Jun 24 2009Great News, Twihards!: Twlight Makeup Line
So apparently (I can't believe I'm writing this) there's a Twilight makeup line coming out from DuWop, the cosmetic line being used during the filming of the new movie, "Blue Moon" or whatever. Want to look like a vampire and save $16? Don't sleep.
Be transformed. Let the alchemy transcend.
This special limited edition Lip Venom is a sneak preview of our highly anticipated Twilight Venom, debuting this Fall. Lip Venom V is not your typical DuWop venom. Instead of a gloss, Lip Venom V is a shimmering crimson lip stain suspended in a venom-laced liquid lip conditioner with a bite, and contains argan, avocado, olive oils and vitamin E.This product should be shaken before use to represent the blending of the human and vampire worlds and applied repeatedly until lips are plumped, revitalized and the desired intensity of color has been reached.
WOW. I just bought like 30 billion shares of DuWop stock. Also, I'm not afraid to admit that I love the Twilight series, and I'd be happy to stay up all night talking to any of you (legal) Twihards out there about Edward Cullen and just how sexy he is. Provided we do it topless. Oh, and call him by his codename: The Geekologie Writer.
Hit the jump to see the Edward and Bella Barbie dolls coming out this fall. And tell me: is it just coincidence Edward's head is shaped like a dildo? I THINK NOT.
Product Site
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'Twilight' Makeup Will Plump You Up (But Won't Cover Any, Er, Bites) [hollywoodcrush]
Thanks to trishna87, who expects a lot of emergency room visits when Edward heads go missing.
Reader Comments
1. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 24, 2009 5:37 PM
WTF? I use make-up to HIDE the effects of not sleeping.
GW - Edward Cullen is a controlling, manipulative douchebag. Although I am a bit of a Twitard... so feel free to dismiss any comments out of hand.
2. FDSY - June 24, 2009 5:38 PM
Yeah. Up. They should just title all the products. "Life Wasted".
3. Jerry - June 24, 2009 5:42 PM
Here's a bucket of white paint, er.. make up.
Vampires are for sucks......
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
4. sobored - June 24, 2009 5:50 PM
twilight sucks, nuff said.
5. ಠ_ಠ - June 24, 2009 5:55 PM
ಠ_ಠ
6. Ciao - June 24, 2009 6:05 PM
haha!
Just grab some body glitter and slap on a twilight logo and that's another product Twihards will luv.
7. naas - June 24, 2009 6:06 PM
meh
@5 I see you
8. Pew³ - June 24, 2009 6:15 PM
when are the twihards going to diehard?
Ha ha, get it? Diehard sounds like twihard.... and they need to go away... so they should die...hard.... nevermind, I got nothing.
9. bethy - June 24, 2009 6:20 PM
whatever happened to Harry Potter?! I cant keep up with these trends.
10. Pew³ - June 24, 2009 6:24 PM
@9 puberty.
11. Moose Knuckle - June 24, 2009 6:28 PM
If some of these twihard chicks want, I got something they can spread all over their face and lips, might save 'em a few bucks...
12. Moose Knuckle - June 24, 2009 6:29 PM
'Course if they're underage I'll have to defer to a specialist...
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/25/633684870202373556-pedobear.jpg
13. Pew³ - June 24, 2009 6:32 PM
@12. I've seen your specialist at work somewhere.....
http://www.animekon.com/uploads/2009/03/Twilight-pedobear-faded.jpg
14. Moose Knuckle - June 24, 2009 6:39 PM
I saw what you did there
http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/196/9/9/pedo_bear_stamp_by_inuyashafangirl94.jpg
15. Pew³ - June 24, 2009 6:53 PM
He delivers now.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/39488895@N02/3657758627/in/set-72157619875045980/
16. Abbieee - June 24, 2009 7:17 PM
awww...i feel guilty for liking twilight..i may buy this, although definately not the creepy as owt dolls
17. Daisy - June 24, 2009 7:30 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was being chased by a bunch of 12 year old vampire girls. To thwart their attacks he farted, and they all got grossed out, leaving him alone.
