Jun 26 2009Samurai Swordsman Cuts Baseball In Half

Resident samurai Isao Machii returns, this time cutting a launched baseball in half. Unfortunately, it took him two tries. I could have done it in one, making a second ball obsolete. Rollerblading accident. It unraveled.

Japanese Samurai Slices Pitched Baseball In Half [totalprosports]

Thanks to Dan, who once chopped a thrown bowling ball in half with laser vision.

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First!!!
Balls, huh huh.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max travels to a sushi restaurant Okinawa looking for a man who can make him a sword.

I think the most amusing part of this isn't neccisarily the act itself, but the host's face at 28 seconds. xD

@DCLeisurist, first eh? First c*ock sucking f*ckwit. Sad little sh*t who sits there hitting refresh looking for new articles... Such a f*cking c*nt.

@Shoopuf Disaster , it's at 29 seconds actually, you stupid f*cker.

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I would f*ck the shit out of that little redheaded asian chick.

@1
You're a douchetard
@5
Go suck MJ's dead cold balls
@6
Join #5 and suck his balls whilst he sucks MJ's
@7
Go open a vein and die
@8
Get ready cause I'm about to donkey punch you dumb arse
@9
Get ready cause when I'm done with #8 I'm gonna skull fack you

i'd hit that

STOMPY
go suck a duck, you heard me; A DUCK!

GW: the katana dude is getting wary old wary fast

~zeus~

This is the only duck i'd suck if a woodchuck could suck duck

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I gotta get me one of them. Not that I could wield it or anything.

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The only thing that could make this better is if he had those whicker samurai hats haha

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I'm surprised it took him 2 tries, I mean he could hit a 7mm soft gun bullet on the first try... maybe he's getting a little rusty...

wow... the board is pretty hostile today :P

STOMPY nice 1, my hat is off to you sir

@17 next it will be a watermelon and the GW is going to post it anyway because he loves hes big sword

@18 must be one of those days

The myth about samurais and their invincibility when it comes to swords is, pardon the pun, a double edged blade. A real samurai that specializes in the sword IS very impressive. Unfortunately everyone expects superhuman feats from them and when they don't slice through metal doors people are disappointed. I think its still cool as hell.

its funny how the GW always says he slices it in half, although its never actually in half.....still cool as hell

Daisy is at it again...this time with a facebook! hahaha

Hmmmm, while this is very cool to see, I don't see how it is that impressive ... people hit baseballs with bats just as, if not more, accurately on a daily basis. He just used a sword(which he is expertly trained with) instead. That being said, again this is very cool, just not impressive.

thats the way i wanna cut my sandwiches !!!

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Nice. Not to mention I'd f-k his brains out, not the samurai, the sword. Ambulance!

Just kidding but that guy is smoking, yum!!

@ 23

Oh? So when you hit baseballs the bat is at your side in a sheath? Wow! Why dont you video this and post it. I would take back all those nasty things I said about you to your sister while I was banging her. HA HA HA, j/k we weren't talking about you....

Gives new meaning to sushi balls?

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did ninja sword died?

that mofo off da freaking chain

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