Jun 15 2009Tactical Corsets Provide Pew Pew Protection
Tactical Corsets are "high-fashion high-function clothes for empowered women" and are available with or without body armor depending on the level of "action" you see on a day to day basis.
Tactical gear is no longer an all boys club. Tactical Corsets bring female operators MILSPEC features like MOLLE modular pouch attachment webbing and self-adjustable quick-release buckles in a load-bearing carrier designed to support the female form.
Count me in. And by me and I mean you, ladies. Okay, and me. What -- I look good in black! Also, stilettos.
Thanks to Watch-303, who once took out a whole tribe of amazon women but made them all pay for their own dinners.
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Reader Comments
1. orixden - June 15, 2009 11:08 AM
pew pew
2. gizmoduck - June 15, 2009 11:08 AM
pew pew her in the face
3. TJ - June 15, 2009 11:18 AM
great in case of foot pursuit..extra streamline design and measured breathing assistance. oh and a pew pew of my own.
4. STOMPY - June 15, 2009 11:22 AM
This isn't Golaith's body armor. It is his drink stirrer.
5. Muppet - June 15, 2009 11:25 AM
Hot. Very hot.
Yet still not hotter than this little minx: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t-8xiEFRCY
6. Captain - June 15, 2009 11:28 AM
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7. Smart guy - June 15, 2009 11:29 AM
Too bad I can still shoot her through the heart
8. catch22 - June 15, 2009 11:34 AM
what happens if they just ...i dont know.... shoot her in the face
or chest
real life doesnt work like videogames where the less you wear the more protection is granted
9. henree - June 15, 2009 11:41 AM
man, this is HOT!!!
10. DarkDeathRay - June 15, 2009 11:46 AM
You will be seeing stuff like this on every woman in the GI Joe movie.
11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 15, 2009 11:54 AM
@8
Agreed.
12. led screen - June 15, 2009 11:54 AM
wow ..high-fashion and hot ..
13. Pew³ - June 15, 2009 12:00 PM
More pictures needed.
It looks like black pac man is eating her boobs.
14. Leonidas - June 15, 2009 12:01 PM
Finally, female operators get some much-needed protection. Working a switchboard is dangerous, dammit!
15. Erica - June 15, 2009 12:27 PM
This had to have been designed by a man.
16. Amy - June 15, 2009 12:38 PM
I want one of these far more than I'm wiling to openly admit in front of my boyfriend.
17. RK - June 15, 2009 12:43 PM
Let's leave the lungs and heart exposed, and give IIIa protection to the boobs! what a terrific idea, not.
18. RK - June 15, 2009 12:44 PM
...Hey, maybe this outfit will be in the upcoming theatrical release: Tomb Raider vs Madonna
19. Lizzie - June 15, 2009 1:03 PM
If you need to for protection, it's useless... if you need it for fashion, its useless... but I still want one... I don't....know.....why
20. Funeral Balloons - June 15, 2009 1:22 PM
@8
What happens if they shoot her in the face? Same as if you shoot any actual body-armor wearing cop in the face. You're not clever for realizing that torso armor does not protect the head.
21. everlost - June 15, 2009 1:25 PM
What's with her overlarge head? Seems like an odd photoshop choice.
22. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 15, 2009 1:32 PM
@20
You're not clever for failing to realizing that this corset armor does not protect the entire torso like real body armor would. The heart region of the chest is wide open. 1/2 fail to you. Good day.
23. naas - June 15, 2009 2:25 PM
black pac-man.... hahahah
24. Nick - June 15, 2009 2:53 PM
Wonder if this was inspired by the episode of Reno 911! about the same exact thing.
25. catch22 - June 15, 2009 4:01 PM
@20waht i was doing there was quoting dumb & dumber
but then i added to point out the design flaw in that "body armor" should actually armor the body and not leave your lungs and heart exposed
way to ruin a lighthearted post you jerk
26. sokka - June 15, 2009 4:03 PM
@20
The proper response would have been "That's a risk we were willing to take"
27. Watch-303 - June 15, 2009 7:18 PM
I was shocked when I found this.
28. GLADIATOR - June 16, 2009 12:32 AM
High fashion and hot really is the same as painful and uncomfortable
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29. Jaded Icon - June 16, 2009 8:21 AM
I guess this could go with female dignitaries and others who can where these under dresses.....kind of a small market though. Still, if this is all my gf is wearing....is it getting warm?......in my pants?
30. Darth - June 16, 2009 3:52 PM
As you see a ballistic vest can be elegant designed too.
31. Rhialto - June 16, 2009 3:53 PM
those boobs look bulletproof!