Jun 26 2009That's More Like It: 7 Pound, 4.5" Thick Pizza

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Damnnn Good job Man, though I wouldnt eat it.
I can already hear my arteries crying.

That doesn't look like a pizza, I'm pretty sure someone took a picture of the turd I took this morning. lol And people wonder why Americans are so fat...

What the hell is a Majonay? Google was just as confused as I was.

@3 It is a swede you moron..

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max baked 4 and 20 blackbirds into a pie. When the pie was opened the birds began to sing, and Baja comented - Wasn't that a tasty dish to set before the king!

throwing seven pounds of crap in a pan doesn't qualify it as a pizza. It still has to taste good. That does not look like it tastes good.

@4
Mayo

@Andy

Again, you sick bastard, this is not a proper thick pizza. Chicago or no go. Got it? Also, this "pizza" is almost as fruity as all you mybrute douches. Almost.

@6 FTMFW

HORF!

I'm going to start trying to top every geekoloie post from here on out. And no matter what the post is, my rebuttal will always involve throwing crap into a pan.

"What's this?? A gadget that goes between your boobs when you sleep? I can beat that!! I'll start with two and a half pounds of Crisco, rice and a bottle of Jack in a wok....

Hey GW did you say you were on Facebook?

Michael Jackson cause of death revealed...

@4: I'm pretty sure majonays = mayonnaise, lol.

@13

Choking on little boy penis?

@15 Eight year old wiener?

That's not a pizza, its gloiath's spare tire.

I think this looks awesome, the kinda pie you could have one slice of for a meal.. or 2 meals. Don't listen to the 12 year olds or the mom's basement dwellers, keep up the good work.

Tire! Tire! Tire!

not sure about the mayo, but at least he got the bacons right this time

it's impressive in stature, but i don't know how amped i'd be to eat it! the ingredients don't really add up to something i'd call tasty! although i've been wrong before!

@18 Are you the guy? Did you make this? I smell conspiracy.

I love the "And some even thought it was fake, and that's just ridiculous. " I have to assume he is referring to a Daisy post and couldn't possibly be a daily reader of the Geekness or he'd have dismissed that comment outright.

Anyway, the pizza is not fake but, a bit yucky. Shrimp and Mayo??? on a pizza?

@22 - No, he can't be the creator, the shadows are all wrong. And the expressions are a little too authentic.

@15,16, I am shocked at you 2!!!

Michael Jackson was a musical and entertainment genius who derserves- nay, demands you respect. In his lifetime he accomplished things you couldn't fathom in your wildest dreams and it pains me to hear the insipid accusations of his tragic death being "weiner eating" related.

Clearly, his troubled heart was stressed beyond its limits when he donkey punched an 8 year old he was banging from behind.

Some sympathy, please.

The only thing worse than a noob who doesn't understand Daisy is a noob who barely comprehends Daisy.

I appriciate the effort, but those ingredients just don't work...

Can't say i wouldn't try it though...

@25

I was wondering where you were going with your rant, but than you brought it back in check with a donkey punch...nicely played

He could be a daily reader, just not a a daily comment reader...

Who knows...who really knows...

@25

Sorry Moose. Didn't mean to offend you. Here's my apologie --> http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/rip_michael_jackson_has_left_t.php#comment-119877

You might just try making one that doesn't sound so awful, and contains ingredients that actually go together instead of whatever is in your fridge at the moment.

It's humped in the middle ... That sucks .. A pizza has to be flat!

I'd try some but hold the mayo.

BORK BORK BORK!

That is one giant pizza turd.

http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

Stop trying to impress us
Just look up ovengrinders Good place in chicago, BIGGER PIZZAS

Still ugly as fsck, but 4.7" thick?
NOW WE ARE TALKING BUSINESS

25 - well done.

So all I have to do to get on Geekologie is empty the contents of my fridge into a dish and take pictures? Mayonnaise? Shrimp? Asparagus? I'd rather eat at Pizza Hut than eat your trash pie.

