Jun 25 2009So Handsome: Master Chief's Senior Portraits
This is a little gallery of Master Chief's high school senior portraits. As you will see, he was one dapper young lad. And probably the star of the football team. Which means, more than likely, he dated all the cheerleaders and made fun of people like me. Yeah, Master Chief is a jerk.
Hit the jump to see a few of my favorites, then the link to see them all.
Master Chief Gets High School Senior Photos Taken [pwnordie]
Thanks to Heidi, who got to wear the chief's letter jacket when they were dating.
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Reader Comments
1. Timbo - June 25, 2009 12:02 PM
I need to play halo
2. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - June 25, 2009 12:06 PM
hahha that is great
3. Karyn - June 25, 2009 12:06 PM
These are fantastic. My favorite is the second one after the jump.
4. Master Chef - June 25, 2009 12:09 PM
LAME.
5. Stelldragoon - June 25, 2009 12:12 PM
LOL
I wonder what his teachers thought of him
6. FDSY - June 25, 2009 12:17 PM
fuggera
7. Eulalia - June 25, 2009 12:26 PM
Kickass
8. Phillynate - June 25, 2009 12:28 PM
His milkshake brings all of the covenant to the yard...
....and they're like, It's better than yours...
...damn right, it's better than yours
....I could teach you but I'd have to...*sticky grenade* SHIT!!!!!!!!
KAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
9. naas - June 25, 2009 12:31 PM
kabooom
10. Pew³ - June 25, 2009 12:32 PM
So, are we to believe that master chief's helmet is somehow fused to his head?
11. PhilRules - June 25, 2009 12:36 PM
Judging by his weight, I'd venture to say that he was probably in the A/V club and not the football player doing all the cheerleaders. Well, not doing them in real life.
12. Base - June 25, 2009 12:53 PM
Now where can I buy this?
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13. Loves3 Dicks - June 25, 2009 12:58 PM
I spread far and wide for adventurous young men~!
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
14. Pat - June 25, 2009 1:10 PM
I wonder if Olan Mills took these...
15. Jerry - June 25, 2009 1:24 PM
Ha! Really shows you how lame senior portraits are...
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
16. Dylan - June 25, 2009 3:25 PM
Bet he was #1 on the Grifball team!
17. bribios - June 25, 2009 3:52 PM
Don't worry GW, Spartans are eunuchs. No way he got with anything never mind cheerleaders, and if he ever picked on you you could bring up that sore subject. On the other hand, dudes like 7 and a half feet tall and can flip an oversized ATV like a chinese acrobat, so maybe you should just let him make fun of the fact you still use those little rubber things that teach you how to hold a pencil correctly.
18. Daisy - June 25, 2009 4:03 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max wanted to ask Baja to the prom, and decided that the way to ask her would be to build her a cake or something.
19. Jaded Icon - June 26, 2009 6:57 AM
I guess it could be worse.........it could be glamour shots.
20. SHOOK1904 - June 26, 2009 10:20 AM
it could be worse... he could be wearing friendship bracelets.
... oh...nm...
21. jazzman - June 26, 2009 12:17 PM
I 'ont know... i'm just saying... those poses look kinda gay!!!
22. ಠ_ಠ - June 26, 2009 12:35 PM
ಠ_ಠ
23. Jaded Icon - June 26, 2009 7:58 PM
@21
Holy Cr*p! Your right! We must find this imposter and kill him. Everyone knows that Master Chief has no friends, only people he hasn't killed yet......
24. led screen - June 28, 2009 11:38 AM
True !!
25. Wade - June 30, 2009 9:08 PM
HAHAHAHAHA These are so awesome....i want a master chief suit now to make shots of my own :P