Jun 23 2009UPDATE: 56 Star Faced Girl A Dirty Liar
In an unshocking turn of events that surprised no one, it turns out the tattooed star face girl is a dirty liar and a slag. Okay, I dunno about the slag part, but I've always wanted to say it and figured now's my chance.
Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, claimed that she'd asked for three small stars but fell asleep during the procedure and woke up with a whole galaxy on her face.
But she has now confessed she knew exactly what tattoo parlour owner Rouslan Toumaniantz was doing but changed her mind later.She said she lied because her father was "furious".
Pathetic. Of course your father got furious, Kimberley, THAT'S WHAT FATHERS DO. Also, drink and forget your birthday. :(
Tattoo girl: 'I lied about my stars' [metro]
Thanks to Thumperchica, who called this from the beginning because she has common sense can see the future.
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Reader Comments
1. Pew³ - June 23, 2009 12:08 PM
Nobody is suprised.
2. bourtney - June 23, 2009 12:09 PM
first!
3. /Eyeroll - June 23, 2009 12:09 PM
Besides that, she probably realized what a shitty tattoo that is. I'm all about body modification, but a start covered face doesn't really do much for me...
4. STOMPY - June 23, 2009 12:10 PM
I hope she has to wait untill she can get parental permission before getting laser removal and her parents make her wait till she's 18 or something...
5. /Eyeroll - June 23, 2009 12:10 PM
star*
6. Pew³ - June 23, 2009 12:10 PM
Ha bourtney!!! Now the only thing you are first at is FIRST TO FAIL!!!!
bourtney is a FAILURE!!!!
FIRSTARDED FAILURE!!!!
OK, I got that out of my system. Lets keep the comments relative people.
7. STOMPY - June 23, 2009 12:11 PM
Okay, fail on me, she is 18... i'll go make out with a robot now...
8. naas - June 23, 2009 12:13 PM
@1 indeed.
I said it was fake the 1st time. Not the tattoo's themselves(HA) but the whole story ended up being a lie. Daisy was right all along
9. Pew³ - June 23, 2009 12:13 PM
@7 Don't go make out with a robot, for that is a path to the dark side.
Making out with robots leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
10. Anon - June 23, 2009 12:14 PM
Hope the Tattooist doesn't pay to have them removed and sues her back.
Then covers her back in 1000 stars.
11. Tennist0 - June 23, 2009 12:14 PM
AWWWWWe, I think GW needed a hug...when he ws a child, get over it and write 5 more stories within an hour...c'mon! you've been slow recently, pick up the pace! jk, great work
12. /Eyeroll - June 23, 2009 12:15 PM
pst... stompy... she IS 18 :P
13. I wish I had stars - June 23, 2009 12:15 PM
37th! EPIC WIN!
She looks like a great game of connect the dots
14. Tennist0 - June 23, 2009 12:16 PM
@13- lets find her and give her hell, then give the tatto guy $100 to give her more during the removal!
15. STOMPY - June 23, 2009 12:16 PM
@Pew
Fine, but only because of that hawsome quote... I'll instead tounge kiss a dinosaur!
16. Leonidas - June 23, 2009 12:18 PM
I agree that she should go for laser tattoo removal. Then she can have a face covered in lovely star-shaped scars.
17. Leonidas - June 23, 2009 12:20 PM
I know a fix-it-up chappie that can take care of this for her: Sylvester McMonkey McBean!
18. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 23, 2009 12:29 PM
@9
Come to the dark side!
19. Starlight - June 23, 2009 12:29 PM
Those tattoos are STARtling!!! hehe *zing*
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
20. Onion Jack - June 23, 2009 12:34 PM
wait, so falling asleep while getting tattooed in the face is something that ISN'T likely to happen?!
21. Pew³ - June 23, 2009 12:36 PM
Powerful you have become Gordon, the dark side I sense in you.
22. TE - June 23, 2009 12:39 PM
The burn lets you know it's working.
23. Pew³ - June 23, 2009 12:40 PM
Joined the Dark Side Shumway has. Lies, deceit, creating mistrust are his ways now.
