Jun 15 2009ToneMatrix: Best Waste Of An Afternoon Yet
I've been getting this tip for a while but I always forget to post it because usually when I cook something in the microwave I rest my head against it and it makes me forget things and, more often than not, pee and overcook my burrito. So yeah, ToneMatrix is a simple audio program based on a 16 step sequencer. You just start clicking boxes and they play the appropriate tones in rhythm. That's an example of a beat I made there, but it's not my best. I'd show you a few of my best BUT THEY ARE TOO FRESH FOR YOU! Beats, like women, are a dish best served mature. You see where I'm going with this? I'm talking about cougars. And speaking of which -- did I ever tell you about the first time I did one? I had a friend lower me into their pen at the zoo. RAWR!
ToneMatrix [andre-michelle]
Thanks to Emmortality, Aramar the Black, Clint, chloe and Towhee Monster, whose beats are so fresh they haven't even been born yet. OR CONCEIVED. They're still living in some guy's nuts!
Reader Comments
1. naas - June 15, 2009 3:19 PM
I've always found whoring myself on geekologie a better waste of an afternoon honestly
2. mary cross - June 15, 2009 3:19 PM
first
3. mary cross - June 15, 2009 3:20 PM
guess not
4. Agent Mark - June 15, 2009 3:28 PM
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5. yomomma - June 15, 2009 3:39 PM
@4
cool story bro
6. STOMPY - June 15, 2009 3:40 PM
@4
I know my rights, I watch Peoples Court!!!
7. Dan - June 15, 2009 3:40 PM
OH NOEZ FBI D:
8. Dan - June 15, 2009 3:45 PM
@ 5 & 6 there's three of us and one of him, we can take him.
9. msjessiemeghan - June 15, 2009 3:48 PM
Did someone say PORN?
10. Dr.Freak - June 15, 2009 3:49 PM
@4 "stat your reasons"
Close, but you're still an idiot...
11. naas - June 15, 2009 3:57 PM
At least they spelled bureau correctly this time. I like the 2 minute warning part also, reminds me a little of jaws
12. STOMPY - June 15, 2009 3:58 PM
GLUG GLUG GLUG *PASS...
13. Ollie Williams - June 15, 2009 4:02 PM
I've been doing this for an hour now. I want whoever wrote this to bare my children. Naas can come too.
14. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - June 15, 2009 4:05 PM
@2 FAIL
That is fun
15. Spounz - June 15, 2009 4:22 PM
wow, this is sexy thanks ! :D
16. naas - June 15, 2009 4:23 PM
Thanks stompy, deliciousness
Bringing the camera as always Ollie
I ask upon the great Pew³ to validate the authenticity of these agents. Googling those reference #'s and part of that quote yields similar (and some dated) messages on message boards that seem to have nothing to do with porn, so it's likely spammage
17. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 15, 2009 4:33 PM
@4 - 2 Minutes in the penalty box for being a douche nozzle. Also, 3 minutes for not spelling your scare scam correctly.
18. Angel Mass - June 15, 2009 4:38 PM
Here is the one I made:
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3811/tonematrixboardangel.jpg
19. Captain - June 15, 2009 4:48 PM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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20. Dr.Freak - June 15, 2009 4:51 PM
Cute. Some extra sounds would be nice tho
21. Logy - June 15, 2009 5:03 PM
i just killed about a hour on that
22. Pew³ - June 15, 2009 5:16 PM
@16. Sorry I was asleep...
What?
23. naas - June 15, 2009 5:25 PM
up there ^
24. magicalsound - June 15, 2009 5:43 PM
i never thought a penis could make suck a beautiful music (get it?such,suck HAHAHA)
0,12288,30720,52252,33814,51170,29698,28686,50178,34786,52246,30748,12288,0,0,0 my sound image
25. Pew³ - June 15, 2009 6:08 PM
Yeah, Its fake. I made one of my own. I was looking for a fun place to post it. I guess I may need to open a flickr account or something.
26. naas - June 15, 2009 6:55 PM
you totally should, it's the hip thing to do
27. devious_imp - June 15, 2009 6:57 PM
trying to recreate the tone matrix in the picture reminds me of an old Myst puzzle...
28. Pew³ - June 15, 2009 7:25 PM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/39488895@N02/3630797056/
Hey naas I made this just for you.
Don't tell anyone else. The rest of you avert your eyes.
Just kidding. You can look. No big deal.
29. Watch-303 - June 15, 2009 7:26 PM
THIS IS COOL!!!!!!
30. naas - June 15, 2009 8:01 PM
that is so crazy
31. naas - June 15, 2009 8:02 PM
such insanity - no I'm kidding it's beautiful
32. led screen - June 15, 2009 9:51 PM
That's an example of a beat I made there, but it's not my best. I'd show you a few of my best BUT THEY ARE TOO FRESH FOR YOU!
33. iota1 - June 15, 2009 10:41 PM
I like this sound matrix more, just go to
http://www.fatima-miranda.com/finalok/home_eng.html
then go to music.
34. jaime - June 15, 2009 11:15 PM
it kind of gives you convulsions if you stare at it too much!
here's my stuff
65540,0,0,1024,32768,0,65664,0,36864,32,0,0,32772,2048,0,512
87380,0,43690,0,18724,0,9362,0,61166,0,87380,0,113594,0,0,69904
35. jaime - June 15, 2009 11:18 PM
jesus, magicalsound, that's nice music! even if it is a bit penis-y.
36. GLADIATOR - June 16, 2009 12:23 AM
I'd rathe play with "Light Bright" than this contraption
Hey ma! Look at the colorful picture I made
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*whoops i just got electricuted
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Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
37. Dan - June 16, 2009 6:59 AM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/39469870@N05/
:D
38. Falcon - June 16, 2009 9:09 AM
38th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
39. leujin - June 16, 2009 1:35 PM
Thanks, my afternoon is officially shot. I hope you're happy.
40. Rhialto - June 16, 2009 4:17 PM
I wish i could write music.Is it that difficult? Maybe this is a good start.
41. Galtacticus - June 16, 2009 4:22 PM
A couple of times before i heard music in my dreams.Which i haven't heard anywhere before.Quite frustrating if you can't write music to remember! So i forgot all about it!
42. Ryan Cooper - June 16, 2009 4:25 PM
This one's for you GW
(Just go in, and ctrl-v)
31744,5628,7428,324,32068,21956,
21504,508,32000,25024,32000,508,
23552,0,23552,0
43. Alvin - June 16, 2009 5:07 PM
HELP!! I'm hooked!! Can't...stop...clicking...can't...stop...
44. Zac - June 20, 2009 4:21 AM
Damn you I am soo addicted to this site now...