Jun 19 2009It Was Only A Matter Of Time: 128GB Flashes

That's right, the folks over at Kingston are about to drop a 128GB flashbomb on the world. Available next month, the 128GB DataTraveler 200 will cost a staggering $547. SO DON'T WASH IN IN YOUR JEANS. Still, 128GB -- do you realize how much porn that is? *ahem* Me neither.
Kingston's Flash Drives Hit 128GB [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. reptilard - June 19, 2009 1:20 PM
tadaam
2. naas - June 19, 2009 1:21 PM
Just awesome, LOVE IT
3. Ryan Ward - June 19, 2009 1:28 PM
Yes Yes! ABOUT TIME!!! (The price is shitty though)
4. Daisy - June 19, 2009 1:29 PM
FAKE!!!!!
you can tell its a photoshop job like that movie naas sucks balls. when he was wiriting a comment on the GW website he realsied that he was teabagging his dad, and daisy relasied she was insane.
5. Intrepid - June 19, 2009 1:31 PM
I like the built in sliding USB condom.
6. Daisy - June 19, 2009 1:33 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max bought a biplane and went around the country doing stunts for state fairs, but baja got jeleous and sabotaged max's plane.
7. TC - June 19, 2009 1:35 PM
lame. stop searching ohgizmo.coms archive for things to post when you can't find your own stuff geekologie :\ You guys do this alot. Ohgizmo posted this almost 6 months ago
8. raoulduke - June 19, 2009 1:36 PM
Actually, I've put flash drives through the wash before and had them come out ok.
9. kamdori - June 19, 2009 1:39 PM
Just because I got curious---
Assuming every porn video you have is about 20 minutes long and in HD, you're looking at close to 400 videos. That's based off the assumption each video is about 350MB's.
However, if you like porn in non-HD Youtube quality, your files will average about 90MB's if they're in the 10 minute range. So in conclusion:
With the Kingston 128GB Flash Drive, you can store nearly 400 HD pr0n videos, or about 1,500 low-quality-but-good-enough clips!
10. naas - June 19, 2009 1:41 PM
@4 the agent mark thing got old I guess
11. DAISY - June 19, 2009 1:41 PM
I have completely lost my mind. LIKE MAX IN THE SCENE FROM NEVER BACK DOWN!
12. Max - From never back down - June 19, 2009 1:44 PM
AHHHHHHHH IM GOING CRAZY LIKE WHEN I WAS IN MY MOVIE NEVER BACK DOWN
13. Daisy - June 19, 2009 1:44 PM
You nearly had me there, wrong user name, all Daisy has to do is post a normal comment and i will stop spamming.
thats All
14. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 19, 2009 1:47 PM
@naas
Congratulations. You are now in the same boat as Ollie and myself. That boat being the USS Piss Off Teenagers on the Geekologie Comments Board. Feels good, don't it?
15. Sander Cohen - June 19, 2009 1:53 PM
@ Gordon "Fücking" Shumway.
Why don't you send those nasty teenagers to Rapture? I'll fix them up real good- Make them my disciples. We're only 50 leagues under the mid-Atlantic ridge.
16. jigga - June 19, 2009 1:56 PM
OR. You can get one of Edge Tech's 128 GB for $390. That's like $150 off
17. naas - June 19, 2009 1:59 PM
@14 yessir, and school is definitely out. Not being stupid generally pisses stupid people off so it's all quite amusing.
By the way, that'd the USS P.O.T we're sailing on & it's more than just rough water
18. naas - June 19, 2009 2:00 PM
> that'd be (see?)
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 19, 2009 2:07 PM
@ Fake ass Daisy
http://www.spam.com/recipes/default.aspx
You silly silly.
20. Pew³ - June 19, 2009 2:16 PM
The kids should really go outside and play. That's what I would be doing if I weren't stuck at work.
That's why you never see me posting on the weekends.
I'm outside! Doing fun activites. Not spamming others.
21. STOMPY - June 19, 2009 2:23 PM
Whats with all these whinning little emofags, put one post about some guy cutting himself now we get all these losers posting...
22. Daisy - June 19, 2009 3:49 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becvause the shadowe's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the moie Never Back Down where Max went to the hospital to visit his dad. Non of the security guards were there, and he was scared some jerks would come to hurt his pops. He stationed a friendly man at the door, and moved his pop's bed into another room, then he called Colonel Kilgore. Before the air cav showed up, a cop broke Max's nose. Max later killed the cop and moved to Italy for a few years.
23. Ollie Williams - June 19, 2009 4:19 PM
@7
Die.
24. Leonidas - June 19, 2009 4:27 PM
Oi Daisy! He never broke Michele Corleone's nose, he broke his cheekbones. Stop smoking Naas's oreganum, dammit.
25. TC - June 19, 2009 4:38 PM
@23
Take the writer's dick out of your mouth, you might choke on the unoriginality cuming out
26. Ollie Williams - June 19, 2009 4:53 PM
@25
Yes, you're right, because using the word "cuming" instead of "coming" in your post is a completely original pun, made by you, at this very moment. So, now that you've proven yourself as a complete douche AND an attempted grammar and spelling moron (you decided to criticize my writing but fail to use a period at the end of your sentence?) to all the rest of the regulars here, I'm sure there are plenty of other articles that were "stolen" from other sources on the internet you'd like to whine like a little bitch about. Enjoy your stay here at Geekologie.
