Jun 7 2009Interwebs: Watch Web Soup Tonight On G4

You know that show The Soup that cuts down a day's worth of teletubes to a 30 minute show? Well now there's one for the interwebs. Web Soup premieres tonight on G4 at 9PM eastern and highlights the best shit on the internut. Plus, it's partially written by Anticlown loyalist and all around captain badass Jonah Ray. Who, I can attest, once joked the tits off a witch. Now I know what you're thinking -- and no, I didn't get paid for this. I'm just hoping that, if I play my cards right, Olivia Munn's ass meets my hand. YOU WILL RETURN MY EMAILS!
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Reader Comments
1. QUASIMODEM - June 7, 2009 7:57 PM
These are just some of the many words that I know. Stay tuned for further examples of the HUNDREDS of words I am capable of spelling.
FOREIGN
SOMETHING
SUSPICIOUS
WITHIN
2. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 7:57 PM
The 'Rejected Cartoons' one is pretty moronic-funny. I like it.
3. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 8:03 PM
Ho ya' "never" I know that on.
4. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 8:04 PM
one...
I know " INSTRUCT" too.
5. RandomNigel - June 7, 2009 8:05 PM
Yep. I don't even have G4.
6. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 8:06 PM
"SHARE" is a nice word: SONNY & SHARE
7. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 8:10 PM
"MISUNDERSTOOD" is always misunderstood.
8. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 8:13 PM
slow down, I want to copy these for future reference. Do you know any others?
9. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 8:15 PM
Thanks
10. Adam - June 7, 2009 8:16 PM
Well, looks like someone wanted to get first, second, third, fourth and over 9000th post...
11. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 8:23 PM
Do you know any numbers?
12. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 8:27 PM
No, don't give up now laddie! You're almost at 60.
13. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 8:35 PM
We need more dilithium crystals Captin! The warp drive, she just can't take it anymore, I think she's gonna' blow.
14. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 8:40 PM
You forgot "ABACUS".
15. Tide - June 7, 2009 8:40 PM
I wondered how this broke 50 comments.
16. QUASIMODEM - June 7, 2009 8:44 PM
Now it is the duty of the Geekologie readership to peruse my ASSORTMENT OF WORDS and inform me which, if any, was the first to be spelled incorrectly or repeated.
17. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 8:47 PM
How much do you pay?
18. Boost - June 7, 2009 9:38 PM
Angry nerd: OMG IM GONNA SPAM THIS STUPID WEBSITE ALL DAY LONG SO PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO SCROLL THROUGH IT ALL! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Geekologie Readers: Wow, someone actually wasted their whole day spamming nonsense.
On topic though, who actually watches/enjoys The Soup? Who's actually gonna watch/enjoy this crap?
People who can afford a TV, that's who.
19. Quadrillo - June 7, 2009 9:55 PM
Seems like a ripoff of Revision 3's "The Digg Real"
http://revision3.com/diggreel
Maybe it'll be different.
20. naas - June 7, 2009 10:30 PM
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@76 not interested. Here I thought this was some hot thread but it's a one man pants party & you didn't send invitations.
Websoup is set on my DVR to record all episodes so I will see this nonethericher
21. Daisy - June 7, 2009 11:42 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like thatr scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max wrote a book about a mission in the viet nam war, and later when the movie was being made revealed he was never really in the war, and he still had his hands.
22. Austin - June 7, 2009 11:42 PM
ED
23. Tide - June 8, 2009 3:06 AM
Lol, pruned.
24. JonSmith - June 8, 2009 5:22 AM
Sweeeeet.
Checkit http://weesil.mybrute.com
25. QUASIMODEM - June 8, 2009 5:28 AM
Ha, personally I found my comments to be far more interesting and constructive that the typical comment thread, but obviously I hit some sort of nerve.
POPOPOPOPO
26. Jaded Icon - June 8, 2009 7:04 AM
I like soup.....
27. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 8, 2009 7:32 AM
Looks like the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight stuck this comments board. Damn you GW!
28. Pat - June 8, 2009 9:36 AM
Yay for teh interwebs!
29. fffp - June 8, 2009 1:00 PM
OMG, where's Joel McHale?
http : // efooo. mybrute. com , ADDICTIVE GAME!!!!
30. GRAMMARNAZI - June 8, 2009 2:00 PM
QUASIMODEM, they have taken down all 67 of your posts! If it were me I’d have done the same. You’re quite a loose cannon, but you'll make a fine character in prose. It was simply the best laugh that I had had all day.
And naas, always sees the forest for the trees.
Thank you all. It was great fun…..…..though mostly for me.
Rodny
31. Henry - June 8, 2009 3:52 PM
WHO DELETED HIS ASSORTMENT OF WORDS. I was enjoying those last night, I got home today, and was looking forward to reading them again, and possibly adding some of my own. But now... Come on. I wept one lonely tear for the loss of the intelligence sprung forth from some incoherently named genius. Now that I have nothing to study from him, my career will fail. I will spiral into poverty, and die lonely on the streets. All because of Geekologie Writer, I love you man, but don't pull that shit again.
32. karbar - June 8, 2009 7:43 PM
The cable guide says it's on at 8 pm eastern. Nice, you plug the show and give everyone the wrong time.
33. karbar - June 8, 2009 7:47 PM
I'm a day off, my bad
34. Captain - June 9, 2009 7:17 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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