Jun 17 2009Looking For Trouble: Underwear Purses
These Underwear Purses from Parcel are purses that look like kid's underwear. They're not made from real underwear though because then they'd be all pee-stained and skidmark-y. They cost about $11. But I've got to warn you: the last time I was caught out in public toting around a bunch of kid's underwear, I have never touched children's underwear.
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Reader Comments
1. Kieren - June 17, 2009 1:50 PM
First?
2. Logos - June 17, 2009 1:51 PM
I already use my underwear as a purse... a coin purse, that is!
3. Jeremy - June 17, 2009 1:51 PM
Amen on the pee stains and skid marks. My son's underwear are NASTY! he needs to wipe his ass more often, little stinker.
4. marie - June 17, 2009 1:52 PM
they have been ard forever
5. Logos - June 17, 2009 1:52 PM
Also: creepy. Think they meant to write "Loli" on the name tag.
6. Pew³ - June 17, 2009 1:56 PM
Uh oh, just wait until Agent Mark see's this. You are all in trouble now!
7. naas - June 17, 2009 2:05 PM
Aren't those called pedo-pal pockets or something? Don't want
8. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - June 17, 2009 2:05 PM
I love GW, hahahahaha
9. Ciao - June 17, 2009 2:12 PM
be a great joke-gift for a friend/sibling. I might consider this as a joke gift for a particular sibling >:)
haha
10. Agent Mark - June 17, 2009 2:17 PM
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11. pinecone - June 17, 2009 2:20 PM
these are soooo old
12. Quik - June 17, 2009 2:23 PM
@9 - Is it your pedophile brother?
Don't like, kinda gross reaching into kids underwear to get stuff.
13. Daisy - June 17, 2009 2:26 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck down where Max told Baja I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. Baja didn't get it, and he said The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants? And then Baja asked are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited? Max said yes, and Baja said until she knew who was coming, she couldn't ecide if she wanted to go too.
14. Pew³ - June 17, 2009 2:32 PM
@10. At least switch it up a little. What's fun in copy/pasting the EXACT same thing over and over. We all know you are a trolling faker.
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15. Lizzie - June 17, 2009 2:32 PM
yeah, those are a little disturbing... why KID'S underwear??
16. GLADIATOR - June 17, 2009 2:44 PM
@15 ... it's pedophile fashion! :(
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17. Boi Krazi - June 17, 2009 2:46 PM
Correction!
Those are little GIRL'S underwears.
WHERE ARE THE LITTLE BOY'S UNDERWEARS!!!
18. Misty - June 17, 2009 2:57 PM
Can someone tell me why these girl panty impersonators have peter flaps?
19. Lizzard - June 17, 2009 3:16 PM
little girl underwear with a peehole flap? These are disturbing...
20. Ollie Williams - June 17, 2009 3:16 PM
@3
It was funny when GW said it. You, not so much.
21. 3.14chan - June 17, 2009 3:21 PM
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22. emury - June 17, 2009 5:02 PM
they're Brief Cases. And also ridiculously old. I think they're funny/cute. They make adult underwear that looks like that too.
23. Breakup Makeup - June 17, 2009 5:07 PM
I love the subtly in the photo. They might has well have made the keychain say LOLITA.......
http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
24. Beckee - June 17, 2009 5:17 PM
Why can't they make them in like thong or boyshort form? With lace. Hmmmm...
25. Beckee - June 17, 2009 5:17 PM
minus a peehole flap... gross..
26. Ollie Williams - June 17, 2009 5:29 PM
Should.... should I touch it with my penis?
27. Quiver Tips - June 17, 2009 6:21 PM
Great...now we're going to have pedophiles carrying those things around with a little smokie sausage and two moist prunes inside of them.
This is not part of the solution!
28. nat - June 17, 2009 9:00 PM
ahh i used to have this like 2 yrs ago from urban..and lost it. i should buy another one !
29. led panel - June 17, 2009 9:41 PM
This is not part of the solution!
30. HeyYou - June 18, 2009 3:09 AM
Hey I have that. A green one.
31. STOMPY - June 18, 2009 4:13 PM
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32. twellve - June 18, 2009 7:17 PM
dammit. i would totally wear undies like that.
33. robyn - June 18, 2009 8:58 PM
I've had one since 2003! It's actually in my purse right now, holding all those stupid effing "discount/membership" cards that I never actually use -it's old and smelly like the geek writers' underwear! haha!
34. Jaded Icon - June 19, 2009 7:53 AM
I won't be interested until they come out with the extra large white briefs wallet. Then I will get 10.
35. Rhialto - June 19, 2009 5:05 PM
Interesting,what audience is gonna buy this?
36. April - June 19, 2009 8:45 PM
I bought one of these like... 5 years ago. Lol it's by parcel as well but it has cupcakes on it :D
37. dangerstranger - July 7, 2009 12:03 PM
that actually looks cute