Jun 3 2009This Is Important: Cat Crawling Into A Couch
This is by far the most important thing you'll watch all day (suck it, the news!). It's a kitten crawling into a couch. I love how its little legs are poking out before it can pull itself in. Did it remind anyone else of a calf being born, but in reverse? No? Fine, me neither then. Dicks.
Thanks to Sophia, who knows important shit when she sees it.
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Reader Comments
1. TomTom - June 3, 2009 3:11 PM
First, perhaps?
2. Pew³ - June 3, 2009 3:11 PM
Yeah kitty. Bad Kitty You get some of that couch!
3. TomTom - June 3, 2009 3:11 PM
First AND second? Oh happy day for me!
4. TomTom - June 3, 2009 3:12 PM
CURSES!
5. HayleyFTW - June 3, 2009 3:12 PM
I wish my cat would do that :(
6. Pew³ - June 3, 2009 3:12 PM
Nothing worse than a Firstard with no cofidence and low expectations.
7. a - June 3, 2009 3:13 PM
7th!!!!
8. TomTom - June 3, 2009 3:13 PM
Sounds like your mom.
ZING!
...*sob*
9. a - June 3, 2009 3:15 PM
9th!!!!! omg best day of my life
10. FIRSTTARD - June 3, 2009 3:23 PM
FIRST!
11. Pew³ - June 3, 2009 3:33 PM
@5 Thank you for a relevant post. Careful what you wish for. Who knows what the other side of that couch looks like from the cat pulling itself through.
12. lol - June 3, 2009 3:38 PM
http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=5adb8688
13. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 3:47 PM
What the F&%$%^K,
All I see is a friggin' white box where the vid is suppose to be..........Doesn't look very cute to me..
14. naas - June 3, 2009 3:57 PM
@13 youtube appears to be down, it's either the terrorists or a mexican in the backyard with a pair of scissors
15. naas - June 3, 2009 3:58 PM
so does my link, link
16. Ollie Williams - June 3, 2009 4:07 PM
Blocked at work. Nothing to do but slit wrists.
17. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 4:08 PM
Hey,
Does anyone have change for ten bucks?
18. naas - June 3, 2009 4:16 PM
fixd now, thanx intrawebz
19. naas - June 3, 2009 4:28 PM
Ollie start an unblock online media brigade, with enough people the future could hold change. And by that I mean pocketchange, lots of it - because you deserve a raise.... something long past overdue in your industry.
There's probably no filters left by the coffee machine, someone probably took something from your desk recently & someone with bad breath has a lot to say to you today for some reason, right? You need to get out of there & I have a few ideas.
Pull the fire alarm or something, disguising yourself as a co-worker suffering from a seizure-like condition from eating too much bologna at lunch. Tell them your computer crashed after knocking someone else's monitor off their desk near yours & you need to get some work at home. Set an air horn behind something with a time release mechanism to go off when you're in the bathroom, then tell the boss you 'had an accident' during the airhorn event & had to leave
20. ahha - June 3, 2009 4:29 PM
I have really got to be more careful. I could have sworn the title read "Cat Crawling Into A Crotch" and was about to lose my crap while YouTube was down. Because, you know, that sort of thing would be epic. Well, and, NSFW. So, I would have to see it immediately since I am at work. Anyway, gave me time to read the title again and let's just say, that was a real let down.
21. Ollie Williams - June 3, 2009 4:38 PM
Naas,
Your concern is appreciated, but in this economy I'm glad to have a job period, let alone one that pays me my salary and allows me to sit on Geekologie all day.
On a site note.. my favorite pen did get taken from my desk the other night... That's right Mr. Bigglesworth! I'm talking to you!
(Mr. Bigglesworth is my penis.. just sayin')
22. Ollie Williams - June 3, 2009 4:38 PM
PS- The video works now, guess it was Youtube, not our firewall. Thank the good lord.
23. GLADIATOR - June 3, 2009 5:01 PM
ZOMYGOD! THTA COUNCH JUST ATE THAT POOR LITTLE KITTY!
*Pulls out chainsaw*
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MEOW! OWWWWWWWWW!
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
24. vale - June 3, 2009 9:18 PM
awwwww so cute
25. boo - June 3, 2009 9:37 PM
ROFL.
Oh god :'D
26. Haunted Cruise Ship - June 3, 2009 11:21 PM
This is unrelated but this person is an idiot: twitter.com/noauxiliary
27. Captain - June 4, 2009 6:56 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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28. Pat - June 4, 2009 8:36 AM
Saw this on Jezebel. Best comment: "Iz in your couch stealin your change."
29. Batfink - June 4, 2009 2:15 PM
Thats not a couch- its Rush Limbaugh's butt.
30. Darth - June 4, 2009 4:53 PM
Is this a ninja cat?
31. new school old school .com - June 4, 2009 7:11 PM
thirty FIRST !!!
32. Minnesotan in the Desert - June 5, 2009 12:58 AM
My cat used to do that all the time with my old couch! I wish I taped it 3 years ago, so I could have been an internet sensation. My cat could never get back out though, I had reach my arm in and fish him out.
33. kelehendros - June 5, 2009 9:54 AM
Horay for kittens!