Jun 6 2009Ninja Boy Could Use A Few More Lessons

just what a fail

Is he even doing ninja moves....?
or is he doing some Dirty Dancing moves?

The first few minutes remind me of the Napoleon Dynamite dance.

He has no friends :(

he's gonna be a virgin for awhile...if not forever.

What I can't understand, is why people film embarrassing crap like this then put it on the internet.

"Hey everyone! Look how much of an ass I made myself!"

Seriously.

kind of looks like hes trying to dance like Michael Jackson.

this is just a bunch of spaz moves in a row.

But it was a bold move to do ninja moves in a jean jacket. It's super hard to do a Flying Crane Strike with 10 pounds of denim on.

Yay! I've wasted 7 mins of my life :) Thank you Ninja Dork! Sadly, I was expecting some flipping out and swords, but alas none :(

Why, why, why, who do people post this stuff on the Internet...?

This is probably a close relative to that 'mybrute.com' turd.

He is a real life Napoleon Dynamite.

I salute you, Ninja Boy *salutes*

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max found out soylant green is made from people. So he made sure to get it cooked well done in the future.

Is this guy doing ninja moves or trying to mimic David Lee Roth?

If you watch the first few seconds of the vid without sound it looks like some ill informed moron trying to do tai chi.

What makes it so pathetic is how he's constantly looking around to see if anyone's watching him. (You know, while a video camera's pointed right at him. Some people aren't too bright.)

He probably expects someone to come up and clock him. Habits are hard to break.

im pretty sure hes autistic or something...

wow he's exactly like me.
Except i can kill people with two fingers, balance on a needle point with my feet, and climb trees in .4 seconds.
i pretty much pwn that joker.

This just made me so uncomfortable. It's so sad when he looks around to make sure no one's looking at his unfathomable dorkness.

I pity da fool
http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/2008/06/02/MrT15.jpg

These 7 minutes are all kind of awesome

This doesn't quite seem like your run-of-the-mill case of social awkwardness, I really think there's some kind of disability here- if so I am a complete bastard for laughing at this (extensively)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

OH WHAT JOY!

DUDE, WAS THIS IN PREPARATION FOR THE SHOW "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?"

YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE MEGA DANCE SKILLS! 11111111

Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:

http://burpnassker.mybrute.com

The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!

i was REALLY hoping he'd get mauled by a bear.

@ #8

The reason why he dawned the jean jacket is so he can look like one of the King of Fighters characters!

Love the flailing arm moves

*Karate chop*

*FATAK ON YOUR HEAD!*

Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:

http://burpnassker.mybrute.com

The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!

This is so rad to the power of sick!

I <3 denim jackets and people that talk to themselves in a creepy whisper.

Well, all I can say is...

EPIC FAILURE!

At least we know that he is capable of lifting his scrawny legs backwards on top of a fallen tree. Because everyone knows how cool that is!...

@ 4:
... anymore.

why did you make me watch this???

and i don't know what version of Never Back Down Daisy watched, but I want to see it really bad.

this is obviously fake

this was gold.

This ninja (read: primabalerina) i think is doing some new style modern kick your ass moves, never saw those, so i suppose they are really dangerous and with a kick he can kill you (you'll die laughing) and it's really adngerous being close to him (you can get a need to make stupid jumps and you'll be laughet on all the internet for the rest of your life)

this is golden.

Really WTF if there was ever a reason the robots turn against us it is because they can't take the embarrasment of being made by the same creatures that just done that, oh by the way i especcialy like his running jump kick its relly funny when he runs his legs kept bendin in looked really retarded

he probably is retarded or has some sort of mental disability.

while he makes fantasy ninja videos to feel better about himself, others post extremely negative comments on internet blogs. who is the real tard?

Damien Walters better watch out!

He's... flexible, I'll give him that.

This guy is obviously really into what he's doing, he should just shell out a few bucks and take an actual martial arts class.

@ 37. yeah... i think hes the real tard still..

This is the top commander of Sweden's defense force doing his morning drill.

Don't make fun of Sweden. Im sure somewhere they're considered close to a formidable opponent.

Looks like he's trying to dance. Whatever it is, it sucks. fail

lol! it like... mr bean's son!!! or something..

i feel bad for him =( he really need a trainer or someone
who would fix his moves. Its really embarrassing watching this
even from the viewers point of view.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs--xManxhE
check my video =D guys

wow, that is a crucial jean jacket

This vid is Rad to the power of Sick. I love the way he looks around before doing his extreme stuff. Already a classic.

Clearly viral marketing for the spiritual successor to Napoleon Dynamite, "Sheldon Shadowfist".

either this is real, or this guy is the next sasha baren cohen

I admire the guy's balls

Not literally but metaphorically. Stressing the metaphorical balls part

This kid needs some Miyagi-san type mentor to teach him how to wax some cars, sweep some hardwood flooring and then he will totally beat the local black belt bullies and snag the girl

He will do this a further two times with with different ultimate moves before he is axed in favour of Hilary Swank. Man that movie sucked

When he tries to climb inbetween the trees it reminds me of Sid the sloth from Ice Age

Awww. Poor little guy. So much fail that it's a win.

ok when he tries to to climb between the two trees. OMG!!! I COULD F***ING DO THAT WITH ME DOOR FRAME WHAN I WAS 6!!! NO JOKE!!!!!!!!!!! how old is this guy? like 20? god help us all!!

