Jun 8 2009I'd Eat It: A Meatwad Inspired Meat Dress
This is a Meatwad (of Aqua teen Hunger Force fame) inspired cosplay dress. As you can see, the chick isn't looking too Meatwad-y. More Meatstick-y. AND THE DRESS IS MADE FROM REAL FREAKING MEAT. AAAAAAAAAAH I'M IN LOVE!
I considered somehow vacuum-sealing sheets of meat with those sealers they have on the markets now, but the machines were too expensive for a one-time-only disposeable dress. I ended up using the K.I.S.S. method of construction, which involved a basic shift dress out of thick cotton. I layed the meat on top, then put clear vinyl over it and sewed tracks with clear thread. I used a wide stitch length to avoid perforating the meat to the point it might just... uh, slide down the bottom of the dress. I also blotted it all before sewing to get rid of as much grease as possible to avoid clouding the vinyl. Lastly, I made sure to bind the bottom of the dress with a strip of clear vinyl to catch drips.
That was hands down the sexiest thing I've ever read. Now I'm not saying I'd make love to this woman just because she made a dress out of meat, but I 100% would. Twice. And then have her make sandwiches out of...you guessed it! I know, I should write fairy tales.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to Jia Jem's cosplay site which has A TON of other sexy costumes she's made. Literally, a ton. I think I have a new crush.
Meatwad Costume
and
Jia Jem's Cosplay
Thanks to Metryq, who OM NOM NOM NOM.
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Reader Comments
1. AspectTech - June 8, 2009 1:00 PM
First
2. Ollie Williams - June 8, 2009 1:04 PM
Do not want. The girl or the dress.
3. Meat Banger - June 8, 2009 1:05 PM
I'd hit it... on multiple occasions
4. Mike Freeman - June 8, 2009 1:07 PM
MMM....do they make that in a mens?
5. Mike Freeman - June 8, 2009 1:09 PM
She needs this business card!
http://www.meataamerica.com/?p=276
6. yan - June 8, 2009 1:11 PM
"meats" my seal of approval
http://www.meatspin.com
7. Beatty - June 8, 2009 1:13 PM
You people are idiots. If you knew anything about Cosplay you would know that this girl is snickered at by true OGs. She only got in the game in 2003. Light years too late.
We've been costuming forever. Hit my link for me dressed up as Pong.
8. naas - June 8, 2009 1:17 PM
zomg what a terrible meatwad costume attempt.
The only thing NOT TERRIBLY WRONG in this last picture is boxy brown & meatwads toys & I give 1/2 credit to boxy because there's a female under there. The rest of this scene is a humiliating fail, sorry. IF the punky little meatwanna chick wasn't in that shot I'd suspect gayness.
You can even see master shakes' ghost in the background disapproving this failure above the tough guy in the wife beater
9. Timbo - June 8, 2009 1:19 PM
That's disgusting....
10. FDSY - June 8, 2009 1:22 PM
I'd eat that
AND IM NOT TALKIN' BOUT THE DRESS
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
11. BK - June 8, 2009 1:23 PM
Screw a meat DRESS! I want meat CURTAINS!
12. FIRSTTARD - June 8, 2009 1:26 PM
FIRST!
13. Chuck Nunchuck - June 8, 2009 1:34 PM
hey i wonder if the dress can MEAT me at the store.... LOLS I DON'T GET IT EITHER.
14. Barney Stinson - June 8, 2009 1:48 PM
I just puke in my mouth....puke in my mouth,puke in my mouth!
15. McCracken - June 8, 2009 1:56 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ew
16. Terri - June 8, 2009 2:00 PM
@Beatty: Dude, get over it. You're just mad, cause she can rock a Rogue costume, and you're fat rolls keep slipping out the vinyl.
@Naas: I think the point was that she was literally made out of meat. Any person walking around in a two foot tall, round meat costume would like stilltarded, and she knew that.
Meanwhile, really, I know most of you didn't, but you all should check out her website. This chick is amazing! Her costumes are totally awesome, and the workmanship is bananas. The meatwad costume is the 'worst' of them. If you're into cosplay or anime/gaming should check it out.
17. Quik - June 8, 2009 2:06 PM
Don't do her. You'll get EColi.
18. Daisy - June 8, 2009 2:10 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoashop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max dressed Baja up in a pork chop and licked bacon ice cream off her chest giving him a porky pig rib bone.
19. Pat - June 8, 2009 2:23 PM
She looks more like a strip of bacon than Meatwad....
20. naas - June 8, 2009 2:24 PM
@16 yes she has made a meat dress & wears it, I get it & the point. Posing with meatwads toys, the mooninites, fryelock, happy time harry & shakes ghost leads me to believe she's meatwad, or at least parts of his meat squeezed within that vinyl.
As for stilltarded, I think you're....you may be right. I just searched & found this http://www.teamtotallyawesome.com/images/articles/aae/athf/athf_3.jpg
Someone has to have done a half decent meatwad costume before, c'mon interwebz
21. Birr Crinton - June 8, 2009 2:35 PM
lol @ scene girls
22. Milkman - June 8, 2009 2:40 PM
tasty
23. Quik - June 8, 2009 2:51 PM
I think I found a replacement for the paper bag I usually use for girls.
Helloooo Boxy
24. BCA - June 8, 2009 3:43 PM
Too bad she is the definition of anime convention bitch
25. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 8, 2009 3:50 PM
♫♪♫♪
In the name of GWAR, in the name of love
In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun
I call out your God, till before me he stands
But don't send me Jesus, he's only a man
Meat Sandwich!!!
♫♪♫♪
26. Watch-303 - June 8, 2009 3:54 PM
SHE'S HOT!
27. DarkDeathRay - June 8, 2009 4:16 PM
http://www.snopes.com/politics/arts/meatdress.asp
Not a very original idea. At least the girl is cuter...
28. naas - June 8, 2009 5:49 PM
@23 hehe
29. Snoodle - June 8, 2009 7:41 PM
It's creative, I'll give her that.
Also:
@ #7 Beatty
And if you knew anything about cosplay, you'd know to lighten the frak up.
30. handfullaboob - June 9, 2009 6:49 AM
id like to wear her....yea
31. Captain - June 9, 2009 7:23 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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32. Jaded Icon - June 9, 2009 8:14 AM
I like the new take on the meatwad costume. If it was too literal and she looked like meatwad I don't think that would be very sexy. I think she is also very cute and pulls it off nicely. I dont know what it is about geek girls, but ....mmm mmm good.
Keep up the good work Jia Jem!!
33. no tengo - June 9, 2009 1:50 PM
http://dsrny.com/
look at meat dress
34. HxCereal - June 12, 2009 11:54 PM
Wtf are you kids talking about??
This is wonderful!
A meatwad cosplay costume...made of REAL meat?!?!
Don't be jealous cuz you ain't got the pepperoni stick to pull it off!
35. Sugreev2001 - June 18, 2009 10:13 PM
I'd hit that...but without the dress.
36. addray - July 29, 2009 9:40 AM
nice pendants with necklace and rings will surely look great to the dress you choose. if the person is comfortable wearing them is important. one day looking for some accessories, i was hesitant to try the necklace and rings then i go for cuff links instead.