Jun 9 2009Like This: How To Make Tetris NSFW
This is a NSFW video of a tetrad guy watching a Tetris orgy video. Which, if watched without sound, is actually pretty safe for work. But then you don't get to hear all the moaning, which, honestly, is the only reason I stay in seedy hotels in the first place. As a matter of fact, a few weeks ago I heard this one couple going at it so hard it sounded like they were gonna kill each other. Then gunshots. Then me collecting my audio equipment and tiptoeing to the car.
Hardcore Tetris Orgy Brings Back Odd Memories [gizmodo]
Thanks to Julian, who's actually owns that title on Blu-ray.
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Reader Comments
1. Madzay - June 9, 2009 4:57 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL
2. Harvey gay Broadhurst - June 9, 2009 4:58 PM
I'm gay, there I said it.
3. Quik - June 9, 2009 5:08 PM
Let's hear those recordings, at least up to the gunshots.
4. GLADIATOR - June 9, 2009 5:15 PM
Gives new meaning to the idea "playing with playdo (better known as plasticine)?"
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5. naas - June 9, 2009 5:16 PM
uh, not sure what to make of this or why I'm aroused
6. 3.14chan - June 9, 2009 5:21 PM
Geekologie have never heard about sex tetris!
http://www.opensorcery.net/snowblossom/sextetris.html
7. kelehendros - June 9, 2009 5:22 PM
"wat cha doin honey?" *hurredly closes window* "nothing Dear lets go to the bedroom ~.^
8. henree - June 9, 2009 5:32 PM
then tipoeing to your car!!!
i love you.
9. Freddy K - June 9, 2009 5:35 PM
#6 Ohhh, that is fantastic!
DL'ing now...
10. Lain - June 9, 2009 5:37 PM
I laughed!
11. Me - June 9, 2009 5:48 PM
Why had i never thought of that before? i mean... its so obvious!
12. Ed aka the-iguana - June 9, 2009 6:10 PM
that reminds me the good old Sex Tetris =P
13. Jaded Icon - June 9, 2009 6:43 PM
My favorite part about Tetris Sex is the sex part........actually prefer no other distractions to the cruel laughing remarks and physical assults my girl makes everytime we get it on. She knows how I like it. Now hit me again! Ooohhhh.........
14. nadalo日本にいます。(also in Japan) - June 9, 2009 6:50 PM
heavily influenced by post war Russian cinema style, a new classic.
15. Daisy - June 9, 2009 7:15 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where max had to pee and decided going in the pool was easier than running into the house.
16. Douche McAllister aka GFS - June 9, 2009 9:37 PM
I think I need to change my shorts.
17. Oogaboogaboo - June 9, 2009 10:04 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18. Darth - June 10, 2009 6:40 AM
Tetris' sex life must be pretty shitty!
19. Captain - June 10, 2009 8:25 AM
Must See!!!
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20. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 10, 2009 9:58 AM
16 - As if you were actually wearing anything to begin with.
21. Ollie Williams - June 10, 2009 10:24 AM
I want my 38 seconds back.
22. wazmeister05 - June 10, 2009 10:53 AM
the green one was hot
23. Drimsynie House Hotel - July 14, 2009 2:18 PM
This was bazaar but amusing in weird sense of way!
24. naynaysweetie - September 6, 2009 7:04 PM
ahahah! just as i started watching this tetris hard trance remix started playing on windows media! epic.....
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