It's not the size of your pizza, it's how many days until you can s**t normally that counts.

Daisy, apologize to Andy for pwning him. For heaven's sake, the shadow's weren't that bad.

I notice that there are about 20 fewer comments than usual for this post, because the people who read this site (and comment) EVERY DAY that "this is oooold" can't whine about this one.

But I can. Whine whine whine. Me's a hater.

Wow. It's not pizza, it's horf-pie. Or pizz-ass.
Pineapple, shrimp and mayo? Sounds like what I ate out of Olivia Munns pooper.
So, out of whose ass would YOU eat this?

This doesn't look like a pizza more like a Pie but i guess it has some resemblance to a pizza just because of the ingredients lol

http://akumablaze.mybrute.com

I love the fact that you took it to heart that we thought your pizza was not very impressive. I also love the fact you went out of your way to make up for that fact. So, what I am looking for right now is a swede (you) that can make an even bigger pizza pie! But, you can only use marinara instead of mayo. Come back when you have completed these tasks my swedish friend.

LOL, HE FELL FOR DAISEYS FAKE COMMENTS.

"...I read that blog on a daily basis."

Yeah, never made it to the comments section.

@44 i always found daisey's comments funny, cuz they must always be fake and photoshopped, neva eva real.lol. and lol to u too where he never made it to the comment section.

and to the pizza-man(man said in dutch, so u have to say mahn not men or just say it in bobmarley style) u had me going mm mm mmh till you put that 275g of disgusting mayo on that thick mamah pietza.really i literally burbed in my mouth and had to swallow it so i don't vomit.

GW please stop turning foodstuff into memes, it gets old fast, like with the bacon stuff.

When a pizza is baked into a pie pan, it's not pizza---IT'S A FRIGGIN PIE.

Still, a delicious effort.

only in africa...they can live on that piece a year or two.

Nom nom nom. That looks pretty awesome - although I'm not sure about the mayo part.
@47: Yes, that's a PIEzza \o/

Why the egg Andy? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?

gross, and um, prolly raw in the middle.

@edgeworlds they call pizze "pie", ya douche!

Awww I can 1-up that...... that pizza could be bigger!

GW - the secret is to make the alphabet with your tongue. she'll give you bonus points if you hum the song while you do it.

Did that cook all the way through in the center? It doesn't look like it did but maybe I'm wrong. A slice shot would have been cool to see the layers, but I'm guessing it fell apart easily, huh?

For people saying it looks like a pie, not a pizza, have you ever heard the phrase 'pizza pie'? I think he's well in his rights to call this a pizza.

I'd be curious to try bite of this layered monster, but I'm rather adventurous in eating and willing to try new things.

ಠ_ಠ

THis does not look nor sound good at all.

Andy, I hope you're gonna eat that O.O

Hey! Don't go blaming Americans for this! The guy is measuring in metric. Andy is just a one man force of nature destined to make Europe fatter.

great ..!! that a good way .

My heart hurts just looking at that thing ....

YEEUCK AND DOUBLE YEEEEUCK ...

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Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:

http://burpnassker.mybrute.com

The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!

That is eighty levels of disgusting. D:

Please stop putting those damn pineapples on pizzas!!!

I can make a bigger pizza than this! I can add just as much useless toppings as this guy...anyone up for some elephant mango pizza?

man - after the daisy's comment saying it's fake AGAIN - he will probably make a video of a 6 kg one ... bring it on ...

who da' 'ell puts mayo in pizza?

@All the people who thinks Andy doesn't "get" the Daisy comments:

Did it ever occur to you that maybe he does in fact get the Daisy comments and just put that comment in there to be facetious???

Or am I giving ole Andy too much credit?

Either way, HORF.

It doesnt look very nice...I wouldnt eat it

This is why I hate sequels... The first one was a great pizza, but this is just a bloated mess.