Jun 23 2009Only In Latvia: Secure A Loan With You Soul

id totally sign that

does it work if your married?

how do they collect on a default?

FIRST!

@3 you're 3 minutes too late

@1
I think it depends on how said vows were worded. There are most often loopholes to everything.

Was ones soul promised to your significant other at one point or another?

@4 i think thats the point (observing his/her name)

I don't have a soul

we used to play cards in highschool and bet souls

i own like 5 of my firends

...now that i think of it joey owes me like 8 souls

(only need to play with the winnings folks!)

To bad I sold my soul on the New York Stock Exchange. I'm rich!(on paper)

@9 poor bastard is rowing the "soulboat" alone

"way to breathe no breath"

ahhh, latvia. where the tall corn grows and the west begins.

I'm gonna get a loan, spend it on an xbox, and then say F-You! I'm atheist bitch!

I invested in souls back in '76 and now I'm a millionaire. Suckers!

I lost everything in the Soulmarket. Now I steal them.

Ironically I keep them in a secure account in Seoul South Korea. Hmmmmmm.

I bought into some souls on the black market. Now that the economy is crashing I'm totally upside down on a few souls. I'm just trying to maintain the upkeep.

Hey people it's a buyers market right now. I'd just like to break even. Cheap souls for sale!!

So what's the going rate? I might be interested in selling a few that I have collected over the years.

why $100-$1,000? do they want some souls more than others?

http://wailea.mybrute.com/

white people have no soul.

Thats nothing, one time I sold my sole for some bacon shoes and when they tried to collect I had the Karate kid duel Steve Vai in a guitar off to win it back...

Man, I think I'm starting to sound like Daisy...

Black people have no chance.

I wonder if I could use a soul that I got from someone else...

i live in Latvia and this is first time i hear something like this.
Cannot find anything about that firm on internet. :(
wanted some money :D

Makes me think of the upcoming Paul Giamatti Film, Cold Souls
http://coldsoulsthemovie.com/

PS: might wanna fix the title grammar~

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max made a deal with the devil to secure the return of his beer and his chrissy. Max's eagerness to sign the contract confused the devil, and made him so sick he puked up chrissy and the beers.

Like Bart Simpson, I sold my soul and now automatic doors don't open for me.

OMG! next thing you know, satan is gonna come up here and be like "WTF guys? i thought this was my thing?"

@25 see #10

How much would it suck to only have a soul valued at $100?

http://horrorthon.blogspot.com/2009/06/only-in-latvia-secure-loan-with-you.html

are there many other Geekologie plagiarizers I'm not aware of?

Hello, shoe store?

Can I just point out that this has been up for quite a while without me even mentioning the typo in the headline?

Wait...damn.

@31

I didn't even see that til now. O.o

a Latvian firm is offering loans of 50 to 500 Latvian lats ($100 to $1,000) secured only by your immortal soul.

he he... i'm collecting souls either:)
BTW - i'm latvian :)

@32 What has been seen cannot be unseen.

What's the name of this Latvian firm? Lucifer?

They're going to be a hell lotta busy but succesful?

Probably a publicity stunt?

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