Jun 26 2009Samurai Swordsman Cuts Baseball In Half
Resident samurai Isao Machii returns, this time cutting a launched baseball in half. Unfortunately, it took him two tries. I could have done it in one, making a second ball obsolete. Rollerblading accident. It unraveled.
Japanese Samurai Slices Pitched Baseball In Half [totalprosports]
Thanks to Dan, who once chopped a thrown bowling ball in half with laser vision.
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Reader Comments
1. DCLeisurist - June 26, 2009 4:44 PM
First!!!
Balls, huh huh.
2. Daisy - June 26, 2009 4:49 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max travels to a sushi restaurant Okinawa looking for a man who can make him a sword.
3. Shoopuf Disaster - June 26, 2009 4:54 PM
I think the most amusing part of this isn't neccisarily the act itself, but the host's face at 28 seconds. xD
4. Whatever... - June 26, 2009 4:54 PM
@DCLeisurist, first eh? First c*ock sucking f*ckwit. Sad little sh*t who sits there hitting refresh looking for new articles... Such a f*cking c*nt.
5. Whatever - June 26, 2009 4:57 PM
@Shoopuf Disaster , it's at 29 seconds actually, you stupid f*cker.
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8. Last - June 26, 2009 5:02 PM
Last. =<
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10. Ollie Williams - June 26, 2009 5:16 PM
I would f*ck the shit out of that little redheaded asian chick.
11. STOMPY - June 26, 2009 5:18 PM
@1
You're a douchetard
@5
Go suck MJ's dead cold balls
@6
Join #5 and suck his balls whilst he sucks MJ's
@7
Go open a vein and die
@8
Get ready cause I'm about to donkey punch you dumb arse
@9
Get ready cause when I'm done with #8 I'm gonna skull fack you
12. Writch - June 26, 2009 5:30 PM
i'd hit that
13. ~zeus~ - June 26, 2009 5:30 PM
STOMPY
go suck a duck, you heard me; A DUCK!
GW: the katana dude is getting wary old wary fast
14. STOMPY - June 26, 2009 5:33 PM
~zeus~
This is the only duck i'd suck if a woodchuck could suck duck
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/393583-191098-darkwing-duck_super.jpg
15. Jerry - June 26, 2009 5:44 PM
I gotta get me one of them. Not that I could wield it or anything.
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16. Anonymous - June 26, 2009 6:02 PM
The only thing that could make this better is if he had those whicker samurai hats haha
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17. firstgold - June 26, 2009 6:13 PM
I'm surprised it took him 2 tries, I mean he could hit a 7mm soft gun bullet on the first try... maybe he's getting a little rusty...
18. Lizzie - June 26, 2009 6:15 PM
wow... the board is pretty hostile today :P
19. ~zeus~ - June 26, 2009 7:00 PM
STOMPY nice 1, my hat is off to you sir
@17 next it will be a watermelon and the GW is going to post it anyway because he loves hes big sword
@18 must be one of those days
20. Jaded Icon - June 26, 2009 7:46 PM
The myth about samurais and their invincibility when it comes to swords is, pardon the pun, a double edged blade. A real samurai that specializes in the sword IS very impressive. Unfortunately everyone expects superhuman feats from them and when they don't slice through metal doors people are disappointed. I think its still cool as hell.
21. Reaper - June 26, 2009 8:32 PM
its funny how the GW always says he slices it in half, although its never actually in half.....still cool as hell
22. arakuto - June 26, 2009 9:02 PM
Daisy is at it again...this time with a facebook! hahaha
23. unimpressed - June 26, 2009 11:17 PM
Hmmmm, while this is very cool to see, I don't see how it is that impressive ... people hit baseballs with bats just as, if not more, accurately on a daily basis. He just used a sword(which he is expertly trained with) instead. That being said, again this is very cool, just not impressive.
24. fffp - June 27, 2009 12:05 AM
thats the way i wanna cut my sandwiches !!!
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25. KittenGore - June 27, 2009 7:53 AM
Nice. Not to mention I'd f-k his brains out, not the samurai, the sword. Ambulance!
Just kidding but that guy is smoking, yum!!
26. Jaded Icon - June 27, 2009 11:27 AM
@ 23
Oh? So when you hit baseballs the bat is at your side in a sheath? Wow! Why dont you video this and post it. I would take back all those nasty things I said about you to your sister while I was banging her. HA HA HA, j/k we weren't talking about you....
27. led screen - June 28, 2009 11:48 AM
thrown bowling ball in half with laser vision
28. GLADIATOR - June 28, 2009 1:47 PM
Gives new meaning to sushi balls?
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29. Beastman AIDS - June 28, 2009 4:26 PM
did ninja sword died?
30. jazzman - June 28, 2009 6:39 PM
that mofo off da freaking chain
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