Jun 15 2009Good Times, Sexy Times: Jurassic Fight Club

Jurassic Fight Club: Turf Wars is a little in-browser video game (in the style of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat) made by The History Channel to promote their new series Jurassic Fight Club premiering on Tuesday, July 29th at 9PM eastern. Needless to say, I will be turning on, tuning in and dripping out the leg of my pants. And, while I typically don't condone dinosaur on dinosaur violence, this was strangely erotic. You like how I caught a screencap of the two dinosaurs kissing? I do. JURASSIC FAP!
Thanks to Gabby, who beat the whole game. Nice, Gabby, I tried, but my directional pad got stuck.
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Reader Comments
1. Jcon - June 15, 2009 2:13 PM
<3!
2. 3.14chan - June 15, 2009 2:16 PM
<2
3. naas - June 15, 2009 2:17 PM
<3 - and that makes a heart
4. turtoise - June 15, 2009 2:18 PM
my game is way more fun !!!
http://the-turtle-balls.mybrute.com
5. OJ's Mom - June 15, 2009 2:21 PM
Fücking sweet!
6. OJ's Mom - June 15, 2009 2:22 PM
History Channel, Discovery Channel, etc. all knock the crap out of network TV. I can't wait to see what Adam and Jamie are going to blow the sh|t out of next! And Carrie is hot as hell, I would Fück her long time boom boom.
7. 3.14chan - June 15, 2009 2:23 PM
@3
no, this makes a heart!
♥
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http://314chan.co.nr/
8. naas - June 15, 2009 2:23 PM
@7 yes it does, mine just fell sideways
9. Agent Mark - June 15, 2009 2:30 PM
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10. STOMPY - June 15, 2009 2:33 PM
@9
Makes my head hurt, naas pass some of that patron you got stashed by you laptop...
11. STOMPY - June 15, 2009 2:35 PM
Oh shiite, they're on to us GW! Quick, everyone through their cpu's in a microwave stat. Especialy all those brutefags!
12. naas - June 15, 2009 2:37 PM
glug glugglug *pass
@agent - this is a new one, I'll take that over all the mybrute pollution these days, that's a nice write up
13. Ryan Beez - June 15, 2009 2:37 PM
Jeeze did no one here play "Primal Rage"? Probably one of the greatest fighting games of all time. That shit was down home cooking good.
14. Mike Freeman - June 15, 2009 2:40 PM
This isn't a game....it's just hitting one button!
15. JLY - June 15, 2009 2:44 PM
Looks cool, way too easy though.
I'm now sitting #1 & #2 in the high scores table, my first two goes.
GW, go for it, beat me! 307,700 points will be dead easy to do.
16. lol - June 15, 2009 2:47 PM
@12
I have, in the arcade and on SNES. It sucked ass.
17. Butter Knuts - June 15, 2009 2:49 PM
@ Agent Mark
Bureao is spelled Bureau.
Are the dino's underage or something?
I coulda swore they were barely legal. Which IS legal. Barely.
18. 007 - June 15, 2009 2:50 PM
I thought federal agents had to be educated or, at least, know how to spell the name of the place they are employed. Bureao?
19. Swaggle - June 15, 2009 2:52 PM
What? THis is nothing but a Primal Rage Rip off!
20. Timbo - June 15, 2009 2:56 PM
Rawr!
21. Pew³ - June 15, 2009 3:02 PM
no matter how good you do, you still lose. Because you go extinct.
get it? Dinosaurs are extinct.
(taking off my Cpt. Obvious hat)
22. LOL - June 15, 2009 3:16 PM
hilarious game. also, jurassic fight club is a fun show to watch
23. Bobby - June 15, 2009 3:16 PM
I GOT THE TOP SCORE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
24. Dr.Freak - June 15, 2009 3:16 PM
"IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think that this board was logged in error, please stat your reasons to the F.B.I Agent currently monitering this board and quote reference number #2637489129."
Agent Mark, as you are "monitering" this board & not monitoring it, i believe this site has been logged in error due to you being a STUPID DOUSHEBAG who CAN'T FRIGGIN SPELL! http://www.dictionary.com is your friend
Moron...
