Jun 11 2009Oh Snap -- You Just Got PEW PEW PEWed!

I don't even have windows in my apartment OR car but that didn't stop me from buying $6,000 worth of Solar Gard Window Films. Because, you know what they say, "Pew makes the world go round". No? "Kill two birds with one laser"? A-ha! "All you need is pew." Amen to that.
Animated gif [threadbombing]
Thanks to TeckniX, who sure knows how to brighten a Geekologie Writer's day.
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Reader Comments
1. Daisy - June 11, 2009 5:42 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. YOu can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movcie Never BAck Down where Baja PEWPEWPEW'd max, and he PEWPEWPEW'd all over her, earnming the movie an R rating.
2. Chuuie - June 11, 2009 5:42 PM
I want to be a cute little asian girl pewpewing! Instead im a fat little white girl rolling crits... not nearly as hot :(
3. Human - June 11, 2009 5:43 PM
haha! cool... this sight is so entertaining when you hate your job... :)
4. Chuck Nunchuck - June 11, 2009 5:46 PM
she is clearly saying "breast" at the end. i can almost....hear it.
5. Nick - June 11, 2009 5:48 PM
Hot. Once again, though, no links. What's becoming of you?
6. bribios - June 11, 2009 5:54 PM
Asian girls rarely have tight stomachs and they usually smell funny, but gawdam they are cute.
7. Stagg Chimp - June 11, 2009 5:58 PM
Now why can't the Japanese manufacture HER as a fully functional robot??
Oh.. hold on.. looks like they can.
*searches for credit card*
WIN!
8. Sashimi Tidbits - June 11, 2009 6:01 PM
Awww, she's adorable. Definitely brightened up my day.
http://www.sashimi-tidbits.com/
9. Beep Bop Bowp - June 11, 2009 6:03 PM
@3: You right!
I can't get through my workday without this site. It's also the reason I can't get all my work done.
10. fffp - June 11, 2009 6:05 PM
What a Hottie ...
WARNING: http://efooo.mybrute.com , addictive game!!
11. scurl - June 11, 2009 6:12 PM
this reminds me of the phrase hachi machi.
12. Pepe la PEWPEW - June 11, 2009 6:13 PM
mmmmm hot asian girl that goes PEW PEW!!!!!
and shes all set up with handle bars ...... dreamgirl
13. bizzle rizzle - June 11, 2009 6:15 PM
This is bound to get edited before the week is over. Hmm..Maybe I should do the honours..
14. gizmoduck - June 11, 2009 6:18 PM
PEW PEW PEW ZAP ZAP
15. MyTaintItches - June 11, 2009 6:19 PM
first off, this chick is sexy as hell
In all honestly, if I can find a mail order bride that looks just like her I'm serious.
I like how shes got that soft belly.
Shes real pretty too and I'm not even into asian girls.
Can someone find me a mail order bride for a little commision?
I'm gonna PEW PEW PEW all over my belly thinking of my new wife.
Can someone really help me out finding a hot asian like her? I dont care what specific natinoality as long as the asian looks just like here. Sexy and creamy.
16. asher - June 11, 2009 6:28 PM
i'd be all over that if she put on maybe, 20-40 lbs
17. The Baird - June 11, 2009 6:29 PM
is goin to Japan and China in july cant wait and this is the main reason
18. Pew³ - June 11, 2009 6:34 PM
PEW PEW PEW!!!!
OMGWTFBBQ!
19. The Lonely Island - June 11, 2009 6:36 PM
Dear Adam Sandberg I have some new lyrics for you...
"I just refreshed Geekologie and I Pew Pewed in my pants."
20. GLADIATOR - June 11, 2009 6:58 PM
Oh snap!!!! I sense that this will be my new avatar!
PEW PEW!!!!
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Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
21. eron - June 11, 2009 7:00 PM
Evolution has made its choice, no doubt they're years away from us.
22. Drysdale - June 11, 2009 7:01 PM
What's her name?
23. Watch-303 - June 11, 2009 7:12 PM
HOTTT! OFF THE SCALE HOT!!
24. Adam - June 11, 2009 7:25 PM
I don't care what she is selling, I'll buy it.
25. Paul - June 11, 2009 7:42 PM
I think I'm in love.
26. bendizle - June 11, 2009 7:42 PM
i would pew pew her.....if you know what i mean....
27. Ross - June 11, 2009 7:45 PM
a pew in time save 5 x pews?
28. ikiness - June 11, 2009 8:15 PM
Not usually a fan of asian women but in this case, I certainly would!
29. Kenji - June 11, 2009 8:24 PM
omfg that is too adorable.
30. Round Eye - June 11, 2009 8:28 PM
Wow. shes AMAZING! SO AMAZING! i wanna pew pew in her rice bowl
31. Boost - June 11, 2009 8:44 PM
Damnit asian chicks are hot.
