Jun 30 2009I Would Destroy: This WALL-E Cake
If I were in prison and could only have one thing I would want a chastity belt. But if I could have two things I would want a chastity belt and a cake with a file in it. What? I like to keep my nails looking good. Also, looking a little cross-eyed there, WALL-E -- been playing with yourself again?
Wall E Cake is Simply Delicious [walyou]
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Reader Comments
1. john - June 30, 2009 7:18 PM
first
2. Que - June 30, 2009 7:18 PM
Que beep bop.
3. tom - June 30, 2009 7:19 PM
this almost stimulates my hunger as much as this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2YLmWFsBXg
4. niggler - June 30, 2009 7:19 PM
Mechanically delicious!
5. Zombeleton - June 30, 2009 7:23 PM
Hmm...To me WALL-E just seams like a crappier, boxier version of Johnny 5
6. pew=1-3+x - June 30, 2009 7:25 PM
cute
7. Beastman AIDS - June 30, 2009 7:29 PM
Do any of these novelty cakes actually taste nice? Or is it just a polished turd?
is the WALL-E died?
8. naas - June 30, 2009 7:45 PM
It looks a little.... I dunno, disoriented
I'm not sure I'd want to try a piece also, there's a kirkland logo(pretty sure)on the blue box next to the cake and from what I know kirkland makes dog food
9. Jerry - June 30, 2009 7:55 PM
Looks like Wall-E the artard
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10. Daisy - June 30, 2009 9:37 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. YOu can tell itsa fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max took his friend out for a bachelor party, and got him drunk and set him up with a transvestite hooker. Later they got caught in the car during a moving BJ, and the cop who was writing them up got killed by a different whore. Max thought to himeself, where's the wood chipper when you need it?
11. big brown - June 30, 2009 10:13 PM
does it even taste good? i mean, look at the frosting, it looks like crap, maybe its for show instead of food
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16. Beastman AIDS - July 1, 2009 1:29 AM
MOAR SPAM PLEEEEEZE
17. hi! - July 1, 2009 1:37 AM
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18. Latexxx - July 1, 2009 2:25 AM
LOL, i hate dr. pepper too
i hate pickle chips too
i dont even see why they make them...
does anyone even eat them?
they don't even taste like pickles...
pickles actually taste better.
and im not much of a pickle fan either
19. Ciao - July 1, 2009 7:18 AM
well, bring this to a kids party, they won't care too much quality o' this mediocre cake. However they will care if it at least taste's decent.
Otherwise you may walk into a room covered with Wall-E chunks, since apparently the cake tastes like sweet charcoal.
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@7 Well said my friend
20. cheap hotels - July 1, 2009 7:19 AM
Muy bueno.
21. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 1, 2009 7:25 AM
@16
I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!
22. R2-D2 - July 1, 2009 8:03 AM
Blip! Yum! Bleep!
23. Timbo - July 1, 2009 8:21 AM
@nass You've never had dogfood cake?!? It's delicious!
24. Jaded Icon - July 1, 2009 8:57 AM
So is this a robot cake that a sexy robot stripper jumps out and says "It's your birthday!..........time to die!" and then shoots you with laser boobies?.......oh, it's not? Than I don't want it.
25. blp - July 1, 2009 9:14 AM
Oh god I hope my eyes don't look like that when I play with myself! If someone walked on me, that could be more disturbing than the masturbation.
26. blp - July 1, 2009 9:15 AM
^ walked IN on me. I won't let them walk ON me unless they're wearing stilettos.
27. Iron-Balls McGinty - July 1, 2009 9:30 AM
this was supposed to be a Sponge Bob cake, but the holes filled in due to the excessive weight of the cake mix..so it was re-done as "Wall-E"...a.k.a. Epic Failure!
28. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 1, 2009 9:35 AM
@24
I want that cake for my birthday.
29. naas - July 1, 2009 9:55 AM
@Timbo - I haven't had the opportunity to try any, no. Sounds tasty but yes I'm afraid of it
30. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 1, 2009 10:00 AM
When did WALL-E get Down's Syndrome?
31. GLADIATOR - July 1, 2009 11:03 AM
Not too bad. The likeness to the original was done pretty well
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32. Jaded Icon - July 2, 2009 7:01 AM
@ 28
Then you shall have it my friend. What kind of frosting for the cake? And what cup size for the laser boobies?
33. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 2, 2009 8:55 AM
@32
French Vanilla. B-cup. I likes 'em small. Also, can the shebot piss PBR? I want the best golden shower ever!
34. Jaded Icon - July 2, 2009 10:34 AM
@ 33
Would you settle for swiss chocolate, C-cup and Grain Belt? Sorry supplies are low, have to get to the store.....
35. led display - July 2, 2009 10:36 AM
like EC i saw a movie
36. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 2, 2009 10:49 AM
@34
Ok. I guess. Can I motorboat those puppies before I meet my doom?
37. Jaded Icon - July 2, 2009 10:54 AM
@ 36
Motorboat away my friend, it takes 10.34 seconds before those sweater kittens fully charge. Ah......10.34 seconds of bliss.
38. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 2, 2009 11:27 AM
SWEET!