Jun 12 2009What Fridays On Geekologie Should Look Like

Look around. Does your desk area match the one in this picture? If not, you're doing it wrong. This is a picture of Geekologie loyalist naas's Friday interweb setup entitled 'fridays on geekologie'. And as you can see, the man really knows how to internet. After all, this is a website best viewed in squinting one-eyed resolution. Vomit optional.
naas' Flickr Stream (with a bunch more booze and a ton of shots from Japan)
Thanks to naas, who urges you all to please, Geekologie responsibly.
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Reader Comments
1. catch22 - June 12, 2009 1:07 PM
just about accurate
2. naas - June 12, 2009 1:08 PM
Ha - so strange because that's right now
Dear Friday, I love you
3. LSDiesel - June 12, 2009 1:09 PM
What's the matter naas? Didn't want to be the first to comment on a post thats all about YOU?
'Geekologie Loyalist'
More like 'Geekologie Writer's personal penis lubricator.'
You're right, I am just jealous.
4. Timbo - June 12, 2009 1:10 PM
Good Lord Naas,
Good Lord!!
(I prefer energy drinks, but to each his own...)
Sincerly
Timbo
5. naas - June 12, 2009 1:13 PM
@3 you wish Deez on the lube & I tried. I live under GW porch so it's not even a long reach
6. naas - June 12, 2009 1:14 PM
You know I'll still share it with you though
Timbo - energy drinks are for the comedown on mondays, goes great with crack&coffee
7. Timbo - June 12, 2009 1:17 PM
I like to mix coffee grounds into my energy drink while getting wasted on pixie stix and cheetos...
8. LSDiesel - June 12, 2009 1:23 PM
@7, That's an old family recipe.
@ naas, remember your roots. I birthed you into this world and I'll birth you right out too.
9. gizmoduck - June 12, 2009 1:26 PM
nope, not a mac
10. naas - June 12, 2009 1:27 PM
True that Deez, indeed cap'n. I'll be over later to 'make this up to you' (unless datelines' chris hanson is waiting in the kitchen) then forgot it
11. naas - June 12, 2009 1:28 PM
@9 it's a vaio, can't deal with macs
12. Leonidas - June 12, 2009 1:29 PM
Oh, mama. No limes for the tequila, though—bit rough around the edges, no?
13. Leonidas - June 12, 2009 1:30 PM
I love Macs, but not when I'm drunk (in extreme situations, the brain reverts to training). Damn squeaky-clean Steve Jobs.
14. things - June 12, 2009 1:32 PM
@naas What are the pictures on the laptop, is that Haruhi?
15. GLADIATOR - June 12, 2009 1:35 PM
Hmmm ... I can't tell if I'm looking at a computer desk or a bar.
Hate to see a glass tip over that nifty computer keyboard!
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Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
16. naas - June 12, 2009 1:35 PM
@12 limes with patron? Not necessary I think, but I love smooth tequila. Cuervo's another story, but if you're using it for anything else than making margarita's please tell me
'What -what's that liver? No, it's not a mac - get back inside of there'
17. lol - June 12, 2009 1:38 PM
Where's the bong?
18. naas - June 12, 2009 1:39 PM
@14 Naruto☺
19. Leonidas - June 12, 2009 1:39 PM
☺Anything worth doing is worth doing right. If you're using bottled sour mix for the margaritas, geddouddahere.
20. QUASIMODEM - June 12, 2009 1:43 PM
When I geekolgie'd with this sort of setup the other day you raped away all my posts, you whore. I spent AGES.
21. LSDiesel - June 12, 2009 1:48 PM
I agree with #17. I'd like to see a loaded bong and a bag of mushrooms somewhere in the pic.
22. MeMe - June 12, 2009 1:49 PM
This shouldn't be attractive... yet it strangely is :? My mommy didnt teach me right
23. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 12, 2009 1:50 PM
Damn naas! You really are a man after my booze soaked heart (liver). I totally agree with LSD. Where's the rest of the party favors?
