So Handsome: Master Chief's Senior Portraits

This is a little gallery of Master Chief's high school senior portraits. As you will see, he was one dapper young lad. And probably the star of the football team. Which means, more than likely, he dated all the cheerleaders and made fun of people like me. Yeah, Master Chief is a jerk.

Hit the jump to see a few of my favorites, then the link to see them all.

Master Chief Gets High School Senior Photos Taken [pwnordie]

Thanks to Heidi, who got to wear the chief's letter jacket when they were dating.

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