The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.
24. FDSY - June 23, 2009 12:40 PM
Fathers also try to make you a man by locking you in a closet with a starved wolf and not returning for days, smelling of cheap cigars and gin.
25. STOMPY - June 23, 2009 12:44 PM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g114/jmdoles/yoda-1.jpg?t=1245775401
26. Pew³ - June 23, 2009 12:52 PM
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/06/21/celebrity-pictures-vader-hamill-fathers-day/
27. Grim - June 23, 2009 12:53 PM
Well she got what she asked for; a three in small stars.
on more recent news: She's got a job offer at rival tattoo shop "Tattoo Mike" in the same town and she now only wants to have a few stars removed, keeping 25 stars on her face.
28. Clean D - June 23, 2009 12:53 PM
She is very pretty.
29. Gill - June 23, 2009 12:54 PM
Sorry to spoil you're fun but you're only partially right...
She agreed to put 25 stars on her face but I guess the tattooïst just couldn't count.
That's no news though cause she told that to the press the very next day... I could know, I'm from Belgium ;-)
So it stil is kind of a drama and now there are a lot of other tattooïsts who are offering her help of some kind, just to clear they're names :-)
30. Pat - June 23, 2009 12:54 PM
@20 Yeah, that happens to me all the time.
31. Milkman - June 23, 2009 12:57 PM
Here's an idea... use henna and live with it for 5 weeks before you do something like that on a whim..
What a bitch, she reminds me of the girls who cry rape because they were embarrassed about having consensual 7 way gangbang sex the night before. Tamara Moonier of Orange County anyone?
32. Moose Knuckle - June 23, 2009 1:04 PM
I'm offering to buy her a corndog
33. Daisy - June 23, 2009 1:10 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can ell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max who was still quite high from his morning cereal asked Baja if she could see the stars that he saw. When she replied no, he klonked her in the noggin with a bowling pin and she saw many stars indeed.
34. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 23, 2009 1:12 PM
@31
Tamara Moonier likes 7 waay gang bangs? Do you have her number?
35. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 23, 2009 1:20 PM
@23
What are you talking about? I don't lie. See, I'll prove it. Making toast in the bathtub is recommended by 6 out of 4 doctors. See? No lies.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_op33T41CDtU/ScuWZOQ7PII/AAAAAAAABho/iInkwhoEe1w/s400/Vader_Wants_YOU.jpg
36. Gill - June 23, 2009 1:25 PM
@ Daisy: Absolutely not fake...
haven't seen the videofootage yet? ^^
She was on every dutch and belgian show to tell her story
http://dewerelddraaitdoor.vara.nl/Video-detail.628.0.html?&tx_ttnews[tt_news]=11460&tx_ttnews[backPid]=626&tx_ttnews[cat]=146&kalender=1245362340&cHash=2bab3cecfa
37. ClaMs - June 23, 2009 1:45 PM
When I grow up I want to be a star...
38. Ollie Williams - June 23, 2009 1:46 PM
@36
Welcome to Geekologie. You must be new here.
39. Dark Side - June 23, 2009 1:57 PM
@23
You can at least try the dark side. We have a 6 day free trial membership and trivia night on Thursdays.
40. Me - June 23, 2009 2:10 PM
there was a new picture yesterday in the papers of her! she lost 1 star already still 55 to go!
Moehahaha! where I live you call this a trut!!
41. naas - June 23, 2009 2:56 PM
@38 without a doubt Ollie, without a doubt
42. Milkman - June 23, 2009 3:07 PM
@31 yes I have her # - it's 666
Here's the article tell me these two women aren't related...
http://www.ocweekly.com/2006-02-09/news/great-dick-babe/
43. Turd Ferguson - June 23, 2009 4:26 PM
@42;
Thanks for the link. That's one screwed up story!
What's worse is that some dumbass married her!!
44. Freddy K - June 23, 2009 4:43 PM
What I can't believe is how much publicity this got. I mean are people that dumb that they thought her story was true and she fell asleep? And even if so WHO CARES? I say even if she did fall asleep, she deserves it for falling asleep during a tattoo - not to mention apparently choosing an artistyou don't have confidence in.