25. Agent Mark - June 15, 2009 3:24 PM
LAWL. I love trollin
26. KatieandGG - June 15, 2009 3:33 PM
I got 200,000 --> http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc280/KatieandGG/Picture19.png HAHURHEE :C dont beat me
When you get there you get a cheat that makes you invincible later for your first fights with each dino. It begins with C but i shall not tell you...
HAHAHAHAH TAKE DAT BOB >:3
=_O and i bet everyone wanted to be Trex. pfff.. Utah<3oooh-aahh
27. Dr.Freak - June 15, 2009 3:33 PM
@25 Idiots usually do
28. KatieandGG - June 15, 2009 3:51 PM
DAMMIT IAN BEAT ME D: http://generaldroid.deviantart.com/
29. Ezra - June 15, 2009 3:58 PM
I just got the game's high score! EML: 297, 600. Thanks for the tip, GW.
30. 3.14chan - June 15, 2009 4:06 PM
@9
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31. Anon - June 15, 2009 4:30 PM
I have the high score. 315,729. Come on, somebody beat me!
32. Captain - June 15, 2009 4:47 PM
Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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33. Adam Fisher - June 15, 2009 5:35 PM
OLD!
been playing this in the UK for ages..
come on.. make your prehistoric gameplay posts more cutting edge!
LOVE THE SITE though.
34. malloryy - June 15, 2009 6:03 PM
hahahaha, i'm so bored. i played it and got the new high score.
wooo, big life achievement. XD
35. nadalo日本にいます。(also in Japan) - June 15, 2009 7:09 PM
Well if you like this you will love Kyoriu King (Dino King) you can collect scan the dino types and add powers to them and fight each other...this game is been around in Japan....4 years??? Discovery and GW too late!!
http://www.dinosaurking.com/
36. Watch-303 - June 15, 2009 7:24 PM
if this was only a video game it'd be epic!!!
37. mattk - June 15, 2009 8:03 PM
this game is too easy, using the stegosaurus and spamming its attack you never get hit once
38. Pat - June 15, 2009 9:10 PM
Damnit History Channel! The first rule of Jurassic Fight Club is ... YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JURASSIC FIGHT CLUB!
39. led screen - June 15, 2009 9:46 PM
hahah ..just a fightting game .
40. Anon - June 15, 2009 11:30 PM
@32
Get a fücking life. Nobody cares about mybrute. Not fun, Not quick and Not enjoyable. take you trolling elsewhere.
41. GLADIATOR - June 16, 2009 12:25 AM
MORTAL KOMBAT CREEPY VOICE
*FATALITY*
*PERFECT**
*DA DUMBBBBBB*
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Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!
42. Lord of the horse beaters - June 16, 2009 9:32 AM
Yay, top score by 116,900 points, is that actual scores from other people or just fakes because its kinda sad that I got 301,900 points (I'm dlg) while the next on the list got 185,000 (bob).
43. lol - June 16, 2009 11:03 AM
Lol. I don't think they actually keep high scores. I only see mine then Bob, JKW, Dog, etc..
44. Lord of the horse beaters - June 16, 2009 11:59 AM
wow, that's relly retarded...
45. Joe - June 16, 2009 1:20 PM
Just got #4 on hi score list as JOE
46. Rhialto - June 16, 2009 4:11 PM
Sadly for the dinosaurs but lucky for us,that meteorite saved our lives!
47. HULKINGGORGON - June 16, 2009 4:24 PM
MY FAVORITE DINOSAUR IS A MEGASOARASS HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
48. HULKINGGORGON - June 16, 2009 4:25 PM
FOR GOT MY OTHER FAVORITE...... THE LICK-ALOT-A-PUSS HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49. A - June 16, 2009 5:09 PM
@47 & 48:
GET UR FRIGGIN CAPSLOCK BUTTON FIXED!
NOT FUNNY! NOT FUNNY!
50. Breakup Makeup - June 16, 2009 9:04 PM
GENIUS!
http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
51. RIC - June 18, 2009 4:04 AM
hello i'm ric i got a score of 286,300, i'm on top, HAHAHHA
52. RIC - June 18, 2009 4:07 AM
oops, thats 296,800,HAHAHAHA
53. Anon - June 18, 2009 2:22 PM
@ 41 & 50:
Spam, spam, spam in a can!
Take your trolling elsewhere. Asswipes.