry so they'll chase the rabbit faster, so it stands to reason they do they same thing with racing babies. I'm thinking buddy has pics of boobs on his laptop and Baby is like LUNCH!!!!!
19. McCracken - June 2, 2009 3:35 PM
I'm not sure if I should laugh that there are baby races, or be worried.....
20. Darth - June 2, 2009 3:36 PM
I think the baby is a loyal reader of the Geekologie Website!
21. Gando - June 2, 2009 3:38 PM
The baby is in a hurry to see the next post on the GW!
22. Watch-303 - June 2, 2009 4:10 PM
exploiting babies for prizes.
23. Jaded Icon - June 2, 2009 6:03 PM
@ 22
Well, why not? Those bastards have been exploiting adults since the history of man. It's time they gave back. In the form of a race.
24. gypsy - June 2, 2009 6:53 PM
baby races? bah! in MY home town we have toddler fights. now THAT'S entertaining!
25. geekologie writer's clone - June 3, 2009 7:13 AM
First of all, I bet on baby races all the time ($40 on the bald one with a dirty diaper). And secondly, Kajus Aukščionis recently won a Lithuanian baby race and is a super fast crawler. Not as fast as me, but I have a special skill set. But what gets young Kajus crawling so fast? Laptops. The little haxor loves those things and bolts to them whenever he sees one. It's true, I heard one time he shat through his diaper in Best Buy he was so excited.
Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Performance-Enhancing Laptop Scandal [gizmodo]
Thanks to ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, who may or may not have fallen asleep at the keyboard.
26. Captain - June 3, 2009 8:41 AM
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27. afansaad - June 3, 2009 12:54 PM
A baby trying to reach Laptop at this ages shows that he may be a Competitor to Microsoft in future.
28. TH3 - June 3, 2009 8:32 PM
http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=42237e88
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