Too bad they sound like a 3 year old infant.
32. KDUBBLL - June 11, 2009 9:09 PM
I want to stick my weiner in one of her pew pews.
33. AsianInvasion - June 11, 2009 9:13 PM
@2
no one feels bad for you.
34. ted - June 11, 2009 9:56 PM
@ 31 too bad your grammer is that of a three year old infant
35. 3.14chan - June 11, 2009 10:18 PM
Where is this from?
No source?
36. Brianna - June 11, 2009 10:24 PM
I would honestly go gay for this woman.
37. shorty - June 11, 2009 10:28 PM
Not all Asian girls sound like snow white - its how they talk in Hong Kong and Japan sometimes - I don't know why they like that - guess it goes hand in hand with the pantie dispensing machines. As an Asian girl myself - I wish that whole flawless skin and all over skinny stuff ran with all of us! For some odd reason I never see asian girls like this in the US.
38. nadalo日本にいます。(also in Japan) - June 11, 2009 10:32 PM
あいしてる!!! あいしてる!!!あいしてる!!!あいしてる!!!あいしてる!!!
39. Chuck Nunchuck - June 11, 2009 10:36 PM
Actually, #34, #31 began both sentences with capital letters, you did not. He also ended his statement in a period, which you also, did not do. Your username 'ted' isn't capitalized as well, unless I'm wrong and you're using it as a verb.
40. Britty - June 11, 2009 11:06 PM
Ted, your critique of 3 was a bit absurd, considering the fact that you spelled "grammar" wrong.
41. Frank - June 11, 2009 11:14 PM
Solar Guard...must buy solar guard....
42. What's this? IT'S AN - June 11, 2009 11:27 PM
ERECTION
43. h3llbring3r - June 11, 2009 11:50 PM
She's super cute; However, I think she is an android- some kind of super advanced Japanese robotic seductress. Her belly button is what clued me into this, because it is impossibly deep for such a petite PEWPEW goddess. I think it is some sort of power plug orifice, or maybe some kind of I/O port.
After watching the loop for a while it's all I see, then a wink, then that inviting chasm of a belly button again . . . I NEED MY PILLS!
44. Amaranth - June 12, 2009 12:00 AM
you guys are hilarious, not every Asian girl is Japanese. This girl is clearly Korean not Japanese, you can tell by the facial features.
45. pewpew - June 12, 2009 12:05 AM
i want to pew pew in her belly button
46. JakUB AtMost - June 12, 2009 2:14 AM
Whoa I like Her!
47. Valk - June 12, 2009 3:03 AM
44 is right. im asian myself and i can tell shes clearly korean. and one look at the guy behind which pretty much has "korean" stamped across his forehead.
either way, i'd still pew pew that. :D
48. Memememe - June 12, 2009 3:28 AM
#37: If you call yourself shorty, you are clearly a Filipino, not a real asian.
#44: Yup. It seems as if only people that have been around a lot of asians can tell. Or people that have watched a lot of Korean dramas. Seems like there are many non Koreans that watch that shit.
Also, Koreans live window tint.
49. Erica - June 12, 2009 4:12 AM
She's so damn cute. I love her soft belly too.
50. encoder - June 12, 2009 4:25 AM
WHO THE HELL CARES?
can someone fetch me her hone number? pleeeeeeease!
i buy a beer factory.
51. pervy mcstevens - June 12, 2009 4:36 AM
not too bad, i will stick to men though!
52. beat you to it - June 12, 2009 6:49 AM
Muahahha she's already my avatar.
53. Bones C. - June 12, 2009 6:59 AM
Oooooh!! I'll take two please, you can send them right over. oh and please put it on my account.
54. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 12, 2009 7:18 AM
Happy Friday everyone! To bad I'm at work, or else I'd rub the knob. Oops! I just hit the desk. Now if I can just...oh yeah. That's the stuff. God damn I love office chairs!
55. matt - June 12, 2009 7:26 AM
best. post. ever.
56. Jaded Icon - June 12, 2009 7:34 AM
If you guys ever go to import car shows you would see women like her all the time! I'm not that into cars, but it gives me a great excuse to take pics with hot chicks! And this one, for the record, is hot. I love Korean, Japanese and Hmong girls!
57. Gargamel - June 12, 2009 8:10 AM
Can someone please explain to me why I can't stop watching this? I think I've already watched it like 20x....no, seriously.
58. new school old school .com - June 12, 2009 8:18 AM
its kinda funny watching the dude behind her look at her then fold his lil geek convention map thingie over and over.
59. diseaseinfestedcorpse - June 12, 2009 8:23 AM
jesus im in japan right now and they dont all look like her. nom nom nom
60. Raven1666 - June 12, 2009 8:51 AM
OMG KAWAII!!!
PEW PEW!!