24. naas - June 12, 2009 1:54 PM
@17 just off to the right. I didn't feel obligated to include my 'johnny nash' stash & I'm saving all those fireworks for tonight anyway
You'd make fun of the bong if you saw it so I'm sparing myself the humility. You can see the hookah in the top L hand side of the hidden bacon pic
25. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 12, 2009 1:57 PM
Shit. I can't look at flickr while at work. I'll check it out when I get home.
26. Jeezy - June 12, 2009 2:08 PM
naas!!
You're Internet famous now! Good job, buddy!
27. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - June 12, 2009 2:28 PM
I looked at naas' Flicker account, I will never get that time back, what a waste of internetz
28. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 12, 2009 2:31 PM
@27
And you wonder why nobody likes you. Die in a fire you brutefag.
29. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - June 12, 2009 2:35 PM
Honestly, p1ssing you off is where I have fun. haha lick the bag shum chump
30. Leonidas - June 12, 2009 2:42 PM
This terminator with Asian teeth is going to haunt my nightmares.
31. naas - June 12, 2009 2:52 PM
@26 not until I have my own youtube account, I'm just drunken famous today, it'll be gone tomorrow
@29 I hardly think you're pissing anyone off, you're a 'bruter' which is equivalent to not existing here
@30 those statues & toys were unbelievable, that place (claimed) to have the original T-1. The thing looked authentic to me, but it seemed a little shorter than from the movie. Got the guys info right here in fact, objetmocha tomenosuke syoten☺
32. 404notfound - June 12, 2009 3:11 PM
My desk is actually a cardboard box. Sometimes it folds in on itself and then I have to rebuild it. :(
33. Leonidas - June 12, 2009 3:18 PM
@31: Here in SA, there's a video store (!) with one of the original models of the Alien. That thing is 100x times creepier in real life, let me tell you.
34. Daisy - June 12, 2009 3:25 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all worng.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got drunk and used photoshop to put a picture of Rush Limbaugh's pumpkin head on top of Julia Child's body, he then printed it attached wires, put a bra on his head and then sent some computer electricity through it. His house split in half, and Julia Limbaugh came to life. Rather than give Max sex in the shower though, it proceeded to cook a turducken and then eat the whole thing, after wrapping it in bacon.
35. naas - June 12, 2009 3:53 PM
@32 try interfolding the side flaps, that makes the sides sturdier
@33 Nice, I bet it is. So stealing(borrowing) it & mounting it on my roof here is probably out of the ques....wait, where in SA we talking about here?
36. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 12, 2009 4:09 PM
wow naas. Just, wow.
Sadly, until the bf started spending weekends at my house, I didn't have any booze in it whatsoever. Now there's a lonely bottle of Jim Beam in the freezer and a six pack on the lowest shelf in the fridge. My liver misses booze, but my stomach doesn't.
Geekologie away you incessant suckup whoring geek boy.
With love, Tchica.
37. meowmo - June 12, 2009 4:24 PM
i think that the GW is enjoying all of this. i imagine he must feel like a god of sorts. how one post can change a man's life... hahaha. i mean... of course you did GW. i'm just sad i don't have a following.
38. naas - June 12, 2009 4:32 PM
@36 yes I shall, you should see what the desk looks like on saturdays though
39. 24-bit whore - June 12, 2009 4:33 PM
@36 HEY!
40. Leonidas - June 12, 2009 4:39 PM
It's in a formerly friendly neighbourhood called Sunnyside. A foreigner walking around there these days would run the very real risk of being shoe-raped by a Nigerian (a foreigner being molested by a foreigner; the irony kills me). On the plus side, you can steal pretty much anything in this country and probably get away with it—we'll do it together! I'll come pick you up at your place, listen for my "cuckaw-cuckaw."
41. Ollie Williams - June 12, 2009 5:55 PM
Naas, I'll be over at 6 for our Friday drunken make out session.