18. twellve - June 24, 2009 7:33 PM
wouldn't buy any of this crap, as much as i actually do like the books and film.
maybe women really do prefer *ssholes, if millions of girls and women are now fantasizing about vampires (i.e. men who would try to kill them). then again, if more men looked like edward cullen... *drool*
19. Die - June 24, 2009 7:42 PM
Emo fag vampires for the fail!11111111111111
http://driftwood-x.mybrute.com
20. Johnny - June 24, 2009 7:44 PM
The Edward Cullen doll looks like Krammer.
21. Beastman AIDS - June 24, 2009 7:54 PM
Did bella died?
22. Pat - June 24, 2009 8:02 PM
GW, why the hell are you reporting on this?
23. Heather (on vacation!) - June 24, 2009 8:07 PM
I got your Twilight right here, baby.
Oh hell, I have no idea what that means either.
24. Watch-303 - June 24, 2009 8:27 PM
@ 1, you are correct, you are a smart Twilight fan who sees through the bullshit SM writes in her books.
25. Kendo_Bunny - June 24, 2009 9:19 PM
Nothing like spending $16 to idolize the relationship between a controlling, emotionally abusive stalker his obnoxiously self-centered, enormously stupid little obsession. Edward has to control Bella's every movement (seriously, he carries her almost everywhere) because she's so stupid that she can't take five steps without falling down.
Just what young girls need to be reading: be a stupid, helpless, clinging vine who treats everyone less attractive like shit and a really hot, really rich guy will come and tell you what to do so you never have to think again.
26. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 24, 2009 9:27 PM
25 - You forgot about slumming it with a stable-ish, hot Native while your rich boy figures out whether he really wants you or not...
27. Schadenfreudetastic - June 24, 2009 9:53 PM
Bleh. I refuse to finance Stephanie Meyer or anything that is related to her. She might begin to think that she's actually a capable writer. And we wouldn't want her pumping out more idiotic bullcrap about pasty vampires.
28. B - June 24, 2009 10:15 PM
oh no. now my girlfriends going to want this.
29. Latifuh Tanyisha Bonquisha - June 24, 2009 10:47 PM
Ohhh sweet buttery Jesus.
30. <3 - June 24, 2009 11:25 PM
Edward is hotttttttt. I'm getting the dolls and the lipgloss for sure.
31. edward - June 24, 2009 11:31 PM
I want some of that stuff
32. Hallo - June 24, 2009 11:38 PM
@6 been done. http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Cosmetics/FaceBody/Twilight-Edward-Body-Shimmer-209141.jsp
33. Don Chi Chi's - June 24, 2009 11:43 PM
His fangs don't creep me out.It's his lazy eye,pale skin,and bushy eyebrows that make me want to just shoot him.Pussees will be all over this crap.
"This product should be shaken before use to represent the blending of the human and vampire worlds..."
WTF?!
34. La Push Jacob off a Cliff. - June 24, 2009 11:53 PM
I find vampires sexy since Twilight. lol......,what??
35. Devon - June 25, 2009 4:37 AM
I once came across a little thing of facial glitter saying it was the "Twilight Vampire Skin Effect" or some shit. In other words - you put on the stupid cream with glitter. OMFG You look like a gay tranny vampire.
36. Yiff - June 25, 2009 5:21 AM
Twihards, please kill yourselves.
Besides, vampires are supposed to kill shit not love it.
37. razor ramon - June 25, 2009 6:07 AM
i miss suicides, seems like people are procastinating more then ever
38. Jaded Icon - June 25, 2009 6:56 AM
How the hell did we let tweens take vampires away from us? Damn teenagers get off my lawn!!
39. Megan - June 25, 2009 7:23 AM
This stuff has been around for years. My friends have been using it for years before i ever even heard of twilight.
