Jun 29 2009I'm In Love

I have never felt feelings like this before. Marry me?
Hit the jump for a couple more of the before and after.
Thanks to CG, who took these pictures on a MANCation, which is like a vacation, but with less wife.
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Reader Comments
1. Steph - June 29, 2009 3:12 PM
Woot first call me 631-708-4240. My name is steph any guys wanna chat
2. Steph - June 29, 2009 3:14 PM
Also guys leavve a voice mail ^_^
3. Ant - June 29, 2009 3:16 PM
Yea so im gonna say first since steph is a whore. Also I suddenly want a redbull....
4. AJ - June 29, 2009 3:17 PM
@1 and 2
No, we don't phone Internet whores. We all know they have AIDS - And the not the good kind either, I'm on about the kind that can be transmitted through a sleazy phone call.
5. Bee Bop - June 29, 2009 3:18 PM
Daddy would be so proud!
6. scurl - June 29, 2009 3:18 PM
this reminds me of a similar trick i can do with my penis. but i don't use red bull, it's more like rockstar than anything.
7. Steph - June 29, 2009 3:19 PM
Who keeps calling me gahhh
8. Madgame - June 29, 2009 3:22 PM
Open wiiiiiide.....Glug glug glug glugh O_o
9. Steph - June 29, 2009 3:27 PM
Who is 951-914-2000???
10. Milkman - June 29, 2009 3:28 PM
Don't call that #, he'll give you hearing Aids
If only Red Bull cola would pour out of her breastseses, I would be in love
11. joemanhood - June 29, 2009 3:31 PM
When did breasts start gaining the ability to sign up for cell phone plans, I mean, I know they can have names, but honestly Stephs not even a good one. Maybe Moundy, or something similar would work, but that's about it.
12. Steph - June 29, 2009 3:32 PM
That was a weird number wow
13. STOMPY - June 29, 2009 3:37 PM
@6
Try making a penisbutter and jelly sandwhich, they are the breast, i mean, best, no wait... i do mean breast!
14. rancor - June 29, 2009 3:38 PM
now please Steph will you call me I'm sorry I don't really want to call some lady in New York so please just call me at (985)655-2500
Looking foreward to your call
15. bethy - June 29, 2009 3:38 PM
GW writer you make me smile!
16. STOMPY - June 29, 2009 3:40 PM
WTF is with phone numbers flying around like kids underpants at never never ranch? Someone call it and report back to the rest of us. Oh, and don't forget to wear a rubber!
17. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 29, 2009 3:47 PM
@17
You're gonna love my AIDS.
18. Redgoat - June 29, 2009 3:50 PM
Is this RedBulls new milk flavor?
19. Steph - June 29, 2009 3:54 PM
Rancor I just did ok there happy?
20. Me - June 29, 2009 3:55 PM
What the...... did i hit a bad link? This isnt Geekologie! Oh btw my number is ..AHH.. its spreading! quick wear a mask!!
21. Jerry - June 29, 2009 4:05 PM
I suppose that Red Bull isn't all that cold....
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
22. STOMPY - June 29, 2009 4:09 PM
@22
Only someone who plays mybrute would be concerend with that...
23. Phillynate - June 29, 2009 4:16 PM
I bet steph's dad beat her...
...who else would chuck their phone numbers up on a public blog...
24. OMG - June 29, 2009 4:19 PM
All it takes is a pair of ( . )( . )
Big deal...
But she looks good and I'd still motorboat her, and let my husband watch.
I wonder if her magic bits taste like Redbull too?
25. Name (required): - June 29, 2009 4:24 PM
@Steph #9
That's the Geekologie Office Number.
26. Ollie Williams - June 29, 2009 4:26 PM
Eight six seven five three oh ni-e-i-e-innne, bitch.
27. Make Money While Tweeting - June 29, 2009 4:29 PM
beautiful red bull
28. Steph - June 29, 2009 4:40 PM
No Its not stupid
29. lynz - June 29, 2009 4:43 PM
What the hell. Why is some fat old broad on here. This isn't even a story. You're really lacking material aren't you? This site is going to shit.
30. manders - June 29, 2009 4:50 PM
@22
I really wouldn't care what temp the red bull is ;)
@Steph - shut up
31. Steph - June 29, 2009 4:51 PM
If any men wanna phone sex call 631-708-4240 and leave a message^_^
32. STOMPY - June 29, 2009 5:18 PM
@32
Shut up mom!!!!
33. MAN - June 29, 2009 5:29 PM
usually id put something corny up here like "im so jealous" but ive been between bigger teets... like ur moms.
34. UltraSly - June 29, 2009 5:29 PM
She might be a stripper, I mean, exhibitionist, muscular type, no self respect, tattoo, no c section scar though. No truck stop stripper, stripclub stripper.
@32 link to your twitter or something with pictures, fake lady pictures (we know you are a muscular and hairy man with VD)
35. naas - June 29, 2009 5:30 PM
WTF is going on in picture #2? I thought you were supposed to snort coke, not red bull
36. scurl - June 29, 2009 5:36 PM
@36 - well, obviously she's clockwork, and the guy behind her is winding the key. or maybe he's giving her a pill while the guy in front feeds her some oats mixed with sugar...who knows.
37. UltraSly - June 29, 2009 5:41 PM
@37 my compliments.
