Jun 15 2009Good Times, Sexy Times: Jurassic Fight Club

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Jurassic Fight Club: Turf Wars is a little in-browser video game (in the style of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat) made by The History Channel to promote their new series Jurassic Fight Club premiering on Tuesday, July 29th at 9PM eastern. Needless to say, I will be turning on, tuning in and dripping out the leg of my pants. And, while I typically don't condone dinosaur on dinosaur violence, this was strangely erotic. You like how I caught a screencap of the two dinosaurs kissing? I do. JURASSIC FAP!

Jurassic Fight Club

Thanks to Gabby, who beat the whole game. Nice, Gabby, I tried, but my directional pad got stuck.

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<3!

<2

<3 - and that makes a heart

my game is way more fun !!!

http://the-turtle-balls.mybrute.com

Fücking sweet!

History Channel, Discovery Channel, etc. all knock the crap out of network TV. I can't wait to see what Adam and Jamie are going to blow the sh|t out of next! And Carrie is hot as hell, I would Fück her long time boom boom.

@3
no, this makes a heart!

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@7 yes it does, mine just fell sideways

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@9

Makes my head hurt, naas pass some of that patron you got stashed by you laptop...

Oh shiite, they're on to us GW! Quick, everyone through their cpu's in a microwave stat. Especialy all those brutefags!

glug glugglug *pass

@agent - this is a new one, I'll take that over all the mybrute pollution these days, that's a nice write up

Jeeze did no one here play "Primal Rage"? Probably one of the greatest fighting games of all time. That shit was down home cooking good.

This isn't a game....it's just hitting one button!

Looks cool, way too easy though.

I'm now sitting #1 & #2 in the high scores table, my first two goes.

GW, go for it, beat me! 307,700 points will be dead easy to do.

@12

I have, in the arcade and on SNES. It sucked ass.

@ Agent Mark

Bureao is spelled Bureau.

Are the dino's underage or something?

I coulda swore they were barely legal. Which IS legal. Barely.

I thought federal agents had to be educated or, at least, know how to spell the name of the place they are employed. Bureao?

What? THis is nothing but a Primal Rage Rip off!

Rawr!

no matter how good you do, you still lose. Because you go extinct.

get it? Dinosaurs are extinct.

(taking off my Cpt. Obvious hat)

hilarious game. also, jurassic fight club is a fun show to watch

I GOT THE TOP SCORE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Agent Mark, as you are "monitering" this board & not monitoring it, i believe this site has been logged in error due to you being a STUPID DOUSHEBAG who CAN'T FRIGGIN SPELL! http://www.dictionary.com is your friend
Moron...

LAWL. I love trollin

I got 200,000 --> http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc280/KatieandGG/Picture19.png HAHURHEE :C dont beat me
When you get there you get a cheat that makes you invincible later for your first fights with each dino. It begins with C but i shall not tell you...
HAHAHAHAH TAKE DAT BOB >:3
=_O and i bet everyone wanted to be Trex. pfff.. Utah<3oooh-aahh

@25 Idiots usually do

DAMMIT IAN BEAT ME D: http://generaldroid.deviantart.com/

I just got the game's high score! EML: 297, 600. Thanks for the tip, GW.

@9
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I have the high score. 315,729. Come on, somebody beat me!


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OLD!
been playing this in the UK for ages..
come on.. make your prehistoric gameplay posts more cutting edge!

LOVE THE SITE though.

hahahaha, i'm so bored. i played it and got the new high score.
wooo, big life achievement. XD

Well if you like this you will love Kyoriu King (Dino King) you can collect scan the dino types and add powers to them and fight each other...this game is been around in Japan....4 years??? Discovery and GW too late!!
http://www.dinosaurking.com/

if this was only a video game it'd be epic!!!

this game is too easy, using the stegosaurus and spamming its attack you never get hit once

Damnit History Channel! The first rule of Jurassic Fight Club is ... YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT JURASSIC FIGHT CLUB!

hahah ..just a fightting game .

@32

Get a fücking life. Nobody cares about mybrute. Not fun, Not quick and Not enjoyable. take you trolling elsewhere.

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Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:

http://burpnassker.mybrute.com

The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!

Yay, top score by 116,900 points, is that actual scores from other people or just fakes because its kinda sad that I got 301,900 points (I'm dlg) while the next on the list got 185,000 (bob).

Lol. I don't think they actually keep high scores. I only see mine then Bob, JKW, Dog, etc..

wow, that's relly retarded...

Just got #4 on hi score list as JOE

Sadly for the dinosaurs but lucky for us,that meteorite saved our lives!

MY FAVORITE DINOSAUR IS A MEGASOARASS HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

FOR GOT MY OTHER FAVORITE...... THE LICK-ALOT-A-PUSS HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@47 & 48:

GET UR FRIGGIN CAPSLOCK BUTTON FIXED!

NOT FUNNY! NOT FUNNY!

hello i'm ric i got a score of 286,300, i'm on top, HAHAHHA

oops, thats 296,800,HAHAHAHA

@ 41 & 50:

Spam, spam, spam in a can!

Take your trolling elsewhere. Asswipes.

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