Jun 4 2009Honesty Fail: How Not To Sell A Used iPhone
This is exactly how you don't sell a used iPhone on craigslist. If the phone fell in a puddle of urine but didn't damage the phone YOU DON'T MENTION IT IN THE AD. Trust me, I learned the hard way.
Looking to sell a 1 year old Tokyoflash wristwatch. The watch is in perfect working condition. The only problem is I lost it in my girlfriend for 12 days, but I put soap on it and wrapped it in a napkin. No damage to the watch or screen.
I still have it. Any takers? You smell it you bought it.
Thanks to pat, who once sold snow to an Eskimo by threatening the poor bastard with a flamethrower.
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Reader Comments
1. catch22 - June 4, 2009 2:07 PM
5 bucks for the watch
2. FIRSTTARD - June 4, 2009 2:07 PM
FIRST!
3. Ryan Buckley - June 4, 2009 2:09 PM
almost
4. neener - June 4, 2009 2:09 PM
HA! FIRSTTARD FAIL
5. gizmoduck - June 4, 2009 2:12 PM
dropped it in urine?
how did that happen?
6. CoinOperatedBoi - June 4, 2009 2:13 PM
6 for the watch!!
7. catch22 - June 4, 2009 2:16 PM
@6 get off my koolade MF
8. naas - June 4, 2009 2:16 PM
That's pretty gross GW, kinda like the story Christopher Walken told how his father hid the watch during the war in pulp fiction. Thanks to eBay now I am 'hiding' it
I'm curious what stompy would say about this
9. Pew³ - June 4, 2009 2:23 PM
The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you
10. SiGee - June 4, 2009 2:26 PM
GW, give you $6 for the watch and $10 for your girlfriend
11. SiGee - June 4, 2009 2:29 PM
JJ
12. Pew³ - June 4, 2009 2:31 PM
Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!
13. Pew³ - June 4, 2009 2:33 PM
Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Pulp fiction quotes anyone?
MooseKnuckle?
gizmoduck?
Just like old times!!!
14. Moose Knuckle - June 4, 2009 2:35 PM
I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
15. a - June 4, 2009 2:38 PM
but that costs $100 more than a new one. and it has urine cooties
16. Pew³ - June 4, 2009 2:42 PM
Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
17. Pew³ - June 4, 2009 2:49 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfŭcker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
18. naas - June 4, 2009 3:02 PM
@Pew³ love it, love the quotes
☺ ☻
19. Pat - June 4, 2009 3:03 PM
::shudders in horror::
20. naas - June 4, 2009 3:03 PM
^ ^
http://www.thesahara.info/movies/pulp_fiction_duo.jpg
21. yan - June 4, 2009 3:07 PM
as soon as ned gets here...
22. Pew³ - June 4, 2009 3:08 PM
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
23. naas - June 4, 2009 3:13 PM
ANGRY CHICKENS!!!! IT"S A CHOPPER NOT A MOTORCYCLE!!!
24. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 4, 2009 3:27 PM
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fücking with you. Fück pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps
25. naas (doing another for Daisy) - June 4, 2009 3:34 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is just like that scene from Never Back Down where Max was asked to throw a fight for a crime boss but instead kills the other guy, gets the fück out of his apartment, goes back for the ass-watch his girl fükkin left behind, kills another guy and leaves quietly.
On the way back Max see's Baja's ex & decides to plow him over. This creates an accident that lands him fighting in the street, landing in some small store the hides a gimp in the back, waking up tied to a chair with a rubber ball in his mouth & watching Baja's ex get effed in the aye.
26. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 4, 2009 3:40 PM
"effed in the aye"
That made me cry a little.
27. DanCosgrove - June 4, 2009 3:44 PM
Man, I need to buy a used car off of this guy. You'd never have to worry about surprises.
28. Everyone Thinks I'm Jewish - June 4, 2009 3:50 PM
Urine is sterile.
I'll take it. Not for $300, but I'll take it.
29. Darth - June 4, 2009 6:02 PM
This remind me i still have to buy a new cellphone.Suggestions?
30. henree - June 4, 2009 6:26 PM
there's nothing wrong with a little peepee.
31. GLADIATOR - June 4, 2009 6:52 PM
@30
... unless it ain't yours
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
32. pervy mcstevens - June 5, 2009 5:25 AM
I would love to have a "lost" wristwatch... its a real turn on!
33. fag pepper - June 5, 2009 5:30 AM
i lost my watch in my boyfriend
34. pervy mcstevens - June 5, 2009 5:31 AM
yeah fag... it hurt me so good... was fun trying to find it though!
35. Jaded Icon - June 5, 2009 8:13 AM
I'll take it!!! The watch that is.......
36. Momboelitist - June 5, 2009 10:08 AM
The jokes on him! Urine is sterile!
37. nprjunkie - June 5, 2009 5:17 PM
Dang, flagged for removal on craigslist. THANK YOU Geekologie for archiving this seminal documentation. You are NUMBER ONE.
38. Captain - June 6, 2009 9:16 AM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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