Jun 3 2009Miss Atom 2009: Nuclear Power In My Pants

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So apparently Russia has been holding the Miss Atom contest since 2004 and I have yet to be a guest judge. That's some sauce, Russia. Vodka sauce. Anyways, here is Miss Atom 2009, Yekaterina Bulgakova, who was picked out of the 350 contestants that all work in the Russian nuclear power sector. Nice. Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, I was hoping for three boobs too.

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Russia selects Nuclear Beauties 2009 [mosnews]

Thanks to Void, who slept with like thirty of the contests and now glows in the dark.

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1. t - June 3, 2009 4:11 PM

meep

2. Joe, um, Smith - June 3, 2009 4:12 PM

second! meep meep!

3. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 4:12 PM

FLURST .............(don't hate me)

4. Jew - June 3, 2009 4:12 PM

#2!!!!!

Hey everybody at NPHS, What now. Mad hot BTW

5. Jew - June 3, 2009 4:13 PM

0 WTF GAYYYYYYY i was def 2

7. Redgoat - June 3, 2009 4:14 PM

6th Bitches!

I need a new hobby...

8. naas - June 3, 2009 4:15 PM

Love it GW. Any increase with bikini related posts is FTW. Give the superficial writer a run for the money

9. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 4:22 PM

...and all her friends call her "YEKA".

10. catch22 - June 3, 2009 4:31 PM

so it DOES take a rocket scientist to win a bikini contest in russia

now i know *hums Korobeiniki*

11. FIRSTTARD - June 3, 2009 4:32 PM

FIRST!

12. dubba - June 3, 2009 4:33 PM

@10 i would so play human tetris with her

13. sokka - June 3, 2009 4:39 PM

@12

"In Mother Russia, Tetris plays you"


I totally would

14. yan - June 3, 2009 4:42 PM

*wonder if #11 realises his name links to an actual page*

15. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 4:58 PM

@14

I wonder if he realized he's stuck in first.

16. GLADIATOR - June 3, 2009 5:00 PM

Wow! I think that atom just caused me to "nuke" in my pants! :)


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17. anonymousmcfakename - June 3, 2009 5:14 PM

wasn't this posted by you like 3 days ago, and then taken down?


18. Pew³ - June 3, 2009 5:28 PM

Is the contest held in Russia? That's a pretty nice beach, palm trees, etc. I would say that's my neighborhood except there's no houses blanketing the hillside.

Damn trees taking up all the good view lots.

21. Keithypoo - June 3, 2009 6:28 PM

I want to put my Science in her.

22. henree - June 3, 2009 6:41 PM

3 boobs!?!?! where?

23. Tenchi059 - June 3, 2009 6:43 PM

@ 19 & 20. No, really. You are insulting your intelligence. Don't do it, please.

24. GRAMMARNAZI - June 3, 2009 7:34 PM

Russian nuclear power sector chick. Wow, sounds serious. Hope she wasn't assigned to Chernobyl.

25. che-che - June 3, 2009 7:56 PM

sh!t, my uranium rod totally went into a total meltdown, if you know what i mean !!...anyone?

27. Watch-303 - June 3, 2009 9:10 PM

shes hot!

28. GRAMMARNAZ - June 3, 2009 9:23 PM

Don't get tooooooo excited man.

You should have seen him before the operation.

29. Cyber Rainbow - June 3, 2009 10:27 PM

so they have something useful in Russia besides the oil!

30. Haunted Cruise Ship - June 3, 2009 11:19 PM

This is unrelated but this person is an idiot: twitter.com/noauxiliary

32. Lokuzt - June 4, 2009 5:12 AM

ha! it's fun to see all the losers who got sucked into the "marie gets deflowered" site. now my 2 cents of the evening:
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:P

33. Interested - June 4, 2009 6:12 AM

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34. Captain - June 4, 2009 6:35 AM


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36. Jaded Icon - June 4, 2009 8:17 AM

You can tell she is Russian because of her swimsuit. If it was Florida her bathing suit would be made of dental floss.

But it begs to wonder if her fellow scientists are only attracted to her mind. I'm sure she plays a mean game of chess.....or was it "chest"? Damn Russian accents!!

37. Pat - June 4, 2009 8:34 AM

@12 LOL!

38. GRAMMARNAZI - June 4, 2009 8:49 AM

@36

If it was Florida she probably wouldn't have won the contest.

39. Jaded Icon - June 4, 2009 9:17 AM

@ 38

Maybe. It depends on what she does for the "talent" part of the contest.

40. GRAMMARNAZI - June 4, 2009 9:45 AM

Jaaaaaaaaded, get your mind out of the gutter.


By the way, you have made a grammar error.

it's not, "...if it was Florida...",

it's "...if it were Florida..."


41. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 4, 2009 9:55 AM

Wierd. Pretty girl scientist and the boys are too busy playing firstard to notice? WTF?

42. Chubby - June 4, 2009 10:19 AM

You people are all a bunch of dumb f*cks. Marie does not get deflowered, by some f*cking douche on the internet is making a killing with all the advertising revenue you desperate f*cks are giving him linking to his f*cking fake page.

Also, those mybrute games are f*cking g*y.

Also, f*ck this site for moderating my language. Geekologie, you used to be cool.

43. Momboelitist - June 4, 2009 10:50 AM

"yes, I was hoping for three boobs too."

I found a magazine stash when I was a kid and it had a layout of a woman with 3 boobs. As much as it was freaky it was also pretty smokin.

Not that I like women with extra boobs or anything......and by that I mean I am a freak that would jump all over it.

44. Quik - June 4, 2009 2:39 PM

They tried to hide it with perspective but she's really 50 feet tall.

45. Darth - June 4, 2009 5:19 PM

Lol are these misses from the Chernobyl area?

46. Jaded Icon - June 5, 2009 7:35 AM

@ 40

HA HA HA! You did the same @38. If I FAIL then you are coming with me to EPIC FAIL land, where magic ponies ride you! BTW: I can't get my mind out of the gutter, my doctor says I have a condition. Apparently, I have what you lack. A libido.......and a bad case of jock itch. I wonder if they are related.....hmmm..

47. Jaded Icon - June 5, 2009 7:39 AM

@ 42

If Geekologie weren't cool, I wouldn't be sloughing work everyday to look at it. Besides are we really going to take "cool" advice from a guy whose handle is "Chubby"? J/k dude! Your handle is cool!.........for a virgin.

48. GRAMMARNAZI - June 5, 2009 8:21 AM

@46

Ya, but the difference is that my error was intended to mimic yours for effect, whereas yours is simply genuine.

49. Jaded Icon - June 5, 2009 8:56 AM

@ 48

Now GRAMMARNAZI your just busting my balls! Will you STOP! We haven't negotiated the fee yet. Ohhhh right there.

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52. luisrmrz67 - October 7, 2009 4:28 PM

Nice post to me because I thing that the RUSSIAN culture is very different and interesting.

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