Well I am surprised that he actually managed to get as far up those two trees as he did.

I realllly want him to land on a rock when he was doing the over-the-tree tumbles at the end. Think about how much more funny this video would be if it ended with him messing himself up and crying in pain.

I love the part where he does a flip over the log and then picks up a few rocks or something, so that the next time he does it he won't land on them.

I'm amused by the fact thet 'pathetic' showed up only once on the comments. now twice.

gold this is.

He's not doing ninja moves at the beginning. He's practicing for West Side Story. Still needs another two years of jazz tap before he's ready for that though.

He looks hot

and has a nice ass

He's OBVIOUSLY following the "training" rules from this article
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=2098
He'll kill you all someday :D

I hear the Bolshoi Ballet has a few openings. He would look awesome in a tutu. Or even the leotard with padded crotch as long as it was pink.

HAHA! His spindally legs look like they're about flip out sideways at the knee when he runs.
He'd probibly OWN me at high jump though, got to give him that!

thats the gangliest ninja i've ever seen.
I feel sorry for the guy - the internet is not going to be kind to this fellow.

Oooh, someone's on flag squad!

my hero. ^^

@ 2

Watching some of it, it looks like he has done a bit of ninjutsu, but he just starts dancing around randomly most of the time.

It'd be funny if it weren't so painfully awkward. lol

@26 KoF Character, I can only assume you mean Terry Bogart, and he is a complete bad ass. As for this dude, no....no...heeeellll naawwww. That said, I'd challenge him to a spar, I need his contact info STAT!

@13

You can't photoshop a video.

@67

You can. convert it to images frame by frame and edit each frame.
tedious, but possible

@68

Touche.

ahhh. my eyes. =.=

why did i watch all of that/?
...and why was it so entertaining? should i seek medical help?


Am i the only who was reminded of napoleon dynamite?

This guy is not doing martial arts, he is Billy Elliot : The later years.
I love his lack of ... well ... shame for one but his lack of talent is even funnier.
Awesome.

you can import video into photshop cs3 and 4, it's kind of like a aftereffects for starters, but the answer is yes you can

someone needs to edit this video and make a remix with techno music in the background lmao

Those moves were so sick they crashed my computer. Somebody please make a Karate kid-style training montage.

i'm pretty sure i know a dance like this, its called the solja boy idiot version

Must See!!!

http://captain-hash.mybrute.com

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14 attempts before he successfully climbed the trees for anyone that wasn't counting.

I sincerely hope i´m wrong, but i smell a new school massacre by this kid, within the next 5 months

Seems like they managed to capture the dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy after all...

Lol,aren't there any gyms in his area?

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!!!

This guy is totally my new best friend now.

that kid should win a silver medal in the special olypmics just for being able to walk with those huge clown feet. they look like a size 25.

This is fully sick to the power of Napolean Dynamite/serial killer.
Chick, chick boom.

Pascha, the Karate dancer is awesome.

@29 LMAO! That comment just sums it up!

The internetz will rip this one apart im sure.

WHAT A LOOSER....

Um...not straight?

Here's to Ninja Boy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nuZxA_tcsg

He's quirky and geeky and I admire him. I couldn't climb two trees at once if I wanted to, nor can I do a somersault over two logs or push ups while in a back bend. He's not ready for So You Think You Can Ninja but he's awesome in his own way.

That kid has NEVER done martial arts. His kicks have no form, so no strength (besides the fact that he is scrawny). And if he had ninjutsu training he wouldn't be leaning forward as he does when he punches.

Live the dream kid... then get some real chops.

oh dear dear dear..poor unfortunate boy has too much unbalanced salt in his brain... this is painful to watch..i hope he didnt upload this..

Absolutely worth the 7 minutes. The push ups, the weird rainbow arch air humps, the pine cone kick: this surpassed by wildest hopes and dreams. For what it's worth, Ninja Boy isn't a virgin. Your girlfriend saw him and popped like fifty boners and had to have him. You've been cuckolded by Ninja Boy.

Firstly: Dear Mr "Ninja", we would like to start by saying that you are the biggest waste of life and the biggest insult in the history of life towards every martial artist that has lived and will live.

Secondly: We advice you as true martial artists, TAKE A FEW F*****G CLASSES BEFORE YOU PULL OFF ANY OFF THESE GAY ATTEMPTS AND ACCIDENTLY KILL YOURSELF.

And lastly: Even if you accidently succeed in obtaining REAL Ninja skills.DONT EVER try to use them or else we will hunt u down and annilate you in front of ur imaginary f*****g freinds.

Much Love
The DXB Ninjas

Wow, 14 push-ups..... I'm so afraid ;]

yes his gangly limbs and loose-jointed run kicks ass but, @02:33 did he TASTE THE TREE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWTdbPjsBSs

oh and actually I do wish I knew him. I would like to hang out with him, not ironically, but because I imagine he isn't sarcastic, shitty and mean. Not alot of that going around anymore.

woo dont mess

@52 20 YEARS?! OMG!! THAT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER
@53 THAT WOULD BE AWESOME ¡! HAHAHA
@61 HAHA

As terrible as that is, 1:20 -> 1:30 he's pretty good! :D

holy shit...... he uploaded this willingly?