Unfortunatley this is just another story of another dumb-ass doing something dumb and blaming someone else after they realize it was dumb.
45. lulz - June 23, 2009 5:43 PM
@37 lol.
But seriously, other than gang members, who tattoos their face?
46. john john - June 23, 2009 6:10 PM
Interresting turn of events:
It seems that now, she got a job in an other tattoo parlor in Kortrijk (Courtrai if you want to say it in French).
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/959/Bizar/article/detail/901271/2009/06/23/Sterrenmeisje-gaat-advies-geven-in-tattooshop.dhtml
For those who can't read dutch:
Stargirl Kimberley Vlaeminck (18) gets a job at Tattoo Mike in Kortrijk. That's a compettiting tattoo artist of Rouslan Toumaniantz, the man who gave her 56 in stead of 3 stars. Starting this friday, Kimberley will advise the customers on placing tattoos. "She's has experience and knows how it can go wrong."
hahahahhahahaha ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT !!!
47. Beastman AIDS - June 23, 2009 9:29 PM
@45
Maoris. oh wait...
48. Swingin fillis - June 24, 2009 1:40 AM
I guess she'll need the other said of her face to match
49. led panel - June 24, 2009 3:15 AM
Is it true or not ?
50. Sol - June 24, 2009 3:54 AM
It is sad that teenagers would get tattoos instead of good clothes to be fashionable. Personally I think tattoos cheapen people.
51. Wendy - June 24, 2009 4:45 AM
she's a freaking idiot.
52. Frosty - June 24, 2009 4:49 AM
@38
I LoL'ed. :D
53. STFUDonnie - June 24, 2009 5:08 AM
@38
Aww, bless his little belgian heart...he'll learn soon enough
54. Jaded Icon - June 24, 2009 6:49 AM
@ 23
Wait a second.....I thought Gordon "Fücking" Shumway was the SOURCE of the dark side! You learn something new every day........
55. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 24, 2009 10:10 AM
@55
Nope. I am the source of beer farts. Pull my finger.
56. Munfin - June 24, 2009 11:19 AM
So is Rouslan Toumaniantz suing this dumbass for defamation of character or anything? Seems to me he'd have a good case seeing as she must have damaged his business, and is now working for a rival.
57. Ciao - June 24, 2009 12:35 PM
she's gonna have fun gettin those removed
58. Hawk - June 24, 2009 2:03 PM
CNN has picked it up now!!
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2009/06/24/ac.shot.tues.cnn
But I read about it first on Geekologie! HA!
59. fred - June 25, 2009 2:06 AM
makes u wonder how many others have screamed rape.
i just watched the film "look"...has another liar in it..chilling stuff its hard to believe that people will destroy others just to cover themselves. but i guess it happens all the time.
60. Galtacticus - June 25, 2009 1:00 PM
Before the tattooing get started,they should put the agreement on paper and have this signed to avoid these situations.
61. Zoltar - June 29, 2009 10:49 PM
I guess she is star'ed for life
62. Solace - September 4, 2009 12:21 PM
Why? she has terrible skin tone for tattoos. Id say the proper tone is a must for a face tattoo but whatever
63. Commen sence - September 5, 2009 9:25 PM
What are you? idiots? If one of you geek nerdy all knowing dib wihps get 56 stars tatoed on your butt in 2 houres, you scream like hell!!!! She was drunk or something
you don't put 56 stars on somebody face in 2 houres. You start with one or two, and give her the chance to think about it. Normale the etihtics tell you, you have to give somebody the chance to think about it. It's not written in the law, but that is the way normaly done by tatoe artists.
Now put yourself in her shoes, your working carre is over. She's 18 years old. She is 18 years old and considerd as an adult, but maybe she still thinks like a child?
The tatoe guy is a F.... asshole, he thinks it's ok to put 56 stars on somebody's face, because there is more metal and inkt on the guys body than hair.
think about it. what if it' was your child. I put 56 stars on his balls.