Jun 9 2009USB Microwave Is World's Smallest, For Beans

$160 For a tiny ass microwave that only heats beans? PASS

"Braiding my penises"!!! lol

my brute is way hotter !!!

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you're just rude!

IF it cooked everything that would be office in my cube, also @3 you have no friends.

Don't macbook and macbook pro's nowadays have a black band around the screen? Then what is this laptop, it's aluminium so it's not the white edition.

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I do rather think if this cooks some decent stuff, maybe boil water or something for instant noodles and that. Maybe even bacon and eggs to go with the beans this could be cool.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Bach Down where Max and his friends were sitting around a campfire eating beans and farting like crazy.

@5

Neither do you, firstard. Now BE GONE FROM TEH GEEK PAGES!

@9 I just like busting peoples balls for the Firstard thing, but it's cool.

@6, the USB ports are also on the left side, so the microwave in the picture is not really even plugged in to the computer.

Uh-oh, scientific explanation. My iPhone app just informed me of another unicorn's death. Damn. I'm a murderer.

One more thing though. The way the monitor is connected to the keyboard also doesn't match the style for the new MacBook / MacBook pro. I hate to agree with daisy, but this is clearly a photoshop job.

KILLING SPREE

But you also like to post "FIRST!!!111!!!!11one!!! OMG I"M AWESOME!!!!" and "Fight me --> http://www.mybrute-is-really-effing-cool-and-i-am-lame.com"

How quickly we forget our transgressions.

Wow! I can cook 1/4 of a burrito for lunch today! Yessss

funcooker

@10 It is NOT cool & neither is the gaybrute thing, your parents just called explaining how you're incapable of 'cool'

@12 hehe those pathetic firsties, so true

Ya thats cool. But check out my brutal asshole

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Why the hell aren't these brutfags dead yet? I thought they had a cyanide chip implanted in them and whenever their brutfag lost a fagfight they'd effing die like the fruityMcFagFags they are...

"Braiding my penises"? You have more than one GW?

It's a Macbook Air

FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?

This is just like when Chevy Chase took his family on vacation to Las Vegas. They met up with some family and found out they didn't have a grill or a microwave to cook food with. They had to improvise and realized that nuclear radiation does some spectacular things these days and were able to cook up some deliciousness on a rock.

After dinner, they went to the casinos and lost the family fortune on a game of chance trying to guess a number.

Remember Mr. Bean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGzQFYaUHSQ

I tried one of these things and it totally fried the company servers. I was trying to cook some bacon and it toasted my mac...er, I mean PC.

funny that it doesnt tell you how many watts it actually uses

but a lithium ion version would be good for camping and fishing

you can use your mac to make mac & cheese!!!!!

its soo...sooo...so literal!!!

i'm bored. lets e-fight.

your mum's a man
your dad shaves his legs
your brother washes you every morning before going to school
and by school i mean peado-hunt.

FIGHT !

FIRST!

@22
Last I checked a USB port is a few watts at 5VDC (500mA), versus the 700-1000 Watts needed to heat my soup in two minutes at home... Good lord this should never be a real product...

beans beans good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more your fart the better you feel
so lets have beans for ever meal.

i heat stuff my resting it on my processor - doesn't everyone ?

Are you braiding your penises like a boss?

This is just stupid. If the person that sat next to me bought one, I would it out the window. I don't want me space to smell like beans and farts all day. And all it does is heat beans because it to small to heat anything else.....lame.

FAIL!! An evil GREMLIN can't fit in it...

@29 he can if he's handing out tissues on the street dressed as winnie the pooh in shibuya

"Heinz claims that snacks can be warmed in under a minute thanks to intense heating action from a combination of cell phone and radio frequencies."

Yummy.

the funcooker! or the bite nuker!

A part of me wishes it was smaller. It looks bulky.

"No, right now I'm just laying in bed topless braiding my penises."

Are they on your chest?

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It looks great,maybe a rechargable battery makes it even portable?

Good soldiers or outdoor camping food!

How about one of these for our hut? Finally warm food!

What's crazy is that they only have ONE food product for it. JUST ONE! I mean, if it only micros beans then call it a damn bean warmer! Also, why beans? Is that an U.K. thing? Kind of how we have ramen here in the states and the Russians have borsch?

Braiding your penises with a scrunchie....that's pretty much the greatest thing I've ever read on this site.

I love this Blog

I just had to come back, seeing as I check every page I post a comment on to see if anybody responded. Yup, I know what your thinking... Your right. I have no life and no friends and have nothing better to do with my life and I can prove it at @ 3 and @ 5 and @ looking @ myself in the morning every time I look at the computer monitor before I comment... and even more on my next comment.

Yes! best invention ever! Fuk you other inventors, a new wave this could start, since most people are fat as fuk'n all hell, we could start doctoring chickens and turkeys making them smaller so we could fit them in this machine. Since not everyone eats only beans....like i don

do!

@42

Gee, CHRIS SALVADOR, I really did hurt your feelings. So much so, that you have to imposterize me on every thread. Slandering my good name. To bad you do a terrible job at it. I'm work wasting time at work while you're(holy shit I'm good at using the correct form of that homonym) at home trying really hard to insult me. That's right. I'm getting payed to be snarky. Who's the loser now?

@ 45

Lol, good thing I'm too lame to impersonate.....Ha ha.......*sniff* (crying).

omg. how is tt possible... :S

@ 45

CHRIS SALVADOR you must be out of your mind impersonating an impersonator! I actually have a job I work as a pizza delivery boy, but... you see it's my pizza delivery company! So while your sitting at your job hoping your boss doesn't catch you because your his bitch, I'm out here working on making pizza's you see on my compaq laptop in a park as I watch under age children.

But on the side note, I might actually consider buying one of these USB microwavable mechanisms, it might work and cook the pepperoni faster if only I can collect enough food stamps... O, shnappss, I hope they accept them?!

p.s.s. I knew you would look and comment your to much of an arrogant low-life not to. You care to much on what people you've never even met say think about you, you go about making a persona thinking your quick witted and smart, hah. Your Not. Do something with your life.. hah, get a real job.. I bet 5 Bills you have a shitty car to match your shitty lifestyle. Get up.

Last Post From Yours Truly,

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@ 48

LEARN HOW TO USE GRAMMAR CORRECTLY! BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT MADE ME LAUGH HARD.

JAKE OUT.