Jun 11 2009Um, Hooray?: Smurf Party Sets World Record
Proving beyond a shadow of a doubt you can score a Guinness World Record for absolutely anything, a group of 2,510 students in Swansea, UK donned Smurf costumes and became "the largest gathering of people dressed as Smurfs". Wow, that's a whole lot of blue penises.
The record was previously held by the town of Castleblayney in County Monaghan, Ireland, which recorded 1,253 Smurfs gathered in the high street last year.
"This is just the beginning of our world record run. We are hoping to set, break and smash Guinness World Records for iconic characters from Daleks to Superheroes. Watch this space."
Well, isn't that something? I'm all for the continued cosplayery. May I suggest the largest crowd of naked female Wonderwomen anything. Also, you can't trust those goons from Guinness, so I'll be officiating.
Hit the jump for a partial shot of a Smurf's ass.
Students set new smurf record [walesonline]
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Official Facebook Page
Thanks to Alena, who wasn't one of them. Or was she? I can't tell, they all look the same!
Reader Comments
1. NastyBedazzler - June 11, 2009 10:24 AM
Pff that's nothing.
About 6 months ago I saw some French smurf porn that completely blew my mind (among other things)
2. antmattmn - June 11, 2009 10:25 AM
This is too weird - i see pale skin!!
3. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 11, 2009 10:27 AM
There are too many Smurfette's.
4. FunkyNutbar - June 11, 2009 10:29 AM
You can never have too many Smurfette's.
5. Daisy - June 11, 2009 10:29 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max went on vacation and hurt his leg, so he was sitting around the house watching the smurfs while his family was having fun. Later he fixed up a sailboat and beat Col. Samuel Trautman in a race.
6. catch22 - June 11, 2009 10:32 AM
@3 well the smurf male - female ratio is supposedly 100:1 so that logic would assume apporoximately 25 females in that sausage fest
the question now is... what do we do now, turn them to gold or eat them?
7. naas - June 11, 2009 10:36 AM
@4 very true
I hope after this record was set, they set another one with a giant orgy with all those smurfettes
8. gargamel - June 11, 2009 10:41 AM
"the first bite was a chewy blue high"
9. nadalo日本にいます。(also in Japan) - June 11, 2009 10:41 AM
Damn that was a hell of a gangbang!!! nerdy gangbang
10. FIRSTTARD - June 11, 2009 10:42 AM
FIRST!
11. Logos - June 11, 2009 10:43 AM
It bothers me that the record was previously held. Forget about Smurf porn though- I want oompah loompahs!
12. FDSY - June 11, 2009 10:43 AM
I had a Smurf infestation in my basement. Good thing I had lots of poison gas left over from my visit to the orphanage. So in about a day and a half and A LOT of poison gas my Smurf problem was gone. Although... now I got Snorks in my pool.
13. fffffffff - June 11, 2009 10:45 AM
smurf penises arent blue, man
14. naas - June 11, 2009 10:46 AM
@12 those aren't snorks man, those are gremlins
15. catch22 - June 11, 2009 10:51 AM
@3&4 I correct my first statement
there were 3 female smurfs out of the original 102 (smurfette, granny and sassette) so theres a male female ratio of about 33:1
so there should be about 75 females kicking around in there
however smurfette and sassette were both created by gargamel so it is unclear if they have any sexual organs at all
16. Captain - June 11, 2009 10:54 AM
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17. Spikey Dapikey - June 11, 2009 10:56 AM
If you choke a smurf, do they go purple ??
18. Gargamel - June 11, 2009 11:04 AM
AHHH! Why wasn't I informed of this event?! I'd smurf the hell outta that chick. Then I'd eat her (see username).
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 11, 2009 11:07 AM
Mmm...blue pantyhose. I think I'm going to have to hit the bathroom!
20. I learned something here - June 11, 2009 11:28 AM
If I can take anything away from perusing through these facebook photos, it is that Welsh women are quite homely.
21. Birr Crinton - June 11, 2009 11:31 AM
eff the smurfs. i'm going for a world record SNORKS party. it will be held at the bottom of my pool. please rsvp.
22. mike hunt - June 11, 2009 11:43 AM
lol
welsh.
23. Matt - June 11, 2009 11:59 AM
@22
lol
english
24. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 11, 2009 12:02 PM
@22 & 23
British
25. Funeral Balloons - June 11, 2009 12:04 PM
WTS?
26. Pat - June 11, 2009 1:05 PM
Well, this fulfills my WTF quotient for the day.
27. Quik - June 11, 2009 4:36 PM
At the Blue Face Paint Emporium in Swansea:
Owner: "Man, sales are dismal. I don't know how we're gonna make it through this recession."
Stock Boy: (dashes in from stock room holding open Guinness World Record book) "I GOT IT!!!"
28. gfh - June 11, 2009 4:56 PM
when i looked at the first picture i though it had to do with the klu klux klan for a moment. But smurfs are just as bad
29. Seerleinad - June 11, 2009 5:16 PM
Lol i was actually there. what a fun night
30. Darth - June 11, 2009 6:04 PM
Wearing a school uniform can be this much fun.Do they feel proud now?
31. Dave - June 11, 2009 7:02 PM
lol wow ...
32. Breakup Makeup - June 11, 2009 11:43 PM
CREEPY... Imagine having sex with someone after the party... EW.
33. Jaded Icon - June 12, 2009 7:27 AM
I'm gonna smurf the smurf out of smurfette!
34. unified - June 12, 2009 9:04 AM
that is not fake 5, i was there as i live in swansea, and god only knows what shadows ur talking about, the photo was taken in a club, at night!
35. Alex - June 12, 2009 10:19 AM
oh..to many many Smurfette's..
36. iwasthere - June 14, 2009 10:21 PM
to 5.daisy........ i was there you fricking retard so i it definitly wasnt fake. tard.
being drunk and being with 2500 smurfs means great ass grabbing opportunity.
'oop sorry love, thought you were sumone else. everyone looks the same in these outfits'
easily hit the 30+ plus mark on drunken ass grabbing. twas great.
37. TheOutsider - June 17, 2009 6:36 AM
im sorry but thats fake? im actually from swansea and that is really not fake.
you know nothing about photoshop xD