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Robot Displays Emotions, Doesn't Have Any

June 24, 2009 / apocalypse, bad bad leroy brown jenkins, bad ideas, creepy, design fail, emotions, geez, i don't care if it's a pleasure model i'm not going anywhere near that thing, robots, scary, we're all gonna die!, wow could you have made it any more creepy looking, wrong, wtf were you thinking

In an ironic twist, an emotionless robot has been programmed to physically display emotions using it's face and body. It is one of the scariest looking robobastards I've seen and IT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ITS ACTIONS MEAN. It's like asking a robot if it knows what love is. You know what they say? Human blood.

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Thanks to Taylor, Julian, Vicki, FDSY, andrewk, Dr. Thrasher, Romeo and Matthew, who know it's okay to eat robots 'cause they don't have any feelings.

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