Jun 11 2009Oh Snap -- You Just Got PEW PEW PEWed!

pew pew.gif

I don't even have windows in my apartment OR car but that didn't stop me from buying $6,000 worth of Solar Gard Window Films. Because, you know what they say, "Pew makes the world go round". No? "Kill two birds with one laser"? A-ha! "All you need is pew." Amen to that.

Animated gif [threadbombing]

Thanks to TeckniX, who sure knows how to brighten a Geekologie Writer's day.

Related Stories
Reader Comments

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. YOu can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movcie Never BAck Down where Baja PEWPEWPEW'd max, and he PEWPEWPEW'd all over her, earnming the movie an R rating.

I want to be a cute little asian girl pewpewing! Instead im a fat little white girl rolling crits... not nearly as hot :(

haha! cool... this sight is so entertaining when you hate your job... :)

she is clearly saying "breast" at the end. i can almost....hear it.

Hot. Once again, though, no links. What's becoming of you?

Asian girls rarely have tight stomachs and they usually smell funny, but gawdam they are cute.

Now why can't the Japanese manufacture HER as a fully functional robot??

Oh.. hold on.. looks like they can.

*searches for credit card*

WIN!

Awww, she's adorable. Definitely brightened up my day.

http://www.sashimi-tidbits.com/

@3: You right!

I can't get through my workday without this site. It's also the reason I can't get all my work done.

What a Hottie ...

WARNING: http://efooo.mybrute.com , addictive game!!

this reminds me of the phrase hachi machi.

mmmmm hot asian girl that goes PEW PEW!!!!!


and shes all set up with handle bars ...... dreamgirl

This is bound to get edited before the week is over. Hmm..Maybe I should do the honours..

PEW PEW PEW ZAP ZAP

first off, this chick is sexy as hell

In all honestly, if I can find a mail order bride that looks just like her I'm serious.

I like how shes got that soft belly.

Shes real pretty too and I'm not even into asian girls.

Can someone find me a mail order bride for a little commision?

I'm gonna PEW PEW PEW all over my belly thinking of my new wife.

Can someone really help me out finding a hot asian like her? I dont care what specific natinoality as long as the asian looks just like here. Sexy and creamy.

i'd be all over that if she put on maybe, 20-40 lbs

is goin to Japan and China in july cant wait and this is the main reason

PEW PEW PEW!!!!

OMGWTFBBQ!

Dear Adam Sandberg I have some new lyrics for you...
"I just refreshed Geekologie and I Pew Pewed in my pants."

Oh snap!!!! I sense that this will be my new avatar!

PEW PEW!!!!

*
*
*
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:

http://burpnassker.mybrute.com

The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!

Evolution has made its choice, no doubt they're years away from us.

What's her name?

HOTTT! OFF THE SCALE HOT!!

I don't care what she is selling, I'll buy it.

I think I'm in love.

i would pew pew her.....if you know what i mean....

a pew in time save 5 x pews?

Not usually a fan of asian women but in this case, I certainly would!

omfg that is too adorable.

Wow. shes AMAZING! SO AMAZING! i wanna pew pew in her rice bowl

Damnit asian chicks are hot.

Too bad they sound like a 3 year old infant.

I want to stick my weiner in one of her pew pews.

@2
no one feels bad for you.

@ 31 too bad your grammer is that of a three year old infant

Where is this from?
No source?

I would honestly go gay for this woman.

Not all Asian girls sound like snow white - its how they talk in Hong Kong and Japan sometimes - I don't know why they like that - guess it goes hand in hand with the pantie dispensing machines. As an Asian girl myself - I wish that whole flawless skin and all over skinny stuff ran with all of us! For some odd reason I never see asian girls like this in the US.

あいしてる!!! あいしてる!!!あいしてる!!!あいしてる!!!あいしてる!!!

Actually, #34, #31 began both sentences with capital letters, you did not. He also ended his statement in a period, which you also, did not do. Your username 'ted' isn't capitalized as well, unless I'm wrong and you're using it as a verb.

Ted, your critique of 3 was a bit absurd, considering the fact that you spelled "grammar" wrong.

Solar Guard...must buy solar guard....

ERECTION

She's super cute; However, I think she is an android- some kind of super advanced Japanese robotic seductress. Her belly button is what clued me into this, because it is impossibly deep for such a petite PEWPEW goddess. I think it is some sort of power plug orifice, or maybe some kind of I/O port.

After watching the loop for a while it's all I see, then a wink, then that inviting chasm of a belly button again . . . I NEED MY PILLS!

you guys are hilarious, not every Asian girl is Japanese. This girl is clearly Korean not Japanese, you can tell by the facial features.

i want to pew pew in her belly button

Whoa I like Her!

