Jun 1 2009Talking Grill Thermometer Talks, Temperatures
The $70 Grill Alert Talking Remote Thermometer is a talking remote thermometer for your grill. You just jam the temperature probe in your choice of meat, push some buttons, and then sit in a hammock and guzzle beer while deliciousness deliciousizes itself. When the meat reaches your predetermined temperature of choice, the thing tells you it's time to slap that bitch on a plate and OM NOM the shit out of it. Pork chop sandwiches! Also, meat probe -- I have one. Ladies?
Talking Wireless Grill Thermometer Helps Cook Steak [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. om nom - June 1, 2009 10:17 AM
first!!
2. om nom - June 1, 2009 10:18 AM
second!!
3. om nom - June 1, 2009 10:18 AM
third!!
**hat trick, you dykes!
4. Watch-303 - June 1, 2009 10:20 AM
good shit, dont have to worry about under or overcooking the burgers now. @1 2 3, shut the fcuk up, seriously.
5. om nom - June 1, 2009 10:22 AM
fourth...go fcuk yourself.
6. Watch-303 - June 1, 2009 10:23 AM
you go fcuk yourself you reatrd. stop posting FIRST!!! and all that stupid shit!
7. ClaMs - June 1, 2009 10:24 AM
First! :D
NOT!
8. austinjames - June 1, 2009 10:25 AM
thats just lazy and its not grilling not to mention your gonna let the juice flow out of the meat and make it dry any way so.. eff that noise
9. catch22 - June 1, 2009 10:26 AM
i dont know.. if you cant cook a burger or a steak like a real man (without the lame "sharper image" crap) then you really have no business on a grill
10. firsttard - June 1, 2009 10:28 AM
FIRST!
11. Brittney - June 1, 2009 10:31 AM
lovely. another way in which americans can be lazy.
12. naas - June 1, 2009 10:40 AM
If you don't know how to cook a steak correctly then this might help out, otherwise anyone who's spent more than 2 hrs collectively in front of a grill knows 2 things - (1) a steak never needs to be flipped over & (2) this thermometer isn't necessary
Happy monday to you
13. McCracken - June 1, 2009 10:45 AM
That is just lazy.
14. dubba - June 1, 2009 10:50 AM
im with #9 & 12
a real man knows how to cook meat... you just know when its done. imbedded in the dna...like a 6th sense or something
... meat sense tingling
... on a related note... dr pepper makes a kick ass bbq sauce
15. THEFIRSTMATT - June 1, 2009 11:00 AM
Nice GI Joe drop.
16. 24-bit whore - June 1, 2009 11:10 AM
I don't know, I think something like this for the bathroom would be better. I could see that baby monitor looking thing saying BEEF when number 2 works for me..... followed of course, by an autoflush and a little robot voice saying THANK YOU FOR YOUR LEAVINGS
17. BK - June 1, 2009 11:30 AM
Does it come with different voice applications? I'd want mine to sound like Paul Rudd. That guy is a hoot. I'd spend the whole time laughing at his cooking comments. Tasty speak, like:
"RAWRR! Rare!"
or
"This steak is well done, sir."
or
"Get me the F out this grill! I'm burning alive!!!!! AHHHHH!"
LOL
Crazy guy........
18. OmniSpyder - June 1, 2009 2:20 PM
Brookstone has been selling that thing for like 7 years... its nothing new... it works but its old...
19. finfan - June 1, 2009 3:02 PM
Your BEEF is done! Thank you FRANK!
Evil Talking BBQ Baby monitor thing Heathen! You shall not go unscathed!
20. Nero - June 1, 2009 3:21 PM
Great invention! It keeps the meat juicy!
21. GLADIATOR - June 1, 2009 3:29 PM
A gadget for the lazy meat lover in your life ...
More than likely he won't need it because he's too lazy to turn on the grill!
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
22. john - June 1, 2009 4:57 PM
where's the beef?
23. Truk - June 1, 2009 9:25 PM
I think we're all missing the most important aspect of this post- the introduction of the word "deliciousizes" .
wow, once in a while a true gem pokes its head through the cr@p stream.
24. Jaded Icon - June 2, 2009 7:52 AM
Perfect for when the wife grills for me. And when I mean wife, I mean yours bitch! She's coming over tomorrow for a little luving and burgers.
25. Captain - June 2, 2009 8:22 AM
Must See!!!
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26. KDJX916 - June 2, 2009 7:05 PM
OK dumb-asses...
This meat thermometer has been around forever, I got one of these for Christmas over 2 years ago. You can't use it for steaks or hamburgers because the probe is too big (that's what she said). This is for large chunks of meat like... a turkey or lamb or a roast - It takes about 1 1/2 hours to barbecue a turkey.. so It is nice to have something that lets you know when your meat is done and no longer contains killer bacteria.
27. Eliot - September 1, 2009 4:27 PM
Watchu talkin' bout, KD???? I use mine all the time for steak & burgers.