27. Mitch - June 19, 2009 5:03 PM
holy shit.
that's a lot of porn.
sahweet.
28. PKtoo - June 19, 2009 5:07 PM
@26
Win!!!!
29. Breakup Makeup - June 19, 2009 6:35 PM
That's going to be like $100 in a year, and then cheaper than that afterwards.
http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
30. TC - June 19, 2009 6:43 PM
@ 26
You start criticizing me about grammar and... originality... after writing "Die." ? You act like you're surprised that I responded to you instigating this? Don't play the "mature adult" card if you are going to be a hypocrite. All you did was just prove that you're just as much of a whining little bitch as anybody who "complains" in a comments section on an internet blog. You have just demonstrated to everyone that has read these comments that you are no better than myself or anyone else here. If anyone needs to stop complaining it's you. You really don't think that people are going complain? Do you think that your comment set some sort of precedent for dealing with complaints on the internet? Has it ever occurred to that just maybe your predictability is entertaining? Dish out some more, please. I'm hungry while staying here at Geekologie.
31. TC - June 19, 2009 6:48 PM
Oh, and Ollie, please excuse my grammar, spelling and forgetting the word "you" in the 2nd last line. I know that was substandard to your evidently educated self.
32. Ollie Williams - June 19, 2009 7:02 PM
@30, 31
You apparently don't understand the concept of a rebuttal. Let me lay it out for you, try and follow along. Yes, I can wait. Yes, get the red crayon to draw the pictures so you understand, or blue. No, you pick.
You see, I was criticizing you for your lack of originality because you decided to make a REBUTTAL (that's the word of the day) against my comment towards you. You see how that works? I was actually making a counter comment to yours, and it wasn't just an out of the blue remark.
I'm not surprised you made a rebuttal (there it is again), I was hoping for it. I can easily spend the last few minutes out of my day responding to you on here, it makes me giggle like a little girl getting paid to write this, really it does. The hole in your entire paragraph of a response is that I'm a regular here, been here for quite awhile, and that (as odd as it is) gives me a little wiggle room to talk sh*t to you, because all the other regulars here know me and know how I am. Do I think I'm special? Well yes, I am better than you, but that's beside the point and purpose of posting here. Anyway, back on subject...
Boo hoo. I wrote for you to die because you started (read: YOU started) a comment about how this website seems to rip off hot topics of the internet, yet you still come here. It seems a little counter productive on your part that you'd sit here and whine, yet you'd read the article and post in the comments section, that shows you apparently care to some degree. As I've said to many before you; If you don't like it here, don't read it. If you'd rather go find your information elsewhere where it was apparently first posted (i.e. ohgizmo), then read there, and don't post with your high and mighty attitude about how the topic was posted first elsewhere. No one here cares about your opinion, and I mean that whole heartedly. The prob... lhsis ohsl;ihalk;hfd
Sorry, the last little bit is when I stopped caring. Good times though, thanks for the debate.
33. Watch-303 - June 19, 2009 7:34 PM
gotta have one!
34. TC - June 19, 2009 8:18 PM
Thank you so much for your time and intense care, Ollie. The passion you put into your writing is so inspiring. I can tell you get paid to do this, and good for you. It's nice to know that anytime someone complains about something on a site they enjoying visiting, you'll be there to get worked up about it and belittle them with your subsidized, internet laden superiority complex. It would be an honor if you continued to talk to me. Please, Ollie, tell me more about who I am ;)
35. led panel - June 19, 2009 11:50 PM
Great ...i think it's USB 2.0 not 3.0 .
36. dektwentytwo - June 20, 2009 2:34 AM
ollie.. not cool :\
37. sikiş - June 20, 2009 7:36 PM
wow what a bunch of faggots
38. bierholsten - June 20, 2009 7:41 PM
ollie go outside more
39. GLADIATOR - June 21, 2009 3:21 AM
500 bones for the extra space?
I'll pick up 2 64 gig flashdrives and save the couple of hundred extra for it's more expensive but equivalent counterpart
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The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
40. Captain - June 21, 2009 5:07 AM
burpnassker
41. Rhialto - June 21, 2009 2:17 PM
If you've a lot of data then this might be more handy than several.But if you lose this one than you lose all your data at once.
42. Darth - June 21, 2009 2:18 PM
Mabe you need to buy two to back up the other?
43. Spy - June 21, 2009 6:22 PM
You know, most USB drives can survive a washing machine. My friends went through the wash twice and the cheap plastic cover melted, and it still worked fine. Smelt lemony fresh too!
44. Hussey - June 23, 2009 2:25 AM
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45. Alvin - June 25, 2009 1:54 PM
I checked the Kingston website, and according to them they're going to start selling their 128GB flashes in about 2 months... So what if this article was posted on another site or blog before, point is info is supposed to be shared amongst everyone...
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47. wameru - September 30, 2009 12:10 PM
O_o how did you know i wash all my flash drives in ma jeans?