44 is right. im asian myself and i can tell shes clearly korean. and one look at the guy behind which pretty much has "korean" stamped across his forehead.
either way, i'd still pew pew that. :D

#37: If you call yourself shorty, you are clearly a Filipino, not a real asian.

#44: Yup. It seems as if only people that have been around a lot of asians can tell. Or people that have watched a lot of Korean dramas. Seems like there are many non Koreans that watch that shit.

Also, Koreans live window tint.

She's so damn cute. I love her soft belly too.

WHO THE HELL CARES?

can someone fetch me her hone number? pleeeeeeease!
i buy a beer factory.

not too bad, i will stick to men though!

Muahahha she's already my avatar.

Oooooh!! I'll take two please, you can send them right over. oh and please put it on my account.

Happy Friday everyone! To bad I'm at work, or else I'd rub the knob. Oops! I just hit the desk. Now if I can just...oh yeah. That's the stuff. God damn I love office chairs!

best. post. ever.

If you guys ever go to import car shows you would see women like her all the time! I'm not that into cars, but it gives me a great excuse to take pics with hot chicks! And this one, for the record, is hot. I love Korean, Japanese and Hmong girls!

Can someone please explain to me why I can't stop watching this? I think I've already watched it like 20x....no, seriously.

its kinda funny watching the dude behind her look at her then fold his lil geek convention map thingie over and over.

jesus im in japan right now and they dont all look like her. nom nom nom

OMG KAWAII!!!
PEW PEW!!
^.^

@56 thats why i own a pristine SVX its amazing how cute girls you see anywhere at random will pose and get freaky when you take out the camera and say can i have a pic of you modeling my car.... i got quite the wonderful collection

I love her. I shall spend the rest of my life tracking her down and making her the hottest wife ever. I'm sure she'll comply because, after all, I am an american. And what asian chick doesn't dream of marrying an american...stud?

Silly Koreans. They give other asians a bad rap when it comes to that whole "being smart" stereotype.


It's not spelled Solar GARD Window Films.


It's spelled Barely Legal Asian Films.

Wow....I think I'm in love too .....lol.......
http://www.ledscreenchina.com

How cute.

My wife who is Japanese is always doing the PEW PEW thing to me, but she uses another finger...hmmmm I think she's not doing it right?
maybe if I show her this video...Honey can you come in hear?

WTF SLAP SLAP

she didn't find it funny at all, now I have to eat cold rice for dinner.....sigh.

@65

She's still not as cute as you. Can I haz Brownie points now?

67 - +3points.

Yesh!

That's it. We need to find the name of this girl.

Damn they're cute. We need more in Texas.

Wheres quagmire when you need him lol, I can here the lines now...

I CAME!

does anyone know what her name is, or even the convention this event was?

72 - Giggidy Giggidy pigtails, aaaaallright!

@44

That's something people say to sound like they're so in the know with asians. That girl could EASILY be Japanese. They aren't friggin cookie cutter over there.

id wouldnt mind given her my pew pew XD

is she Taiwanese or Japanese?

the Pew Pew thing is very popular, especially in Osaka
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHdEbRDdMiI

Solar Guard? What Solar Guard...?


Must See!!!

http://captain-hash.mybrute.com

--------------------------------------------

Help! I can't.... stop... fapping... to.... asian.... pron...

Damn you GW for posting this! I'm going to be the first person married to a .gif... my parents are going to be pissed

@78

She is definitely Japanese..............(checking)................ Oh wait, Taiwanese chics also looks pretty effing good!!. I'm lost ROFL

Is this a robot or a real human?

don't know if its been mentioned yet but her name's Jihye Yuk, she's a korean model.

photos here: http://image.search.naver.com/search.naver?where=image&query=%EC%9C%A1%EC%A7%80%ED%98%9C&ie=utf8&sm=tab_txc

I thought it was Hwang Mi Hee. Guess not!

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=hwang%20mi%20hee&sa=N&tab=wi&um=1
^ jesus christ

this is one of the many reasons i love asian chicks they're so effin KUTE O_o

Asia isn't just made up of Chinese and Japanese, you know...

helllllllllloooooooooooooooooo the is an american girl!!

I can't stand hard American women body. When they hit 30, they look old. She's a hotty and extremely cute.

#15 - MAIL ORDER brides? Maybe you might have a chance if you make 6 figures and have a last name like Pitt ... There's no shortage of successful , good looking guys in developed asian countries ... let alone respectful. This girl looks like she'll shoot down 99% of the guys out there!

OMFG! She's so damn cute!!!!!!!

@84 U're a savior! Thanks for the link.

Ahhh It's better I close that page, if not I'll be looking to the pics forever.

omg...

Post a Comment

Please keep your comments relevant to the post. Inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed. Email addresses are required to confirm comments but will never be displayed. To create a link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address. You can put up to 3 URLs in your comments.