Jun 16 2009Well It's About Freaking Time: Beer Pouches
CarboPouches are pouches made to be filled with delicious life-nectar. They were designed by the Beverage Pouch Group (not to be confused with Capri-Sun) for nanobreweries (read: you) that don't want to invest in expensive bottling equipment.
The best part is the "organoleptic film structure" that doesn't change the taste of the beer at all. The slightly flexible pouch gives the beer room to fizz, and it's easy to fill with the cap on the bottom.
I don't care if they find out organoleptic film causes cancer, I am gonna drink the hell out of these beer pouches. BEER ON THE GO BABY. Move over, disposable coffee cup!
Beer in a pouch doesn't add metallic tastes, easy to fill [dvice]
Thanks to Romeo, who drinks his beer the way God intended: all day long.
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Reader Comments
1. CAT - June 16, 2009 11:27 AM
First first EVER!
2. first - June 16, 2009 11:27 AM
first !! haters
3. Barney Stinson - June 16, 2009 11:29 AM
@2:Epic Fail
@1:Boring
4. Matt - June 16, 2009 11:29 AM
^^yay aint you the coolest kid in the world grow up first just means your a troller and tbh you gain nothing.
5. naas - June 16, 2009 11:30 AM
NICE, now here's something
6. Pat - June 16, 2009 11:36 AM
Do them come with a straw that's impossible to insert?
7. nadalo日本にいます。(also in Japan) - June 16, 2009 11:39 AM
yeah....beer pouch and emergency condom, get me six of these.....
beign Last is the new First...
8. Barney Stinson - June 16, 2009 11:49 AM
@8:Sooo Boring!!!!!!!
9. Logos - June 16, 2009 11:54 AM
Now they need to start selling these in urban camoflauge... For example, sunblock.
10. Ollie Williams - June 16, 2009 12:00 PM
The GoGurt of alcoholics. Fantastic.
11. Pew³ - June 16, 2009 12:03 PM
Respect the pouch!!
RESPECT IT!!!
12. gizmoduck - June 16, 2009 12:21 PM
ok... it looks like a dildo.
there, i said it
13. Pew³ - June 16, 2009 12:30 PM
but would you drink from it?
14. STOMPY - June 16, 2009 12:54 PM
@pew
I would drink beer from just about anything... even gizmoduck's dildo...
15. Pew³ - June 16, 2009 1:03 PM
touché
16. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 16, 2009 1:04 PM
I'm a fan of booze and pouches. This product is for ME!
"No officer, it's an otterpop!"
17. gizmoduck - June 16, 2009 1:07 PM
@16
even out of a polar bears butthole?
18. Taylored - June 16, 2009 1:15 PM
This should come with a clear, pointed straw.
19. mick - June 16, 2009 1:34 PM
Beer is already on the go. See this comic:
http://www.pvponline.com/2009/06/09/focus-group/
20. HULKINGGORGON - June 16, 2009 1:47 PM
I THINK THAT DESERVES AN AWARD, THAT MAN IS FREAKIN GENIUS!!!!!! CANT WAIT TO DRINK ON THE JOB, HAHAHAH!!!!!
21. Willie Nixon - June 16, 2009 2:23 PM
Anybody else thinking what I'm thinking? Beer Enema.
22. catch22 - June 16, 2009 2:33 PM
am i the only one that predicts the beer exploding out of every single one of these things
how do you not shake the beer up in that... even with regular handling
i prefer my beer in glass bottles or frosted mugs.. at least that way when i drink it it isnt 3/4 foam
23. FIRSTTARD - June 16, 2009 2:34 PM
FIRST!
24. dubba - June 16, 2009 3:07 PM
@24
it wouldnt explode.
...mmm flat beer *salavates*
25. Darth - June 16, 2009 5:05 PM
This is quite inventive as well! I'll guess it's an good alternative for the beer can.
26. fart bucket - June 16, 2009 6:18 PM
uhhh.... doesn't alcohol in plastic bottles absorb the taste of plastic? how would being packaged in plastic bag be different?
plus since when did bottles become complicated?
the rule of thumb we've always used was, if you can't handle a bottle you can't handle your booze (and therefore its up for grabs for everyone else at the party).
the idea of alcoholic mini-sips sounds like an 'awesome' idea some idiot 14 year old had after stealing a 6 pack from their folks.
27. hank - June 16, 2009 7:42 PM
Um, isn't a can "beer on the go"?
28. monkeyman - June 17, 2009 12:47 AM
OK I'm kind of a newb when it comes to posting so someone please explain. When people do the "First" thing, is there even one of them that actually care that they are first or is is it ironic every time? I really hope it is cause I can't imagine the fetid and feculent hole of pestilence that a persons self-esteem would have to dwell in order for the first post to matter in ANY way. My god, what a heartbreaking wasteland of the soul. Please tell me that it doesn't really matter to any of them.
29. Jaded Icon - June 17, 2009 7:18 AM
@ 30
Unfortunately, it does.
This beer packages are awesome! If it was filled with anything else but beer then it would suck. But like Stompy said "I would drink beer from just about anything"
BTW: That liquid coming out of gizmoduck's dildo isn't beer......I know....he tricked me too.
30. Mc Lovin - June 17, 2009 1:55 PM
Great... A six pack of Dildo's...
31. WholeDOnut - January 14, 2010 1:47 PM
@30: "@30" FAIL