Jun 14 2009Golden: ZOMG, WTF Are Those Things?!

Lol I see those all the time

qpxiu,

Thanks for not posting FIRST!!!!1!

Clearly photoshoped.

that car is a billboard that says "this driver is a colostomy bag"

Lol I've seen those on trucks except smaller. The problem with this picture is it looks TOOOOTALLY photoshobed.

HA! Just proving the point of penile compensation even more !
(waves with pinkie)

You know what they say about compensating for something? They must be girls.

Nick,
Actually thats the only reason I posted. To make sure some asshat doesn't do that :)

Looks like it has a third testicle. He should get his car checked out.

that car has elephantitis...

why would any guy want to handle those things if they wern't gay

those nuts have no shadow! photoshop marked

pew pew

@11, in the closet much?

Yes this pic is obnoxious and the moron who has them on their car is an ass hat but to say that if someone puts them on the vehicle is clearly gay is a classic closeted statement.

Why not spend all the money they put into "pimping" that crumby Monte Carlo on getting a better car? Those nuts are like pearls on swine IMO... still not as bad as putting rims on cutlas ciera though... unless it's a brougham.

Yes, I called nuts pearls.

lol I love truck balls.cheeseastic with the matching gawdy paint job. They banned them out here.

Surprising Daisy hasn't commented on this yet.

Fake, shadows are all wrong.

You know the last part.

Seriously though, this is straight up fake. Funny idea though..

Cough please!

Could you imagine him backing up into your car causing those balls to break through your windshield? Talk about teabagging!

This is obviously photoshopped, you can tell by the shadows... no...wait... its just obvious

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becvause the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver Back Down where Max was driving with his friend Cheech, and Cheech told him the mexican word for friend was pendejo. When they bounced the van into someone's front yard max opened the window and tried to make friends with everyone by addressing them as pendejo. It didn't go well.

@16, THANKS

Turn the wheel and cough.

QUOTE: *IT TAKES BIG BALLS TO DRIVE THIS (BIG FOOT) VEHICLE*

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Daisy is FINALLY right.

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#22 = lolz

deez

That's nothing compared to mines... >.>

DAMN THOSE ARE SOME BIG CAJONES

Why ?......................i mean..............WHY !?

The only problem I see is that if you want to scratch your balls you have to get out of your truck

Maybe he's just going bowling and didn't have any space in the trunk?

That is so white trash.

lol truck nuts!

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First sudden stop, balls hit gas tank, gas tank explodes, epic failure.

All done in Photoshop, mind you.

Those cars look so stupid.
Gee, lets take a $900 car, put $8000.00 wheels on it, a stupid $4000.00 paint job on it, another $1000 to paint a pair of nuts, and probably another $5k in subs and drive around in circles all night.
@33;
99.9% of the time its NOT WHITE trash that drive those things.

Watch my golden balls swing,
you're getting sleepy, sleepy
DATE RAPE!
Hypno-balls, the new GHB.

@38
ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE THAT THIS KIND OF CAR IS ONLY DRIVEN BY AFRICAN AMERICAN PEOPLE?????

This is my ride, bitches! If you love it, just wait until you have seen the trunk, is full whith fried chicken and watermelons!
hummmm NHAMY

I belive those cars are that high so they can perform drivebys that will spare the children

for those who aren't from around maryland they are called bull oysters and are popular in western maryland, west virginia, and pennsyltuckey! a lot of people have them on their trucks... but i don't understand the draw.

I work at a place that sells truck nuts. *sigh*

For the doubters who think this is a photoshop;

1: Note that the bottom half of the car is illuminated by what appear to be the headlights of the car behind, that's why the nuts are so much brighter than the rest of the car - look at the shadows cast forward by the wheels and if you look under the rear axle you can see the shadows cast by the nuts.

2: Even if this was a photoshop job, you know someone, somewhere has done something at least this stupid to their car.

You KNOW there is a tattoo in there somewhere...

The only thing I hate more than douchebags, are douchbags with large fake balls hanging from their cars...

That's NUTS!
(see what I did there?)

"Impressive, but mine drag on the pavement."

So does this, but only when doing a wheelie.

I mean, I remember the era of the so-called 'muscle' cars, but damn...

(And so what if it's Photoshopped? It's something you *could* do, and now, I bet somebody will.)

You can't say much about this.It's just there,at least it looks waxed.

I'm even not talking about skidmarks!

lol. I see those everywhere.