40. CoinOperatedBoi - June 25, 2009 7:26 AM
Sure that is for Twilight? V is what they call Vampire Blood in True Blood that show that is out on HBO. Actually pretty decent show...and you see Anna Paquin's boobehs....lol
41. 742am - June 25, 2009 7:42 AM
phuck twilight!
42. noodle - June 25, 2009 8:42 AM
im sorry geekologie, i tried not to puke in my lap.
i puked in my lap though.
and i got a little bit on you.
heres a napkin.
43. Ptentacle - June 25, 2009 8:43 AM
You might re-consider your twihard invitation, GW. If they're not underage (as you said) they become an entirely new breed of lonely fat girls, with tattoos that used to be somewhere else.
44. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 25, 2009 8:48 AM
44 - I like my tattoo's new location! It was on my shoulder, now it's a tramp stamp!
45. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 25, 2009 9:04 AM
@45
Cutting it off and sewing it on another part of your body doesn't count.
46. caroline - June 25, 2009 9:12 AM
yessssss! I am pre-ordering all of these! I have no shame in my Twilight obsession.... ok maybe a little shame....
47. jaja - June 25, 2009 10:29 AM
OMGGGGGGGGG NEW Geekologie Writer !
I'M TELLING YOU. THERE'S DEFINITELY A NEW GW! I CAN SMELL IT !
48. Kendo_Bunny - June 25, 2009 12:25 PM
Pray tell, Twilight fans, why is Edward hot? Aside from Stephenie Meyer not being able to go a page without telling us he's marbley golden eyed perfection, what evidence do you have of hotness? After all, she tells us he's nice, too, which is an obvious lie. She tells us he's decent, even though every time he smiles or laughs during the book, he's either trying to wheedle someone into doing something they don't want to do, or he's laughing at someone. She tells us he's kind, even though he treats everyone like garbage, is racist, and calls Bella names, sulks, and yells at her when she doesn't follow his instructions to the letter. She lies about every aspect of his personality, so how can you think she's telling the truth about his looks?
49. Octopus Pie - June 25, 2009 2:59 PM
I've always found the books creepy, mostly because all of Edward's anti-social behaviors & stalking practices are supposedly romantic. Oiling up her window so he can sneak into her house & go through her stuff as well as watching her sleep? Alienating her from everyone else? Going all manic-depressive 'Now I want you, now I don't"?
Then there's the uterus chewing (of the non-sexual kind) in the last book & the werewolf pedo-bonding to the baby. A baby that will mature in 6 years & be able to mate with him then. Brrr...
BTW, do you guys know that there's actually going to be a Twilight convention in Dallas this year? It's actually been sorta fun to watch the drama unfurl with this convention. They're charging $255 to get in, then they started changing their promises about what the attendees were promised. Something tells me that there's going to be some serious lulz from that convention...
www.twicon.org/
50. Don Chi Chi's - June 25, 2009 3:59 PM
Liike itz trve luvvv an 107 yeer ol vergin/stalker/abusive boifweind && a boaring avrage gurll withowtt a brane!
OMGG Itz soooa hawt!
51. Rhialto - June 25, 2009 4:10 PM
This post belongs on the Twilight site.What's this post doing here?
52. Mae - June 25, 2009 11:16 PM
Do ALL the "Barbie" Barbies have to have THE SAME FACE?!
53. Sarah - June 26, 2009 1:33 AM
Yes.
It sparkles.
54. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 26, 2009 10:29 AM
Yea! I haz teh garlix!
55. Devin - June 26, 2009 4:40 PM
ummm so i have had this for like 4 yrs. its nothin new
56. yo - June 26, 2009 7:02 PM
You finally sold out guy. What a day this has been. Micheal Jackson died, and you sold out 100%.
57. TwiHards - August 7, 2009 11:08 AM
Coming Soon.......... TwiHards.com
You think you have what it takes to be a TwiHard......... well join and find out! TwiHards.com.............. coming in August 2009!
58. melissa - September 10, 2009 5:25 PM
It's definatley not fake! They sell it a sephora and its real! :P I really want some! Maybe i could just get some red lips from edward himself hehe LOL