42. Heather (on vacation!) - June 12, 2009 6:09 PM
Add pizza and pancakes, and it looks like any typical afternoon at my place. Fellas?
43. naas - June 12, 2009 6:51 PM
I can't wait Ollie & I just finished cleaning up the mess from last time
44. Pew³ - June 12, 2009 7:01 PM
Q; How do you know when you're addicted to a website?
A; When the website posts a picture of you looking at said website.
Reminds me of the time I realized I had a drinking problem when I was recieving Christmas cards from my bartender.
45. jaja - June 12, 2009 9:14 PM
Where's the Absinthe ?
46. betty - June 12, 2009 10:19 PM
naas... be my best friend, share that goose with me ;)
47. Watch-303 - June 12, 2009 10:53 PM
Naas, you are one cool mofo!
48. HxCereal - June 12, 2009 11:24 PM
I agree with 17!
Readin up on geekologie with no green?
Why bother?
:p
Kust kiddinggggg, naas, loveeeee ya!
49. candimann - June 13, 2009 2:36 AM
NAAS yeah im an alchie and i aplaud your pic shell if you cant tell im drunk rite now
however i must p;oint somithin hout ............. im calling BULSHCITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE VODKA IS EALISY I MEAN EASILY WATER AND THE JIM? well lets just say thats closer to iced tea the than either my boys jim or jack WAND THEYER PISSED OFF ABOUT BEING IMPERSOMONATED IVE PISSED DARKER THAT THAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the querbo ill buy but dammit man its still a nice pic CHEERS!!!!!
50. Beastman AIDS - June 13, 2009 3:24 AM
I call Shenanigans. There should be multiple porn tabs open as well.
51. Captain - June 13, 2009 6:44 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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52. Alex - June 13, 2009 9:51 AM
I agree with #17 ...lol..
53. Dave - June 13, 2009 11:53 AM
lol nice
http://taxiart.ca
54. naas - June 13, 2009 7:53 PM
@44 insatiably addicted, I know. I almost sent a picture of me looking at a picture of me looking at geekologie on a laptop. Would've blown my mind
@45 can't believe I didn't think of that, 2 bottles of it are shelved under the bar
@49 I recognize that accent, you're drunk☺ No shenanigans here, why would I bother replacing vodka with water? That'd only fail me tomorrow morning when I go to make a watered down screwdriver
@50 You can't see them!?
@everyone asking where's the bong - http://www.flickr.com/photos/37708356@N06/3623691486/
55. Breakup Makeup - June 14, 2009 12:38 AM
My picture has condoms too...
56. candimann - June 14, 2009 1:31 AM
touche naas yes i was drunk well i am tonight too but watever
good point on the vodka nothin like the hair of the dog and mab the lite hit the jim rrrrong wrong.... dam......
*shrug* i admit it im just a little jealouse about the stash my wife drinks all the liquor im a 40 man myself ..........by necsis.....nesceesssiii.....necessity ah there we go not by choice
btw my monies on my girl against alll a yous and your brutes
57. SkidMaRk - June 14, 2009 1:41 AM
What a F A I L. Only drunk idiots use Internet explorer.
58. mez - June 14, 2009 10:22 PM
blog.amandapalmer.net/post/111667948/twitter-the-beautiful-losers-lofnotc
You mean LOFNOTC?
59. Jaded Icon - June 15, 2009 7:31 AM
Huh......naas, I would have taken you for a Crown Royal drinker. (my fav)
60. Darth - June 15, 2009 10:08 AM
Jim Bean,Chivas or Jack daniels are pretty good.No snacks? No drinks without any snacks!
61. naas - June 15, 2009 2:29 PM
@59 I'll do some crown, and by that I mean nothing like 'crowning' in prison.
@60 snacks are at the snackbar, drinks @ the bar
62. naas - June 15, 2009 2:34 PM
@59 I am sorry I had to double check, but I thought I had some crown in one of those.... http://www.flickr.com/photos/37708356@N06/3620035616/
R hand side in front of the Jack Daniels