Jun 3 2009Just Doing My Job: 2009 Pole Dancing Contest
NOTE: Probably NSFW just because most employers frown on videos of dancers working the pole, but there is no nudity or even thongs, so yeah, use your own discretion (read: push play).
No need to thank me folks, just doing my job. Also, I saw things happen in this video that I didn't think were humanly possible (mostly towards the end). Beautiful things. Think a family of unicorns cresting a double rainbow on the first day of spring, but then replace that with a stripper throwing her hooha around a pole and you've got it.
Thanks to Party Kid Transformer and Julia, who can perform all these stunts without the pole because they're both powerful sorcerers.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - June 3, 2009 1:10 PM
I came
2. naas - June 3, 2009 1:11 PM
...again. Thank you GW
3. Timbo - June 3, 2009 1:12 PM
No can see...
4. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - June 3, 2009 1:12 PM
Naas you are on it, rockin 1st
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5. naas - June 3, 2009 1:12 PM
I feel bad for those of you with youtube blocked
6. 24-bit whore - June 3, 2009 1:13 PM
Jeezus that''s going to leave a mark.
7. Paul? - June 3, 2009 1:25 PM
wow. you have to be pretty strong to do that stuff.. I think I'd be scared of all those women in real life... which is why I have a second life account ;)
8. FIRSTTARD - June 3, 2009 1:30 PM
FIRST!
9. Chubby - June 3, 2009 1:31 PM
Sexy. They are all winners in this contest. Or maybe we are all winners. Either way, I have a boner now.
10. dadoren - June 3, 2009 1:31 PM
@5 that would be me ;C
11. shakeitout - June 3, 2009 1:33 PM
felix cane is better.
12. 3.14chan - June 3, 2009 1:34 PM
I saw, I came, she win!
13. changerofways12 - June 3, 2009 1:34 PM
damn you school blocker >:O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14. Jaded Icon - June 3, 2009 1:44 PM
Wow, I.....I mean......just......wow.
15. asdasd - June 3, 2009 1:48 PM
I call for a new olympic sport!
16. daizeemae - June 3, 2009 1:49 PM
i wonder what the winners got as prizes. deodorant? glitter? a gift certificate to a sex store for more 7 inch heels?!? whats in there?!
17. Amy - June 3, 2009 1:53 PM
Whoa, that horizontal thing at 0:55 was hella impressive. I don't think a lot of people realize how athletic you have to be in order to do that so fluidly. Or maybe just have fluids. Ladies?
18. daizeemae - June 3, 2009 1:59 PM
@17 yea i do find this very impressive. just watching them makes me want to start working out. that body roll is super neat.
19. Chubby - June 3, 2009 2:11 PM
@17 and 18: You guys are cute!
Amy, what instrument do you play?
20. Adam - June 3, 2009 2:15 PM
It's always kinda freaky when a stripper licks the pole. I mean, what if the stripper that used it first had a crotch hotter than Chernobyl...
21. gargamel - June 3, 2009 2:23 PM
That was the most beautiful thing i have ever laid mine eyes uponeth. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I swear one of those girls did the fabled backsliding tarantula.
22. Pew³ - June 3, 2009 2:37 PM
This contest was rigged. Those aren't strippers. Those are ringers. The women in this video are gymnasts!
(Or I am going to the wrong strip clubs.)
23. Quik - June 3, 2009 2:40 PM
@5 - Naas. Tell us the one about the pole dancers.
24. Amanda - June 3, 2009 3:11 PM
Absolutely beautiful.
25. sasha. - June 3, 2009 3:19 PM
It's sad this is how women are viewed.
26. pirhan - June 3, 2009 3:32 PM
@11 - Whew, I thought I was the only one that knew of Felix. Her performance in Australia left my mind boggled.
@ 20 - I don't think that's anything to worry about unless Paris or Lindsay get into the business.
27. NeverPlayedWOW - June 3, 2009 4:31 PM
I wonder if they work out in the gym or if they just do all their workouts on the pole.
#25 Not really, usually they're supposed to be naked first
28. Dylan - June 3, 2009 4:37 PM
Just me who wanted to see a pole to pol transfer in the air?
29. Rhialto - June 3, 2009 4:49 PM
This looks topsport to me.These are healthy girls!
30. Galtacticus - June 3, 2009 4:51 PM
These girls are no clumsies at all!
31. Darth - June 3, 2009 4:53 PM
These are very well balanced girls!
32. GLADIATOR - June 3, 2009 6:27 PM
So what did the winner get as the prize for being so flexible?
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33. Watch-303 - June 3, 2009 9:07 PM
Awesome!
34. popo - June 3, 2009 9:32 PM
Oooo my. WORK IT GIRLS! Do they perform on cruises?
35. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) - June 3, 2009 10:57 PM
This is truly inspiring to all aspiring strippers out there. Revolutionary and tantalizing at it's best. I'd say go for it, Ashley (my niece). Go ahead and be a pole dancer.
36. Panic - June 4, 2009 3:08 AM
Now THAT is true athleticism and grace.
37. TBozz - June 4, 2009 4:07 AM
Sweet mother of god. These women must have the strongest grip IN THE WORLD. Guys, be carefull what you give them to *hold*!
38. Captain - June 4, 2009 6:55 AM
Must See!!!
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39. Pat - June 4, 2009 8:36 AM
The world would be a darker place without your dedication GW. I salute you!
40. Jaded Icon - June 4, 2009 8:41 AM
@ 38
Captain can you at least do us the favor of writing a comment before you SPAM us to death with that brutes crap. I mean you USED to do that before.
41. cd - June 4, 2009 10:48 AM
that shit should be in the olympics
42. xavier - June 4, 2009 11:12 AM
This is not pole dance !
This is breakdance on a stick !
....
:D
43. injapan - June 4, 2009 2:49 PM
this is the best performance of that competition, an encore from the winner, felix crane. effin amazing.
44. Amy - June 4, 2009 3:32 PM
@19: I just sing and play keys badly. o.o;;
45. meme - June 4, 2009 9:48 PM
I think we just found the next olympic event. I don't care if it is put in winter or summer.
46. Pathetic & Depressing Waste of Intelligent Life - June 5, 2009 2:07 AM
how sad. and humans are supposed to be evolved?
i've never been to a strip club but now i can see what men apparently want, naked chickens turning around on a rotisserie.
47. jason - June 5, 2009 3:33 AM
I love you
48. Shidmon - June 6, 2009 6:16 PM
Could be nice to see a faceplant at 1:57 xD
49. mary-ann - June 30, 2009 6:46 AM
beautiful! i wanna do this too.
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