38. Daisy - June 29, 2009 5:43 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell uitts a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max fell in love with a girl who had a beer tap installed in the left breast. Unfortunately a woman who can dispense enough beer to get MAx drunk looks like a walking beer keg, and all his friends mocked him. But he didn't mind, he got to drink beer while sucking on a titty.
39. Steph - June 29, 2009 5:46 PM
Callllllll meeeeeeee 631-708-4240
40. naas - June 29, 2009 5:51 PM
@37 That reminds me of this one time I found a wristwatch on the ground, just outside the inner city(I know) in the late afternoon 2 wednesdays ago. The watch hadn't worked in awhile, but strangely it was showing the time of day that it actually was - 5:17pm.
Just after saying to myself 'no shit' I looked up & realized I was standing at the corner of 17th st & Paulina. At the same time some girls walked by that looked around 17 yrs old and one of them was laughing on her cell phone. I called out 'Paulina!' to their group but none of them turned around
41. Ginger - June 29, 2009 6:44 PM
Lol@Rancor lives in Louisiana.
42. two point oh - June 29, 2009 8:26 PM
@ 34
i have 2 dads?
43. Watch-303 - June 29, 2009 8:29 PM
HOT!!!
44. Name (required): - June 29, 2009 9:36 PM
When did these pictures of Casey Anthony come out?!?!?!?
45. yourmotherslover - June 29, 2009 9:44 PM
pic #2= she has to bend over to empty the can all the way. Either that, or this is when she slips the roofie in.. in which case, I'll take two!
46. Chris - June 29, 2009 9:45 PM
Looks like my wife's trick!!
47. JJtoob - June 30, 2009 1:14 AM
WTF? It didn't gimme wings! But hey, it gave me a boner... Oh wait, I see, so "wings" is now slang for boobies? in which case, it gave her wings.
48. yeah - June 30, 2009 2:02 AM
You can find people like that from the streets... And Red Bull from stores.
Do it yourself.
49. huge girl - June 30, 2009 3:29 AM
Whats Red Bull?
50. Jaded Icon - June 30, 2009 7:01 AM
AWESOME!
It would only be better if she did this with beer instead. Still....its hot.
@ 30
lynz, your comment first made me angry, then I realized you were a douche and I felt much better.
51. dakou - June 30, 2009 7:44 AM
NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52. johnny5 - June 30, 2009 11:35 AM
Awesome..
Save your life with an
Electronic Cigarette
53. Steph - June 30, 2009 1:59 PM
Twitter is steph11340
54. stephen - June 30, 2009 2:06 PM
ey steph wass ur myspace? or aim
55. Chris - June 30, 2009 3:16 PM
damn those are some sweet breastesies
http://omegatomhanks.mybrute.com
56. ransail - July 1, 2009 3:22 AM
trabaja con las tetas,las latas las aguanta bastante bien espero k las cubanas las haga mucho mejor ,de todas maneras esas tetas necesita hacer buenas cubanas si te decides llama vale tetona
57. led display - July 1, 2009 11:42 AM
i am in sex..!!
58. Geekology's Dignity - July 1, 2009 2:09 PM
Sell out much?
59. Mack - July 1, 2009 6:05 PM
I'm really getting tired of people coming here only to post links. And that Steph girl throwing around her phone number to complete strangers because that's apparently the only way she can get anyone to like her. In reality, she's only earning scorn.
60. Leo - July 1, 2009 10:36 PM
Call stephs # and prepare for nothing nice to come out of the females mouth..im just saying..she hates Ryan Seacrest too btw
61. fffp - July 2, 2009 1:02 PM
Please more photos of this angel on earth
62. john - July 2, 2009 3:43 PM
This is nearly a work of art. Iuv melons and i love red bull!!! It sadly reminds me of 2 prefect but canceled shows. first on is BayWatch( its like a ladies locker room) http://tinyurl.com/2kvsp3 and this sexy internet show called Risque Agency. it has blondies and jumprope. nuff said http://tinyurl.com/588taz
63. Murr - July 2, 2009 6:43 PM
Wow, this sure has a lot to do with Geekologie.
Fail.
64. Jeremy - July 2, 2009 7:12 PM
First of all: Oh my God!!!
Second of all: Oh my God!!!
and third of all: Steph, quit being a whore!!!!
65. monkey - July 3, 2009 4:25 AM
warm red bull ewww, now if she could do the same trick and cool it at the same time ...im all for it .
her tops holding it in ...
shenanigans I CALL SHENANIGANS..
LOL
66. che-che - July 3, 2009 1:28 PM
titties gives you wood!
67. Renee - July 5, 2009 2:27 AM
I think for a person to be so desprate to put their acutal phone number over the internet is probably a professional whore or just plan stupid.
and no step- I am not some fat ugly girl that is jealous of you- I am just speaking the truth.
glad I'm not single anymore- because the single life seems to be getting sleezer and nastier every year.
68. A - July 5, 2009 3:30 AM
ew. the only thing less appealing than this photo is the fact that the comments section is filled with horny net freaks trying to get laid.
spew spew spew.
69. MakeYourOwnPheromones - July 5, 2009 5:32 AM
That's the way to do it
70. mike - July 6, 2009 12:21 AM
Um......... Dude Im far past a Boner!
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71. sohaan - July 7, 2009 2:33 PM
wow i wonder how much she had to practice to poor out redbull of her chest LMAO since she brunette i'm guessin alot
http://tinyurl.com/588taz
72. jerryd - July 8, 2009 9:34 AM
Just proves there is an endless source of stupid young women.
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