Jun 1 2009Still A Virgin: Sale Of Purity Falls Through

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if she loved him she would want to see him happy... even if that means flying across the world to bang a skank for 3 million

...wait...3 mil? hell ill let the guy break my "BEHYMEN" for that kinda money

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I STILL THINK HE SHOULD HAVE SCREWED THAT LITTLE HO

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She should have given up on the whole thing and kept the deposit...and some dignity.

She should have given up on the whole thing and kept the deposit...and some dignity.

FIRST!

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damn.. what do you think geekologie writer? can i sell my virginity ^^?? i'm a 18 yrs old boy, and yes i think every girl would pay to have sex with me ^^ don't u girls? ok place yourbids xD (yes i know i'm a very dirty bitch)

I don't believe in 22 year old virgins...

Hmmm I would have told him tough luck asswipe, I'm keeping the deposit. Fool's should be punished not let off the hook, there would be less stupidity in the world. And hey girl... I'll bust that cherry so good you'll drop me 3 mil......

@12

we got my best friend laid a week before his 30th birthday

...it was a mercy killing

She should have given up on the whole thing and kept the deposit...and some dignity.

Does she come with a certificate stating authenticity?

@2

its $3.8 million... and yeah the guy can have my "cant get a pin in with a jackhammer" tight sweet virgin ass for that money

i mean thats like 4.5 milion in american money

thats enough to turn any exit into an enterance

ill just tell my kids daddy hurt himself at work and will need to sit on a pillow for a few days

She should have given up on the whole thing and kept the deposit...and some dignity.

I think he was overpaying just a tad anyway... you could find a hotter virgin much cheaper!

will she make another auction ?
damn hard feelings for 25OOOO .. she should have kept the deposite .. !!!

@19 are you offering urself ?

what if she is not a virgin after all this ?!

Maybe the big man upstairs is giving her another chance to reconsider this option .... Money ain't everything lady ....

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@23

Why would I want to play a game in less than five minutes? What exactly is the fu%$^&&cking rush?

You also say, '...it's short and easy..." that sounds more like my girlfriend.

3.8m for a butterface whore who probably isn't even a virgin? Pass.

Anyone who pays 3.8 million, or $250,000 for sex is a loser... I pay two fiddy! But really, that deposit was meant to show he was SERIOUS as a bidder, and if he was dumb enough to place it and then tell his wife or not have permission, too bad pal. Shouldn't have wasted her time. I'm really surprised she's even getting that much. She's looking better, but still a chunky girl.. I don't know any girl worth that money. Sad how bad some guys are with women... if they only say, knew about my blog! :p

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PS- I would have kept the deposit and told him to eff off. But then, I'm an asshole, so take that with a grain of salt in your open wound you son of a bitch.

remember kids forgiveness is easier than permission

One 3.8 million dollar hooker, or 3.8 million one dollar hookers... Or even 3.8 one-million dollar hookers...

Wives can be suck cock-blockers

Awww, man. The one thing we don't need in this world is less prostitutes. :(

So... is she available again? I'm in the market for virgins...

This could have been solved sooo easily with a quick "Honey.. I've got to fly to the states for a business meeting..." This turd is just trying to weasel out of a drunken decision.

Can't anyone just go to a 3rd world country and have their pick of virgins? I bet they A: look better. B: can't speak English C: will never try to leverage this whole debacle into a book/reality tv show deal.

A round-trip plane ticket costs a lot less than $3.8mil.

ok, why are they not releasing her real name if her face is all over the public news? It makes no sense

@36

It's not her real face either. It's actually gamer girl...

Oh well,how much is the next winning bid?

My dog offers 10 dog cookies!

She should have given up on the whole thing and kept the deposit...and some dignity.

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She will be a 45 year old virgin by the time this actually happens.

Why fine a 22 year virgion for 3.8 million, when you can get a 18 year old one for a half a bottle of Jameson...

Just sayin...

Anywho, I think the chicks alright lookin, but not as hot as the chicks GW showed us with the fake B00Bs from disney lands "Flash Mountain".

I bid $10 dollars, best offer.

slut.
i'm talkin bout YOU GW!!!
*high five*

Aw man, i want to have sex with her.

Wow.

What a boner kill.

Nothing like a huge disappointment huh. Boy, he must have hated his wife so bad. Uh, I'd be mad too. WTF! He was probably like, "I can't do anything anymore! This marriage is a disgrace. It blows big time. I totally had it. I was almost there, I was so close to banging that chick at auction,man. I SHOULDA NEVER ASKED HER PERMISSION. God I'm an idiot."

That's alright buddy, we all share that same feeling from time to time.

You'd be just as likely to bone a Unicorn than find a 22 year old virgin. Besides, if you've ever had one, you'd know they're not any good at it. Multi Million Dollar FAIL.

I blame the economy.

She should have given up on the whole thing and kept the deposit...and some dignity.

quite a hefty old frau. not a virgin. but doable. ...not by me though.

@28: Really? That's your idea of chunky? LOL, she looks like she's a bit of all right to me. I don't see where she'd be worth any guy paying $3.8 million for, though.

I can't help but wonder if she's doing a bit of a scam. You know, she claims that the deal went through & returned a token amount of money when the deed still took place & she kept the rest of the money. Then she can put herself back up on the auction block & sell herself to another stupid idiot for more money.

Hmm... maybe she's got a good idea, though... Maybe I should lie & put myself up on the auction block as well! I mean, do enough kegels & most guys wouldn't care if my cherry is gone!

HHMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!?!?!??!?!?!!!

I would totally never bone a unicorn...

any ladies out there, im selling my virginity for frizzle, no fatties

@11

i offer $2..... im a guy 2 :P

I perfer sluts over virgins. At least there is a good chance they actually know what they are doing.

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I lol'ed at 54.

Love the WOW reference at the bottom! LOL

She goes from Virgin to Whore in $3,800,000!

3.8 mill she can buy herself a new vagina after that dirty man.

Yeah, I'm really going to pay some girl 3.8 million to let this girl wimper and cry about how much it hurts and then bleed all over my sheets. Sounds great! Seriously, for that kind of money, I'd expect oral, anal, vag and whatever other orifice I want to violate.

Virginity is a laughing matter. There's girls that have sucked more cock than your mum and act like being a virgin gives them some sort of credibility.

Hey, 20 year old virgin here, as long as you're hot, and female, I'll give away my virginity for free.

@ 64

Maybe its your name.......just a suggestion.

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That's no virgin! It's Goliath's Fleshlight!

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3.8 for a pussy???? pshhhhhh bullshit!!

I doubt she's a real virgin. She was probably gonna use one of those fake virginity kits.

This is so old but ...

Hey when they said "everybody's got a price" they weren't kidding. No, I'm sure there are some people who couldn't be bought, but for most of us this is enough; and I consider myself quite moral thank you.

$3.8 million? I'd get gang banged by the Detroit Tigers for that. Once.

I mean,as is the case with most people I'll probably spend the rest of my life getting fucked with anyway....might as well get some green for it all.

So seriously I think she was silly not to keep the deposit and her virginity. Of course I suspect the whole thing is a hoax, but she earned the deposit and he deserves to pay for his mistake.

For $3.8 million I'd let my wife LIVE with the buyer for a year or more. Holy fuck. Set for life, as would be my children, my children's children...