Jun 10 2009Iceberg, Dead Ahead!: Your Own R/C Titanic

Want a 1:150 (~6-foot) R/C scale model of the Titanic? These monster water gobbling whores allegedly have over 300 handmade parts and take over 400 man-hours to complete. You can buy them too, provided you've got a cool $2,500 lying around. Which, if you do, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE? *sockful of pennies you in the face* Haha, the boat is mine! TOOT TOOOOT! [Insert joke about going down on my ship]
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Reader Comments
1. Ignatius J. Reily - June 10, 2009 5:56 PM
Where's Leo when you need him?
2. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 10, 2009 5:56 PM
But can you make it break in half & sink whenever you want, with the push of a button? Does it come with screaming passengers and men throwing women and children overboard in an attempt to secure a seat in a life boat? No? Eh, nevermind.
3. Logos - June 10, 2009 5:57 PM
That's not an accurate model... it's all in one piece.
4. Daisy - June 10, 2009 5:59 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photroshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where MAx was working on a boat with Captain Frank Drebin atr the helm. Thet were told to proceedd at an unsafe speed, and ended up getting flipped over by a huge wave, almost killing the well known nautical figures, Quentin McHale and Popeye Doyle.
5. daisy dumb bitch - June 10, 2009 6:01 PM
wtf daisy your fake......and this ship probably can only run for about a day before it goes in the trash like daisy
6. Melissa - June 10, 2009 6:06 PM
What is next? Recreations of the Concord tragedy? Space shuttle Challenger disaster? Katrina?
7. naas - June 10, 2009 6:07 PM
@5 noob was not the millionth word, sorry
It's a nice model but it has a dim future in the water
8. Pew³ - June 10, 2009 6:30 PM
I've been on the real (made for the movie) Titanic. Its at Fox studios Baja, 20 minutes across the Mexican border from San Diego.
9. 1 - June 10, 2009 6:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3CIabaoHf4
10. Sashimi Tidbits - June 10, 2009 6:48 PM
That looks like a beautiful replication! Not sure I'd spend $2,500 on it, but it's quite nice to look at. :)
http://www.sashimi-tidbits.com/
11. Watch-303 - June 10, 2009 6:53 PM
they have these in Uboats and Soviet Sub models too.
12. Pew³ - June 10, 2009 6:55 PM
mmmm sashimi, I'll take an order of sake, toro, and hamachi please!
13. Brittney - June 10, 2009 6:57 PM
Lol. Does it sink too? that would be sick but $2500 is a lot for a toy boat.
14. GLADIATOR - June 10, 2009 7:02 PM
Looking at that picture, i have an urge to whip multiple rocks at that boat in hopes that I sink it.
((((glub glub glub))))
I long to hear the owner say "you've sunk my battleship" ... or in this case my fake titanic!
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15. pstone - June 10, 2009 7:17 PM
I know 1,490 people who won't be dying on that ship. (yes I googled Titanic + death toll)
16. Pat - June 10, 2009 7:22 PM
I'm on a boat!
17. FDSY - June 10, 2009 7:53 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio's doorstep 8: 15 a.m
*Ding dong
*Answers door. A 6 foot 2,500 dollar replica of the titanic with a post-it note on top. Timidly Leo retrieves the the note. It reads:
"This is how you'll be remembered..... Jack."
LEO THROWS UP HIS FISTS IN RAGE AND SCREAMS TO THE HEAVENS!!
"FDSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! YOU BAAAAAAASSSTARDDDDDDD!!!"
18. Danger - June 10, 2009 8:49 PM
I want the RC iceburg.
19. dave - June 10, 2009 9:04 PM
Titanic...the original fail-boat.
20. 3.14chan - June 10, 2009 9:23 PM
I liked more the titanic ice...
http://www.ib4f.com/board/science/
21. enjoygame - June 10, 2009 10:07 PM
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22. London-girl - June 10, 2009 10:48 PM
This makes me uncomfortable : S
23. Retro - June 10, 2009 10:51 PM
Speaking of the Titanic, here's the best Titanic song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97dWJ7sdUjE
(It's funny, really)
24. Mikey Garcia - June 10, 2009 11:01 PM
I would so want, but I'm afraid I would destroy it just to film a recreation of the Titanic sinking. I wouldn't be able to help myself.
25. Crazywow - June 11, 2009 12:25 AM
I can't wait for one of these to show up at the local pond, I'm so gonna' sink it with my remote control iceberg...people have been laughing at me for far to long down at the pond.
26. Michael - June 11, 2009 3:16 AM
Hello.
You can find this news in french here
27. Michael - June 11, 2009 3:17 AM
oops, need the url ^^
http://actuzine.com/2009/06/10/le-retour-authentique-du-titanic/
28. 404notfound - June 11, 2009 4:47 AM
Not worth it...doesn't come with enough lifeboats.
29. Richard Long - June 11, 2009 4:48 AM
I bet Leonardo Dicaprio has one of these in his tub
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30. STFUDonnie - June 11, 2009 5:47 AM
Daisy! I missed you!
http://dinkydumdum.mybrute.com/
31. Captain - June 11, 2009 6:40 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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32. Timbo - June 11, 2009 8:32 AM
I'm gonna buy one...and then throw ice cubes from my freezer at it until it sinks...then take my hat off b/c Leo Decap just died...
33. Gargamel - June 11, 2009 8:33 AM
I'm on top of the world! ugh, ack! Fu<k I'm dead!
34. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 11, 2009 9:07 AM
Good morning!
35. mike - June 11, 2009 9:48 AM
manual states that boat should not be operated if there are icebergs reported in the area. also comes with free replica radio workers that are too busy to recieve warning transmissions.
36. Darth - June 11, 2009 5:53 PM
Maybe i'm interested to buy one.But i'm afraid it might sink.
37. Dave - June 11, 2009 8:19 PM
400 man hours to make for a toy boat? iduno whose making these but it seems like they cant be making too much profit
38. HayleyFTW - June 11, 2009 10:01 PM
"Let's play Titanic. When I yell "iceberg" and you go down."
hahaha. :)
39. Alex - June 12, 2009 10:21 AM
Toy ship ...