Jun 12 2009Skinny Blonde: Australian For Sexy Beer
Skinny Blonde Beer comes from Australia and has a skinny blonde chick on the front of the bottle that, when the temperature gets hot enough, loses her top. And, to give you a demo of this model of modern boobosity, they have the six chicks in the picture above to provide NSFW examples. So, head over to the website (provided you're over 18, or under and don't mind sinning) and give it a go. After watching just the first girl I ordered 30 cases of the stuff. Also, I might have just gotten stuck in a bottle. BWHAHAHAHAH A -- like it's that big!
Skinny Blonde Beer NSFW
Thanks to jlcnuke, who agrees this beer/boob combo is giving explosions and boobs a run for its money.
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Reader Comments
1. OMGFIRST - June 12, 2009 7:36 PM
OMG FIRST OMG OMG IM SO COOOOOOOL
2. garglepuss - June 12, 2009 7:40 PM
1st! I went back and time.
3. Hunter - June 12, 2009 7:41 PM
3rd wasssup now
4. Logos - June 12, 2009 7:47 PM
That is so, so much cooler than the Coors mountains that turn blue when the beer is cold.
5. Daisy - June 12, 2009 7:53 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like a scene in that movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja started a company that sold bikinis on the boardwalk on the beach. To save money they used surplus sutures instead of thread to sew them. Later they found that the sutures were the kind that dissolved and all the bikinis fell apart.
6. naas - June 12, 2009 8:02 PM
@4 agreed, sex sells & so does beer - works for me
7. chrk - June 12, 2009 8:14 PM
good lord... some of those girls heads in that picture are so completely photoshopped to hell (#1, 2, and 4 are super obvious), I wonder if they were way ugly beforehand... actually, i don't even wonder about the one on the far left.
8. Your Mother's Lover - June 12, 2009 8:24 PM
@7 agreed... Not to mention the shadows are all wrong lol... could they seriously not find any better looking blondes in aussie?!? Is the one in the middle wearing a wigg?
9. Pew³ - June 12, 2009 8:31 PM
When I'm thirsty, there's nothing better than a little sexism to wet my whistle.
Pew Pew Pew!!
10. Yea - June 12, 2009 8:34 PM
Great idea destroyed by lack of attractive blonds. Most of the time it is a horrible idea made bearable by the addition of a cute topless blond.
11. Bones C. - June 12, 2009 9:00 PM
Reminds me of shiner blonde...any one else think so. oh well as long as it is alcohol,and it isnt made in a bath tub and toliet. I am good!
12. Alex - June 12, 2009 9:05 PM
Sexy Beer i would like to drink it everyday ........hahah ...with different sex style ....lol....
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13. Brittney - June 12, 2009 9:37 PM
us australians really know how to live. screw explosions and boobs. beer and boobs is the way to go.
AUSSIES FTW!!!!!!!
sorry, i just love my country :)
14. Watch-303 - June 12, 2009 11:16 PM
WIN!!!!!
15. spudz mackenzie - June 12, 2009 11:18 PM
The US needs to get all over this. Somebody patent "Stupid Blonde" beer and slap Paris Hilton & Heidi Montag all over that crap. They could already be naked on the packaging. You know your beer's cold & frosty when their visible STD's disappear!
16. McCracken - June 12, 2009 11:29 PM
Beer sucks. Captain and coke, now that is some tastey stuff. I love me some Captain.
17. Lizzie - June 13, 2009 1:31 AM
that IS great marketing! lol
18. Lizzie - June 13, 2009 1:32 AM
oh yeah, and those chicks are freakin UG-LAY!!
19. NiN - June 13, 2009 3:09 AM
This is bullshit! 3 & 5 are the two best looking ones and for "some reason" (God hates me looking at boobs?!) the temperature bar isn't visible so they can't/won't take their tops off!
20. Tenchi059 - June 13, 2009 3:35 AM
@13: you definitely made a point. I loved booms and boobs as much as any other guy, but have to admit that beer & boobs is even better.
21. Captain - June 13, 2009 6:49 AM
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22. GLADIATOR - June 13, 2009 11:00 AM
They should change the name to Blonde Stripper ... would be more accurate! rofl
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23. Dave - June 13, 2009 11:16 AM
Best. Idea. Ever.
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24. Pat - June 13, 2009 11:31 AM
Wow, that was the best use of my time today.
25. 3.14chan - June 13, 2009 11:51 AM
1. click "in I am over 18"
2. see what you have to see
3. refresh
4. click I wish I was over 18
26. C-money - June 13, 2009 11:55 AM
ButterFaces!!! Make sure you drink lots of this beer before you go down south....
27. Nightfall - June 13, 2009 12:23 PM
I never understood why you need women to sell alcohol. Beer - It gets you drunk! There sold...
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28. Derrick - June 13, 2009 1:54 PM
GW, give us more NSFW stuff like this!!!
29. Breakup Makeup - June 14, 2009 12:34 AM
THATS SO SMART!!!!!
30. commandrea - June 14, 2009 2:11 AM
Blonde Bombshell in a can from Lake Conroe, Texas. It's the shit. Don't know about this fancy label glass bottle crap but I'm sure you'd rather see a real woman (not a real blonde, maybe, but don't get persnickity) and Texas girls mow the lawn topless (well at least my aunt does. but she's from Temple, Texas- the city girls are about two beers more prude than her though...
31. brownkidd - June 14, 2009 11:37 AM
Sweet article. Where'd you hear about it? Where'd you get the pic in the header? It looks just like the pic that I had to screengrab from the beer's site that I used for the article that I wrote for ALBOTAS.COM. I guess not citing your sources makes you seem more legitimate. Maybe I should start making up fake tipster names at the end of posts on my site too, but hey, it could all just be a big coincidence, right?
32. Art - June 14, 2009 1:56 PM
I'm waiting for a "Fat Amber" or a "Chocolate Stout" from this company, personally. ;-)
33. Jaded Icon - June 15, 2009 8:18 AM
@ 16
WTF!! HOW DARE YOU! Beer was handed down from the gods and delivered to earth by beautiful Valkyries. Captain was given to you by a one armed check out clerk from your local grocery store named "Mac". Go drink your sissy "Coco-Cola" somewhere else and drink like a f*cking man!
34. Jaded Icon - June 15, 2009 8:20 AM
@ 16
Unless you are a woman and then it is perfectly alright and you should call me......but if you ARE a man, f*ck off.
35. MAX - June 15, 2009 10:07 AM
Are they supposed to take their clothes off? Cus all i see is a picture when I click the girl. WHY!!
36. ultradev - June 15, 2009 10:48 AM
Yeah ... what the hell?! Did I miss it? Did they change the site after all the publicity? I can't see a temperature bar ... just pics of the girls. I hate being denied boobage! It's like high school all over again :(
37. Rhialto - June 15, 2009 11:00 AM
I know these Aussies,years ago i've worked with them.They'll deny it but it's gravity what causes these tops sliding off.
38. Breasts McGee - June 15, 2009 7:56 PM
How do you make em pop out their boobies?
39. Kretin - June 16, 2009 5:57 AM
Oh yeah, right, sexism sells and so on. Maybe all you dateless wonders need this to see ANY boobs AT ALL. Personally, I prefer real ones. Sorry guys, don't need this shit.
40. antikretin - June 16, 2009 7:02 AM
@39 somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed...why? ur gf dumped u? =P
41. Baron - June 16, 2009 11:09 AM
Hmmm, just appers to be images of them as normal. Have they removed the temperature option?