Jun 30 2009Goodbye Cruel World: The Wearable Towel
Following in the stylish footsteps of the Snuggie, Slanket, Peakaroo, WonderRobe, MagicJacket, CarpetVest and PlushiePants, comes the Wearable Towel (THAT'S THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH?!). It's a towel with holes in it that you put your head and arms through. And wear. Like an animal pelt, but way more Roman. They cost $20 plus shipping and handling and come in red, white and blue. BECAUSE THEY'RE AMERICAN DAMNIT! Like apple pie, if apple pie was manufactured in Singapore.
Thanks to yourmotherslover, who may or may not be your dad.
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Reader Comments
1. JRod - June 30, 2009 1:41 PM
dumb...
2. MAN - June 30, 2009 1:43 PM
lame.
3. Matty - June 30, 2009 1:47 PM
you know i actually thought this was a joke at first.. just like that toilet paper holder... but no.. its legit.. somebody made that..
4. LSDiesel - June 30, 2009 1:48 PM
Hurry while supplies last!
I was really hoping this video was going to be NSFW
5. Steph - June 30, 2009 1:49 PM
Any sexy men call me 631-708-4240 I will be waiting ^_^
6. Ptentacle - June 30, 2009 1:53 PM
Now, that is one stylin' piece of wardrobe. I know what I'm going to wear every day for the rest of my life now. One word: Mankini.
7. rancor - June 30, 2009 1:54 PM
Please steph stop trying to have phone sex while you use your shower head as a dil*do I mean seriously its annoying
8. Evil Ash - June 30, 2009 1:55 PM
Hahaha that guy is like, wearing that robe perfectly fine, but for some reason is having a mild anxiety attack. Like, haha, they couldn't even make robes looks bad because they're awesome.
9. Billy Rapture - June 30, 2009 1:56 PM
This is great!
Ive always wanted my torso dry and my extremities wet!
And hey, who needs to look for a cure for cancer when we could be inventing things like this?
10. Nacho - June 30, 2009 1:59 PM
It really irks me when people misspell dammit as damnit.
11. succo - June 30, 2009 2:02 PM
How dumb do you have to be not to figure out a towel or a robe?
And why is that chick wearing a bra under towel?
Though I do like how it can become an instant toga, for those quick college parties.
12. Ciao - June 30, 2009 2:03 PM
seems to be useful....yet the advertisement just made it lamer than it actually is.
Construction looks cheap, that I can just grab a long beach towel & scissorz and make one myself. That's how ya' save 15$. >:)
13. manders - June 30, 2009 2:06 PM
so, baby, you have two options - we can lay around in our wearable towels in the bed and pretend we're having a toga party, or we can just get naked and f**k the shit out of each other.....your choice.
*d'oh*
lame
14. Billy Rapture - June 30, 2009 2:07 PM
Oh wait. While supplies last, eh?
False alarm people, you dont need to buy one right now.
You got about a year before they sell out.
15. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 30, 2009 2:09 PM
@8 - And how would YOU know about that?!?
16. Freddy K - June 30, 2009 2:11 PM
ummm.
lame.
17. STFUP - June 30, 2009 2:13 PM
To-Ga! To-Ga! To-Ga!
18. Billy Rapture - June 30, 2009 2:15 PM
@16
Theres only one way to solve this.
*Grabs a Sherlock Holmes costume*
Wheres my Watson?
19. Zee Brat - June 30, 2009 2:17 PM
Those have existed forever. My friend has one shaped like a navy blue dress. She wears it when she gets out of the water at the beach.
20. Steph - June 30, 2009 2:17 PM
Callll meeeeeeeeee only two calls so far 631-708-4240
21. naas - June 30, 2009 2:29 PM
I thought this would be NSFW also, from a distance you can't see that bra. What a bogus idea though, arab's have been wearing towels for years
22. Charlzee - June 30, 2009 2:41 PM
God damn your red, white and blue!
You've ruined 'The Italian Job' already, just stop stealing our colours!
23. Jerry - June 30, 2009 2:42 PM
Who wears a bra with their towel? I'd have a much better idea if this thing really worked if the bra weren't there.
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
24. Daisy - June 30, 2009 2:57 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max went out west to an empty cavalry outpost, and made friends with the indians.
25. Larrythefatcat - June 30, 2009 4:31 PM
@ 20
Why do you want us to call a number at Broadwing Communications? That makes pretty much no sense.
Phone sex at work? or phone sex IS your work?
BTW: I came up with Broadwing because Google is my bitch...
26. Justin - June 30, 2009 4:50 PM
Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones dadadadada
27. Rob - June 30, 2009 6:20 PM
Why aren't any of the women wearing it "tunic style"?
28. Jay - June 30, 2009 7:50 PM
You know it's a crappy infomercial when they use music from iMovie in it.
29. Lord of the horse beaters - June 30, 2009 8:35 PM
I know it's been said a hundred times for this and let it be said a hunder more... TOGA TOGA TOGA!!!
30. Gil Yellows - June 30, 2009 10:33 PM
i think it's actually cool :P
31. kumiriko - June 30, 2009 11:44 PM
Why cant girls wear it toga style? Thats just sexest
32. jane - July 1, 2009 4:00 AM
I'll take 8!!
33. benny - July 1, 2009 5:06 AM
i love it! toga toga toga
34. Jaded Icon - July 1, 2009 7:19 AM
@ 31
I agree! Get naked.
35. Rhialto - July 1, 2009 8:51 AM
We're going back to the ancient Roman and Greek times!
36. noodle - July 2, 2009 8:56 AM
what ever happened to robes. like bath robes. i own one. and its just a robe. it continues to dry me off long after my shower, keeps me warm and has far more coverage than the "wearable towel" *caugh* towelshirt *caugh*
its more like a slut blanket really, if you really think about it. take the arms off of a bath robe and bring the bottom up higher.
i still bought 6.
RED WHITE AND BLUE, RED WHITE AND BLUE
37. Shidmon - July 7, 2009 5:46 PM
TOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
38. benny - August 11, 2009 1:22 PM
love it! toga toga toga PARTY!
39. benny - August 11, 2009 1:24 PM
love it! toga toga toga PARTY!