Jun 23 2009The Kush: $55 Nighttime Breast Support

NOM NOM NOM

I got something to put between those things, you don't need a kush

Sign me up, I'm 5 months preggo and these puppies are only getting bigger.

GIGITYY GIIGIITYY ALLRIGHTTTTTT
ohh ill Kush u up alright ;)

loolololol.

I offer a breast supporter that comes with a pearl necklace...

Doubles as a dildo!

rolling pin, dude seriously; thats all you got?

send back the GW, this dude's an impostor!

Nice one Pisspot -I was just about to advise just using a squishy dildo instead of the Kush. Double duty!

How about one with a little smiley face on the end staring up at you. Or maybe even winking?

Or just one winking eye?

Also, it looks a little dry. Needs lubricant.

I got a sexual organ that'll do the same thing.

What would pay for my wang between your breasts?

39.99?
29.99?
19.99?

WELL IF YOU CALL NOW you can get the breast comfort only my wang can provide for only one easy payment of $9.99!!!!!

@ 1&5-Facepalm*

Plus this might be a good idea but the price is not worth it get the gal a teddy bear.

lo0ks like a saltshaker... or a pepper grinder.... =s

My girl's never complained of this.
Maybe because my hands is all over them shits while she's asleep?!?!?!

OH!!!!

0:39
First time ANYthing's been between those sum'bitches in years.

Nice gut @ 0:42

HOLY CRAP!!!!! This is like the funniest thing I'v seen in a long time. lol

the lady at 0:38 made me spit out my ramen. When I see her I swear she's dreaming about fried chicken

hahahaha

hmm... my penis is nicknamed kush, and would work just as well

is that a real ad? i can't tell what's legit or satire these days =\

I think I just kushed my pants watching that! I need to go home, it's been a long day at work................................

sooo.....boobs are heavy?

zonalpony, this is FAKE! That's totally a photo... wait! It is real! Yeah, seemed like a joke but isn't.

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wtf. I've never known anyone to complain about anything even sort of like that. As a chick with DD's, I think it's safe for me to say that you'd need pretty monstrous boobs for their weight to bug you while you were sleeping.

Also. That thing looks like it would be terribly uncomfortable to try to sleep with like that.

As a dude who read you have DD's I just wanted to say: I want to see them.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Nevr Back Down where Max brought a meteorite sample to a local college, and it turned out to have live organisms on it. The people in the college said Make 7 - up yours, and I want to believe, before shoving the firehose up the alien's ass to pump it full of shampoo.

agreed with 23, big boobs aren't annoying when you're trying to sleep, just when you're going for a run or something and that stick looks super uncomfortable. who would buy this?

@15: She's pregnant, you idiot.

Damn that was a funny post GW! I'll do it for $9.. What, you'll take $8? I'll do it for free!..
ok, I'll pay any woman willing to have me $5 to slip it in between your breasts for 10 seconds.

this must target the uber-obese. them peoples will buy any-thain.

@24 I can hook you up, bro.

I want to be a kush!!!!!

I need one for my butt cheeks

......well I just use a pillow but whatev ahahah

@11:20 PM for your butt cheeks?

@ 30: yes please.

This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages! I disagree w/ 23 and 26... I have DDs, but I think your comfort maybe depends on how you sleep. But anyway, my $10 teddy bear is way cuter than that $55 vinal monster!

Best commercial ever! Give one to Shuna Sand, she'd make it look like a pancake. And hey, Olivia, where do you live?!?

See, ladies, those things were meant to have something wedged between them whenever you're lying down.

Seriously, boys, I have to wear a bra 23 out of 24 hours a day because they're so big they can be uncomfortable if they arent restrained. You may joke and sneer, but I find the Kush to be a considerate, feminine product (snort) made with my needs in mind... as generous as you fellas are by offering your genitals as assistance, i dont think your wangs have the girth to support my DDDs :P Hehehe

much more natural breast supporter between those puppies.

Just smoke some Kush and those babies will feel just fine, with or without those things, i would sure love to give her fun bags some support myself, because thats the kind of the guy i am, im a giver

I could fap to that black chick no joke.

http://gawdimsobored.mybrute.com

Itty Bitty Titty Committee FTW!

GEEZ! Is it manditory for all female Geekologie readers to have DDs+?!?! Ladies really, I only have two hands, two feet and two...no, I only have one of those. Seriously, if all your posts are even remotely true I could drown in boobies. That is how I want to die.

So, the girl from Total Recall (you know who I'm talking about)...does she NOT need this, or does she need two?

I'm going to lose sleep trying to figure that one out (read: rubbing one out)

@ 46 And has anyone even considered the three-breasted cat woman from "Star Trek V"?

ummmm... okay

Also could be used for general vaginal comfort!

So you give large breasts support by wedging this between them, this pushes the top one up and the hence the bottom one down.... good to know.

You know if this is how it is done, my gigantic nads need some support.

ladies?

God, I would offer to support her breasts for free. I'll even massage her scalp for her as she slumbers. And when my shift is over, I hope she doesn't mind me watching her from the shadows...

Or... you could just not sleep boobs down... but that's just my solution...

First, I would like to start with a question:
Why is it that whenever someone says something is "fake" they immediately follow up with, "Look at the shadows."

I mean, there are other contributing factors. Sure, the shadows might be one, but it seems like thats all people come up with. I, personally, think this is because most people have no clue what they are talking about. Therefore, whether it makes sense or not, they just go with, "Look at the shadows." Let's say this IS a fake video, in fact, let's say I made this video. How the hell would the shadows tell you that this is not a legit video?

Second, that looks terribly uncomfortable. I mean, you stick this beastly looking thing between your boobs and then what? They say that its uncomfortable when you sleep without this thing because of the weight of a woman's boobs, but then you put this bulky thing between those bad boys and ....VIOLA! All the weight of the top boob is now pressed down on the Kush, which slowly flattens out the bottom boob while you sleep!

And one more thing, at the end, in the top right it says "'C' Cup or Larger." Is there a Kush store? Because if so, thats where I will be spending all of my free time from now on, sneaking around the Kush store watching large breastes women shove things between there boobs.

"Heaven....
Looks like.....Heaven."

@45 not mandatory.... GW is just that much of a stud ;)

54 -http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/afraid_to_sleep_the_sonic_bomb.php#comment-118984

KUSH store Rep
If you are inquiring about one of these for your butt cheecks we actually have a product for that already it's called the Tush and works on the same basic principle , but please be careful upon insertion.

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just sleep on your back!

Do the deluxe models come with clam chowder or bavarian cream filling?

I don't think that the woman in the ad has to worry about her breasts shifting too much while she sleeps. From what I've seen in the ad, her boobs didn't move much while she was tossing & turning. Either they're old implants or that nightgown top is so tight that it keeps 'em from moving.

Besides, it's all about how you sleep. I've got DDD sized boobs (yay genetics) & I've never really had a problem with them while I sleep. Running & excercising, yes. Sleeping? Nah.

As a side-sleeper with broad shoulders and DDDs, this actually sounds like something I might use (if it was, you know, $40 cheaper).

"For $10 I'll come over and slip my own, much more natural breast supporter between those puppies. Obviously, I'm talking about a rolling pin. Ladies? Come on -- I'll let you make cookies in the morning!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, hysterical, i love it!

There's a lot of explanation to do if your kids find this on your night table.

This is practice for a mammory intercourse.

Sometimes the commentary just writes itself, eh GW?

That's sexist. Men have breasts too.... some of them...not me.... never mind.