Jun 4 2009I Want: Turbo Heather XTreme Racedoll
Why didn't we have cool toys like this when I was growing up? I only had one toy. And now I have wolf palm and bottle-cap glasses.
Look out! Here come the Extreme Radio-Controlled Southern Belles! [dvice]
Thanks to whoever sent me this last week, hit me up again and I'll give you a proper what-for.
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Reader Comments
1. justipoo - June 4, 2009 8:53 PM
first!!!>!>!>!
2. GLADIATOR - June 4, 2009 8:59 PM
"Little House on the Prairie" goes R/C!
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
3. brutefags - June 4, 2009 9:03 PM
brutefags they're out in force lately aren't they? could have named it something better than burpnassaker atleast
oh and this video was hilarious -- lightning green dress!
4. RiotPorn - June 4, 2009 9:12 PM
Lovin' the late 80's early 90's outfits on the kids. Gotta dig the side ponytail.
5. JOWE - June 4, 2009 9:21 PM
Fifth!!!!
6. Wes - June 4, 2009 9:33 PM
underneath her dress is a tornado of power.... LOL
7. a - June 4, 2009 9:35 PM
7th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. a - June 4, 2009 9:36 PM
8TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. a - June 4, 2009 9:36 PM
9th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. a - June 4, 2009 9:37 PM
ok im done i promise
11. Naterator - June 4, 2009 9:46 PM
You are not!!!
12. a - June 4, 2009 9:47 PM
correct 12th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13. GRAMMARNAZI - June 4, 2009 9:55 PM
This is what happens when toy suppliers have too much overstock. They start morphing crap together & sell it to retailers...........Then they laugh their asses off.
14. Spikey DaPikey - June 4, 2009 10:40 PM
WTF ?!
Strange shit they must have been smokin' !
15. Meme me me - June 4, 2009 11:16 PM
FAKE!!!
This was a publicity stunt put on by EA games.
These are actors paid by EA. Did you notice all the EA logos?
16. lolol - June 4, 2009 11:26 PM
"I Love the Way she make me feel!"
I love the way i make her feel
17. naas - June 4, 2009 11:48 PM
I'm glad I've been drinking before coming across this, because if I weren't I'd have an opinion that'd leave you thinking 'what was he thinking' when you read it
18. Daisy - June 5, 2009 1:11 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max move to a new town an made friends with Lydia Deetz, and killed a bunch of people in fun and creative ways.
19. Wes - June 5, 2009 1:26 AM
@ 13
fail
20. amy - June 5, 2009 1:49 AM
what kind of dolls are those?
21. Bertie - June 5, 2009 6:09 AM
OMGMOMGMOOMGMOGOMG
21ST YEAHAHHAHAHAH!!!*?
22. Jaded Icon - June 5, 2009 7:47 AM
@ 18
Daisy's back!! Now we can all breathe a sigh of relief.
@ 17
And naas, when are you NOT drinking. lol
23. Make Money While Tweeting - June 5, 2009 8:46 AM
nice outfits
24. Chubby - June 5, 2009 8:51 AM
@22: F*CK YOU!!! Everything is way better when Daisy's not here.
25. Pat - June 5, 2009 8:57 AM
LOL This brings me back!
26. Jaded Icon - June 5, 2009 9:01 AM
@ 24
I totally agree with you, which is why I was being sarcastic. See? Sarcastic tone and facial expressions......
BTW: F*CK YOU TOO!! I'm kidding....come back! Daddy misses his chubby.
27. Chubby - June 5, 2009 9:07 AM
Sorry Jaded...
It's early and I haven't had my first cup of bourbon yet. Are we cool now?
28. catch22 - June 5, 2009 9:14 AM
it would go well with my "alabama man"
29. FIRSTTARD - June 5, 2009 10:04 AM
FIRST!
30. GRAMMARNAZI - June 5, 2009 10:06 AM
@19
Fail yourself, and fail your parents for conceiving you.
31. Turd Ferguson - June 5, 2009 10:58 AM
Is it just me or is anyone creeped out by those dolls?
32. Stuey - June 5, 2009 12:07 PM
Daisy....errr I mean complete retard.
YOUR JOKE IS TIRED! PLAYED OUT...yesterdays news trick.
Your generic tag may be mildly amusing for a photo, but yeah slapping it on anything like a video...GAY.
33. Darth - June 5, 2009 4:20 PM
I see the traditional Southern Belle has exchanged her horse and carriage for a turbo skateboard? Good deal.
34. Captain - June 6, 2009 9:12 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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