^.^
61. catch22 - June 12, 2009 9:13 AM
@56 thats why i own a pristine SVX its amazing how cute girls you see anywhere at random will pose and get freaky when you take out the camera and say can i have a pic of you modeling my car.... i got quite the wonderful collection
62. soundwave superior - June 12, 2009 9:47 AM
I love her. I shall spend the rest of my life tracking her down and making her the hottest wife ever. I'm sure she'll comply because, after all, I am an american. And what asian chick doesn't dream of marrying an american...stud?
63. Bashful Kamikaze - June 12, 2009 9:58 AM
Silly Koreans. They give other asians a bad rap when it comes to that whole "being smart" stereotype.
It's not spelled Solar GARD Window Films.
It's spelled Barely Legal Asian Films.
64. Alex - June 12, 2009 10:11 AM
Wow....I think I'm in love too .....lol.......
http://www.ledscreenchina.com
65. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 12, 2009 11:40 AM
How cute.
66. tonyvstudios - June 12, 2009 11:49 AM
My wife who is Japanese is always doing the PEW PEW thing to me, but she uses another finger...hmmmm I think she's not doing it right?
maybe if I show her this video...Honey can you come in hear?
WTF SLAP SLAP
she didn't find it funny at all, now I have to eat cold rice for dinner.....sigh.
67. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 12, 2009 11:55 AM
@65
She's still not as cute as you. Can I haz Brownie points now?
68. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 12, 2009 12:15 PM
67 - +3points.
69. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 12, 2009 12:20 PM
Yesh!
70. Erica - June 12, 2009 1:23 PM
That's it. We need to find the name of this girl.
71. LuvnAzins - June 12, 2009 3:33 PM
Damn they're cute. We need more in Texas.
72. Lord of the horse beaters - June 12, 2009 3:34 PM
Wheres quagmire when you need him lol, I can here the lines now...
73. wow - June 12, 2009 4:29 PM
I CAME!
74. Danny - June 12, 2009 5:01 PM
does anyone know what her name is, or even the convention this event was?
75. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 12, 2009 5:21 PM
72 - Giggidy Giggidy pigtails, aaaaallright!
76. a dog - June 12, 2009 5:43 PM
@44
That's something people say to sound like they're so in the know with asians. That girl could EASILY be Japanese. They aren't friggin cookie cutter over there.
77. arcaneaddict - June 12, 2009 6:13 PM
id wouldnt mind given her my pew pew XD
78. Russmann - June 12, 2009 10:42 PM
is she Taiwanese or Japanese?
the Pew Pew thing is very popular, especially in Osaka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHdEbRDdMiI
79. Frank Glover - June 12, 2009 11:08 PM
Solar Guard? What Solar Guard...?
80. Captain - June 13, 2009 6:42 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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81. solar guard - June 13, 2009 8:59 AM
Help! I can't.... stop... fapping... to.... asian.... pron...
Damn you GW for posting this! I'm going to be the first person married to a .gif... my parents are going to be pissed
82. Tin - June 13, 2009 9:22 AM
@78
She is definitely Japanese..............(checking)................ Oh wait, Taiwanese chics also looks pretty effing good!!. I'm lost ROFL
83. Gando - June 13, 2009 10:45 AM
Is this a robot or a real human?
84. CGP - June 15, 2009 3:37 PM
don't know if its been mentioned yet but her name's Jihye Yuk, she's a korean model.
photos here: http://image.search.naver.com/search.naver?where=image&query=%EC%9C%A1%EC%A7%80%ED%98%9C&ie=utf8&sm=tab_txc
85. Mirick - June 15, 2009 6:06 PM
I thought it was Hwang Mi Hee. Guess not!
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=hwang%20mi%20hee&sa=N&tab=wi&um=1
^ jesus christ
86. Aru-San - June 17, 2009 10:22 PM
this is one of the many reasons i love asian chicks they're so effin KUTE O_o
87. azzy - June 19, 2009 9:50 AM
Asia isn't just made up of Chinese and Japanese, you know...
88. dvxcv - June 28, 2009 5:57 AM
helllllllllloooooooooooooooooo the is an american girl!!
89. LaE - July 8, 2009 4:31 AM
I can't stand hard American women body. When they hit 30, they look old. She's a hotty and extremely cute.
90. Canadian - July 29, 2009 4:44 AM
#15 - MAIL ORDER brides? Maybe you might have a chance if you make 6 figures and have a last name like Pitt ... There's no shortage of successful , good looking guys in developed asian countries ... let alone respectful. This girl looks like she'll shoot down 99% of the guys out there!
91. DougCaraffini - August 9, 2009 9:56 PM
OMFG! She's so damn cute!!!!!!!
@84 U're a savior! Thanks for the link.
Ahhh It's better I close that page, if not I'll be looking to the pics forever.
92. Asian Sensation - September 15, 2009 3:39 AM
omg...