Jun 16 2009When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins: A Gallery Of Fallen Princesses

damn

realities a bummer.
Yet Jasmine got hotter...

and I worry myself because I know her name..

TIGHT esp. jasmin

dude, this is a bad ass idea. plays on youthful interpretations of life and the harsh onset of reality as one grows up. three cheers mate.

Poor Jasmine. thats probably the worst one.
a genie would probably be more helpful than the machine gun.

Where's the one doin' porn?!?!?!

Pretty cool.

@6 That would be Aurora.
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The Sleeping Beauty Does Dallas.

The cosmetic surgery is a little disturbing & not-so-little red riding hood cracks me up because it's so true

@7 I bet Belle is doin' the barnyard stuff.

Wait, it's Ariel that's missing, she must be puttin' her new legs to good use stripping!

weird....
In the Snowwhite one is Prince Charming watching horse racing?

And how bout the princess from the "Princess and the Pea"?

I'd go with Kim Kardashian, the Princess who likes the Pee...

no Ariel i see....cause she RULES

mermaids = awesome

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i love it. i love you too.

yea jasmine looks like kim kardashian. i want to lick her buttholes.

Since red hood is not a princess they could have made Alice in a strapjacket

lolwut?

the Rapunzel one is depressing.

The Belle one made me lolz. Oh, the irony...

@13 Is secretly Pedo-Bear.

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now for the article: that's pretty f-ed up GW

damn, look at the knockers on Belle

jasmine can rub my special lamp, any day.....if she rubs it enough i'm sure 'something' will come out...

hahahahahahaha shit..

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If you need an example of 'aw poor kid didn't make it' - - look at the firstarded

jasmine rules

Looks great ..!

Good to see i'm not the only one that thinks Ariels fishy ass is hot as hell. Cartoon half fish person? I don't discriminate baby.

Agent Mark - if you ever need a babysitter give me a bell.

Shouldn't Jasmine be wielding an AK47 and a RPG instead of a M16 and a Rambo knife?

@28... I think Ariel is fine as hell too... Should have a pic of her eatin some crab legs or guttin a halibut...

I don't understand, who's the last image of?

I believe the last image is of Sleeping Beauty and the person sitting on the bed is probably the last remaining dwarf. Just a guess though.

Actually, Sleeping Beauty had no dwarfs; that would be Snow White. I think the last one is Sleeping Beauty, and the old man is Prince Philip (going by the Disney version) who has grown old waiting for her to wake up. Just kiss her, Phil!

Damn, that 5th picture is really, i dunno, creative/depressive I suppose.

Really unique.

They're worth a chuckle, I suppose. But what is it actually saying? Reality sucks? That's been done before. They're not very ambitious photographs.
Nonetheless, I'm loving number four.

Looks fun ..! number four is cool ...hahaha

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where MAx got shocked from electricity from a computer and it made him really smart. This helped his school grades, and also got him on a TV quiz show. The smarts wore off at an unfortunate time though.

Very nice. I wonder if you can get posters of these?

@ 29

That's because she is fighting for American interests. If she was with the taliban she would be in a burca (and she would have a black eye), damn wife beaters....

I love you Daisy.

In the one with Cinderella there should be broken glass on the bar's floor that her bare foot is forced to walk on. Or vomit. Or peanut shells.

I don't know what's bumming Prince Phillip out so bad in the last one.
That's not such a terrible setup.
You get to sleep with a smoking twenty year old in your bed for 50 years.
You don't have to worry about her complaining all the time.
You can come and go as you please.
I mean, sure she just lies there but that usually happens after a couple of years anyway. Could be worse my friend.

Maybe it's E.D. that's really got him down.

hey jasmine *wink* u like robots *flexes robo guns*

I just thought of a funny.... it isn't fairy tale, its fairy FAIL.... hehehe

So thats how Al Qaida recruits. Jasmine is quite the marketing tool...

Dear Jasmine,
I wanted to serenade you with my song. And here it goes a 1 a 2 a 3... If you want to get with me baby there is a price to pay I'm a genie in a bottle baby come, come , come and rub me out!

FAIL- depressing...

@42

'ha ha' i'm trying hard to laugh

Geekologie dude, keep posting topics like this. Gotta love the artistic photos.

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All of Snow White's kids are like two months apart from each other. How'd she do that?

Where can i find these princesses? Some look pretty exciting to me!

jasmin with a gun amused me...
but these days there are a lot more princeses:P from paris hiton, to supermodels, to trophy wives...

@38, I'd buy posters of these, I think.

like many of you I note the absence of ariel... I bet she's got crabs though, giving herself to any sailor who happens to be passed out on the shore...

I'm not sure I quite understand pic #7.

Ariel eats seamen.

there is no little mermaid...
because...in the true story...she dies and becomes a damn sea foam...
and the prince marries another woman...

there is no pocahontas...
because she is not considered a disney princess...isn't that just lame?

there is no princess and the pea...
because disney never made a movie about that...

the artist is using the disney characters...

lol best laugh I have had in a while

Saw these on another website the other day. Bloody brilliant, especially Jasmine and Belle.

52 yeah the TRUE story of the little mermaid...
suprisingly i believe the actual original story was also fiction.

FIRST!

its called Fables people, by Vertigo. Look it up.

FIRST

@56 DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME !

i knew i shouldn't have left it 2 days before i posted the comment...

Wow! Jasmine's really hot...

LOL @ Snow White. What happened to the 7 dwarves?

they 7 dwarfs were pimped out. or were sold on ebay by the prince to keep up with his expensive horse betting habit.

Wow - This shit is hilarious-- love the Jasmine one

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This is an absolutely FABULOUS concept!
Congratulations, the pics are Great!

So Freakin Cool

Funny! too bad for them(and us too) fairy tale and reality are nothing alike..